So I was talking to the guys at Denny's and

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We talked about the NFL protests. For the record, we are an MMA crowd, we think that football has become a pussy sport.
The general consensus is who gives a fuck, but a couple of the guys think that if the players were protesting a real problem, that they would refuse to play, you know, make the NFL play with scabs again.

Do you know what I think? Oh. Well. I'm going to tell you anyway. I've come to the conclusion that the NFL is more scripted than the WWE.
 
1. Take the helmets off and play.

2. Gotta play to get paid.

3. They do have super thick playbooks.
 
You strike me as one of those guys who gets-n-eats the same damn thing just about every time you go in there.


But you're probably there enough to have a second-string selection, just in case.


Probably the same waitress, too. You lot love her but tip her minimally.


On the other hand, anything is better than EggaMuffin. McFuck that!!!
 
Denny's?

are there no actual Hole in the Wall diners in your locale?
 
Sports are for those whom lead unfulfilled lives and have to live vicariously through the achievements of others. It's pretty much the same with politics; those who cannot, vote.
 
We talked about the NFL protests. For the record, we are an MMA crowd, we think that football has become a pussy sport.
The general consensus is who gives a fuck, but a couple of the guys think that if the players were protesting a real problem, that they would refuse to play, you know, make the NFL play with scabs again.

Do you know what I think? Oh. Well. I'm going to tell you anyway. I've come to the conclusion that the NFL is more scripted than the WWE.

I'm not surprised you're not into team sports, n00b. You seem like the "rugged individualist" who cannot function in a team environment. Probably got picked last in gym class.

Now, late in life, you and your fellow individualists fancy yourself to be kung fu experts, right?
 
I'm not surprised you're not into team sports, n00b. You seem like the "rugged individualist" who cannot function in a team environment. Probably got picked last in gym class.

Now, late in life, you and your fellow individualists fancy yourself to be kung fu experts, right?
Sounds like AJ to me.
 
Now, late in life, you and your fellow individualists fancy yourself to be kung fu experts, right?
I knew a kung fu expert, Spec4 Maxie, real nice guy, not very bright (IQ around 75), but he sure could fly through the air and kick.

Not that he would ever kick anyone. His kung fu was for show, not for go. Sort of like many of the taints and trolls infesting LIT forums. Throw up clickbait but there's no force behind it, nothing real, just echoes of Russian meme-mills. Oy.
 
Denny's?

are there no actual Hole in the Wall diners in your locale?

Yes, but we don't smoke, so we don't want to let other people do it for us. We just drink coffee and shoot the shit.
 
We've a Denny's down in the county seat. Our cousin's son and his new bride held their wedding reception in their Banquet Room. Only, they had the food catered by Dickey's BBQ. At the reception, the bride wore hot-pants, and smiled at all the men. She screwed around a lot and he divorced her. At least the salad lettuce wasn't decayed, like at some Denny's.

The county seat population is about 4000. (Total for the county is about 40000 but 10000 of them are in prison.) Locals don't hang at the Denny's next to the Best Western motel; that's just for tourists too lazy to find anything better. No, the deep discussions are across and up the highway at Mel & Faye's Diner. Effete snobs hang at Baker Street West, a Sherlockian enclave. And the usual gangs of degenerates lounge outside corner bars, smoking. Tobacco. Usually.

Other discussion points: The jury rooms at the county courthouse. Always lively.
 
Other than breakfast, Denny's always has open booths. It's a good place for us to meet. Hell, we don't have much better to do. But if you have something broken, it is a great place to get a lot of advice. Eventually the group will reach a consensus repair, but not a single one of the SOBs is about to volunteer to help. If they wanted to work, they would not be miners of government benefits.
 
I knew a kung fu expert, Spec4 Maxie, real nice guy, not very bright (IQ around 75), but he sure could fly through the air and kick.

Not that he would ever kick anyone. His kung fu was for show, not for go. ....

Sounds like a recently ban-hammered troll here. He used to regale us with tales of his spinning crescent kick, a maneuver that forced him to register his feet as "deadly weapons" at police departments each time he moved to a new town.

Sadly, old age, gravity, and a rapidly increasing waistline keeps this awesome weapon grounded nowadays. Thankfully, he still has his arsenal of steel penis substitutes for "personal protection"...God Bless Trump!
 
Pretty much everything sucks now including the coffee at Denny's. I think we get to drink what they could not give away at breakfast. That seems to be modern life in a nutshell.
 
Pretty much everything sucks now including the coffee at Denny's. I think we get to drink what they could not give away at breakfast. That seems to be modern life in a nutshell.

I dont think everything sucks, just football. I agree with the other poster you should find a non chain breakfast restaurant, You'll enjoy the coffee more, I think, I drink tea,, and not the cheap stuff either..
 
I dont think everything sucks, just football. I agree with the other poster you should find a non chain breakfast restaurant, You'll enjoy the coffee more, I think, I drink tea,, and not the cheap stuff either..

But we're not there for breakfast. None of us work. In the afternoons it is more quiet than the library. We just drink coffee and share information. The most important information involves how to maintain our lifestyle of leisure. In this, we are concerned with government, but rarely politics. Once the public gives us our daily bread, it is loath to take it back in case it might lose the vote that it wasn't getting in the first place.
 
So you and your buddies get together to sit around all day and post on Lit. But I state the obvious.
 
Denny's?

are there no actual Hole in the Wall diners in your locale?

Denny's bores me. I only visit one if there isn't a good alternative. When I travel I pick a restaurant with the most crowded parking lot.:)
 
We talked about the NFL protests. For the record, we are an MMA crowd, we think that football has become a pussy sport.
The general consensus is who gives a fuck, but a couple of the guys think that if the players were protesting a real problem, that they would refuse to play, you know, make the NFL play with scabs again.

Do you know what I think? Oh. Well. I'm going to tell you anyway. I've come to the conclusion that the NFL is more scripted than the WWE.

The NFL has elected to turn a national pastime and their business model into a minority dominated political football the American people are now ruthlessly kicking the air out of. The dumb sons of bitches are choking the life out of the golden goose with their stupid uninformed un-American bullshit.
 
The NFL has elected to turn a national pastime and their business model into a minority dominated political football the American people are now ruthlessly kicking the air out of. The dumb sons of bitches are choking the life out of the golden goose with their stupid uninformed un-American bullshit.

If you were honest, which as a Vietnam-era Marine you never have been, never can be, and never will be, you'd admit you've never been much for teams sports, just like your new friend WoundedKnee.

Bitter aging isolationists like you take comfort in solo adventures like shooting your guns. Your kind eventually snaps and you'll be page one on the news cycle some day....but only for a day.
 
The NFL has elected to turn a national pastime and their business model into a minority dominated political football the American people are now ruthlessly kicking the air out of. The dumb sons of bitches are choking the life out of the golden goose with their stupid uninformed un-American bullshit.

The quarterbacks are still white, yes?
 
So what does that amount to? Blacks are 77% of the NFL and almost 100% of the demonstrating players.

Seems the honkeys need to step up their game if they wanna play, huh?

Surely not even you are saying the the NFL prefers black players over white, to the point of giving them preference in playing. You're not that dumb, are ya?
 
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