Numi's boudoir

A very happy 2018 to you and HB, I trust Scotland has had its naughty highlights and the view from the bed was enjoyed by you both!

Lx
 
A very happy 2018 to you and HB, I trust Scotland has had its naughty highlights and the view from the bed was enjoyed by you both!

Lx

Thank you, Lucy, and the very happiest of New Years to you :heart:

We're still here, naughtiness has been occurring :devil: Suffice to say I am not a virgin in 2018 :D

Saw a seal today. An actual seal on the beach!
 
Thank you, Lucy, and the very happiest of New Years to you :heart:

We're still here, naughtiness has been occurring :devil: Suffice to say I am not a virgin in 2018 :D

Saw a seal today. An actual seal on the beach!

Seals are beautiful creatures but also rather territorial when young are about, and quite violent when the males get together... sounds familiar!

Sadly I remain a 2018 virgin, and will do for some time I think, until such time as my interests are accepted by an understanding lady! Hey ho, I look forward to some evidence of your naughtiness atsome point!
Lxxx
 
I like the idea of my feet being 'complex surfaces' :D

I think it's some weird perspective thing my phone's camera does. I have noticed that a POV-style shot over my shoulder or down my legs just looks ... wrong - like everything's been elongated and the feet are absolutely tiny and about two hundred metres away (I may be exaggerating slightly...).

Smartphone camera's can be shockingly good or dismally disappointing all in the span of simply shooting a few pictures in a single brief period of time. :confused:
All settled in to a lovely little house in Scotland. Beautiful views from the lounge, big picture window, log burner, all rather gorgeous.

Rather disconcerted in the bedroom to discover that this is the view from the bed for whoever is *coughs* 'on top':
If anyone were walking down the road, eye-contact would be unavoidable. At least on the 'up-stroke' :D

I've stories to tell, but won't, about bedroom windows and unexpected surprises. :eek:

Happy New Year! :kiss:

Not dressing, it's a hot sauce, based on milk infused with onion, cloves and bay leaves, and thickened with breadcrumbs (lots). It goes really well with poultry. Looks like this:

Yum! Although as I say, to some people it's hideous :confused:

That looks surprisingly like the milk gravy I grew up eating with fried chicken diners.

https://i.imgur.com/opbXXf0m.jpg
 
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Smartphone camera's can be shockingly good or dismally disappointing all in the span of simply shooting a few pictures in a single brief period of time. :confused:


I've stories to tell, but won't, about bedroom windows and unexpected surprises. :eek:



That looks surprisingly like the milk gravy I grew up eating with fried chicken diners.

https://i.imgur.com/opbXXf0m.jpg
I have both and they are similar in taste and consistency but different as well...LOL
 
Happy New Year ...

Wish I could be strolling down a Scottish lane and enjoy the views.
 
Smartphone camera's can be shockingly good or dismally disappointing all in the span of simply shooting a few pictures in a single brief period of time. :confused:

I've stories to tell, but won't, about bedroom windows and unexpected surprises. :eek:

Yes, the quality can be very varied. That's a lot of complex stuff in such a small case, though, and it's remarkable that it's as good as it is. I like playing with the contrast and exposure and so on in an editor afterwards, too - I know that makes it 'not an original image', but just a fine adjustment can bring something out of an image that makes it really sing.

Hmm, bedroom windows and surprises... Now you've got me wondering if you were the one looking in, or looking out... :devil:
 
Tried it! Liked it! yummy....

Hey, you! Happy New Year :heart: And very good to see you. :kiss:

It's good stuff, isn't it?!

That looks surprisingly like the milk gravy I grew up eating with fried chicken diners.

https://i.imgur.com/opbXXf0m.jpg

I have both and they are similar in taste and consistency but different as well...LOL

It does look similar. I think the bread sauce is perhaps thicker? I wouldn't have it with dark meat, though, or burgers, or steak, only with poultry.

This is sexy talk, eh? :D
 
It looks interesting :D:)

Never, ever make it with brown bread, though. Yeuch. Or indeed red onion - that makes it a weird shade of pink.

Have you ever had any unexpected views through a window, papadoc? :devil:
 
Happy New Year ...

Wish I could be strolling down a Scottish lane and enjoy the views.

Happy New Year to you too!

Went a little way up that lane today, just to 'check' what could actually be seen. :D Disappointingly little, in truth. Just the reflections of trees and the sky. I think even if I accidentally on purpose left the lights on and the curtains open in the dark, you'd only see a head going up and down... :devil:

Still. The idea induces a frisson, I must say. ;)
 
Yes, the quality can be very varied. That's a lot of complex stuff in such a small case, though, and it's remarkable that it's as good as it is. I like playing with the contrast and exposure and so on in an editor afterwards, too - I know that makes it 'not an original image', but just a fine adjustment can bring something out of an image that makes it really sing.

Hmm, bedroom windows and surprises... Now you've got me wondering if you were the one looking in, or looking out... :devil:

LOL... I've been an inadvertent spectator and exhibitor Numi... sometimes the good judgement and all of that stuff comes after the fact... ;)
 
Seals are beautiful creatures but also rather territorial when young are about, and quite violent when the males get together... sounds familiar!

Sadly I remain a 2018 virgin, and will do for some time I think, until such time as my interests are accepted by an understanding lady! Hey ho, I look forward to some evidence of your naughtiness atsome point!
Lxxx

Lucy! I missed you out, my apologies... :eek: Spank me, go on... :devil:

The seals were pretty cool. Only a very few, so they weren't fighting, and the (few) people about were taking only pictures and leaving only footprints.

