Introducing the iCon: A Fitbit for your dick

[Aphro]

https://pickle.nine.com.au/2017/11/30/12/23/smart-condom-icon-ring

Looking for Christmas gift ideas? A little something for the guy who has everything.

The iCon tracks sessions, positions, thrusts, and all the data is uploaded to an app on your smartphone via Bluetooth, where "Users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world,"

Because why wouldn't you want the world to know.

I mean, I know I want to know how many times my Facebook friends got lucky, and how long it lasted.

I can see this becoming problematic.

"Hey Frank! I see you were going at it like rabbits all last week! Wait...isn't your wife away on business?"

 

[phrodeau]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1407094

 

[Aphro]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1407094

Must have missed it. Guys on the radio were talking about this on my drive this morning, and I thought it was a joke.

Apparently, not.

I can only imagine the notifications going off on this all night...

 

[MelissaBaby]

https://pickle.nine.com.au/2017/11/30/12/23/smart-condom-icon-ring

Looking for Christmas gift ideas? A little something for the guy who has everything.

The iCon tracks sessions, positions, thrusts, and all the data is uploaded to an app on your smartphone via Bluetooth, where "Users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world,"

Because why wouldn't you want the world to know.

I mean, I know I want to know how many times my Facebook friends got lucky, and how long it lasted.

I can see this becoming problematic.

"Hey Frank! I see you were going at it like rabbits all last week! Wait...isn't your wife away on business?"

"Honey, I checked the stats, and you're down an average of 20 thrusts this month. I'm afraid you are going to have to increase your productivity."

 

[AngusBridie]

If people wanna know how lousy I am at sex they can just read my wifes facebook posts. this would just create redundancy.. Perhaps validate her but I doubt anybody thinks she's lying

 

[Aphro]

If people wanna know how lousy I am at sex they can just read my wifes facebook posts. this would just create redundancy.. Perhaps validate her but I doubt anybody thinks she's lying

Your wife posts about your sex life on Facebook?

Or she only plays Candy Crush Saga while you fuck her?

 

[AngusBridie]

Your wife posts about your sex life on Facebook?

Or she only plays Candy Crush Saga while you fuck her?

GIVE ME THE COLOR BOMB...she screams out...

Thanks,, I thought she was going someplace completely different with all that.. makes much more sense now.

 

[Aphro]

GIVE ME THE COLOR BOMB...she screams out...

Thanks,, I thought she was going someplace completely different with all that.. makes much more sense now.

YES! YES! YES!

NEW HIGH SCORE!

 

[MelissaBaby]

"Was it good for you, baby?"

"Oh, yeah, that was one for the timeline."

 

[JohnnySavage]

Does it come in extra large?

 

[contrifan32]

How ironic putting something smart on something that can be so dumb.