I shall keep my fingers crossed for your 2018 prospects. Those boots have got to help, though... :devil:
 
LOL... I've been an inadvertent spectator and exhibitor Numi... sometimes the good judgement and all of that stuff comes after the fact... ;)

You are a very sexy man, Mr TN... :devil:

I must admit that quite often at home the rear curtains remain unclosed during a sexy evening on the sofa. It's completely un-overlooked, but there's something very ... exciting? titillating? ... about seeing straight through the window. Very, very unlikely that someone would come to that window and look through it, but just the tiniest possibility is what gives it its power.

Did you enjoy your exhibition and your spectating, though? Which did you prefer?
 
Hey there! Happy NY to you and your husband. It's nice to see everyone is still up to their naughty ways, especially you two!

Hey, Xian! :kiss: Happy New Year to you too! *gooses your naked arse*

Have you ever exhibited or spectated, that you'd care to share? :devil:
 
You are a very sexy man, Mr TN... :devil:

I must admit that quite often at home the rear curtains remain unclosed during a sexy evening on the sofa. It's completely un-overlooked, but there's something very ... exciting? titillating? ... about seeing straight through the window. Very, very unlikely that someone would come to that window and look through it, but just the tiniest possibility is what gives it its power.

Did you enjoy your exhibition and your spectating, though? Which did you prefer?

On the viewing side of things it was more amusing then exciting. On the exhibition side of things while unintentional I wasn't overly bothered by it all. Unless someone had a good telephoto lens it was all good. ;)
 
Exhibited or spectated? Like conferences and such for work, or for more ... uh ... personal experiences?

You've been to a sex conference? :eek: How do I get invited to one of those? :devil:

No, I meant more personally. :)

Although a sex show in a theatre isn't especially 'personal', I suppose, that would still count as spectating. I've never done that, although I would like to, if it didn't seem like it would be sort of squalid... Couples only sex show? That might work. (I'm not mandating the make-up of the couples, of course)
 
On the viewing side of things it was more amusing then exciting. On the exhibition side of things while unintentional I wasn't overly bothered by it all. Unless someone had a good telephoto lens it was all good. ;)

I think if I spectated it would have to be overt rather than hiding behind a tree or something.

And just thinking about the sex show thing a little further, I realise I'd need opera glasses. Or to sit right at the front.

There's no danger of audience participation at these things is there? :eek:
 
I think if I spectated it would have to be overt rather than hiding behind a tree or something.

And just thinking about the sex show thing a little further, I realise I'd need opera glasses. Or to sit right at the front.

There's no danger of audience participation at these things is there? :eek:

I'd say the danger thing would depend upon the location and the circumstances involved. ;)
 
Lucy! I missed you out, my apologies... :eek: Spank me, go on... :devil:

The seals were pretty cool. Only a very few, so they weren't fighting, and the (few) people about were taking only pictures and leaving only footprints.

I shall keep my fingers crossed for your 2018 prospects. Those boots have got to help, though... :devil:

What a suitable punishment you offer me... I think perhaps slipping off that blue silk apparel as you are bent over my knee.... how many shall we say for such an infringement :devil::kiss:

As for those boots helping.. well, if you know any ladies who enjoy the particular interest I have, please let me know, the boots have not been a roaring success so far! Perhaps I ought to be wearing them as I spank your lovely bottom... :devil:
 
Never, ever make it with brown bread, though. Yeuch. Or indeed red onion - that makes it a weird shade of pink.

Have you ever had any unexpected views through a window, papadoc? :devil:

Actually I have...you would think people would be more discreet in public :eek::D
 
Exhibited or spectated? Like conferences and such for work, or for more ... uh ... personal experiences?

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I just went back and read your recent posts. Sorry about that!

I have never had sex where everyone could see, but I've been in threesomes, foursomes, and moresomes in my younger, more experimental days, and got to watch and be watched. It was super hot.

Sounds very hot. I guess the more participants in the 'some' (and I love the term 'moresome' :)), the more opportunity to take a break and enjoy the view for a bit :devil:

In my 20s, I went to one of those adult bookstores in a big city and went into the back where the movie booths are. It was out of curiosity more so than I wanted to get laid. It was mostly older guys, anyway, and it was very dirty, and the floor was sticky. There were no women, so I got out of there pretty quickly. I also used to go to a BDSM club in a big city. In the basement, there were all kinds of rooms where people did all kinds of crazy stuff including have sex. It was dark, but you could kind of see what was going on. I guess those incidences were about the closest I've ever come to actual public/stranger sex.

That sounds less hot :eek: Especially the sticky floors! :eek: Unfortunately that's how I imagine a sex show to be, mostly unaccompanied blokes, a bit squalid and a little sad.

In my couples-only sex show, it would be much more classy. Beautiful bodies at play to watch, comfortable (clean!) sofas, discreetly shaded. Perhaps a dim light one could switch on if one wanted to ... share... :cool:
 
I'd say the danger thing would depend upon the location and the circumstances involved. ;)

True enough :D I haven't been to many things* where there's a danger of being plucked out of the audience to be humiliated on stage, but if you're near the front, or at the end of a row, it's terrifying...

* I'm talking mainly comedy etc here, not sexual performances, just for the avoidance of doubt... :D
 
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