The Isolated Blurt Thread XL : This Shit Is Pointless

[neci]

i prefer my semen straight from the tap.

 

[thør]

I'm in Wisconsin now.

A beer and a brat for lunch?

 

[Radiohead]

i prefer my semen straight from the tap.

if its from a tap, its not fresh.

 

[trysail]

The world has already forgotten woebegone Dominica. Mainstream media and its automatons with their three second attention span have put it out of their collective minds.


The island has been all but obliterated.

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Waterfront property is cheap, eh?

It always has been. The water's a tad warmer than yours.

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/resources/the-world-factbook/graphics/flags/large/do-lgflag.gif


CIA Factbook entry for Dominica:
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/resources/the-world-factbook/geos/do.html


Communications have not been restored and, until service is resumed, you cannot fly in. For the foreseeable future, the only way to get there is by boat or ferry from Guadeloupe or Martinique.

The wikipedia entry for Dominica:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominica


Among the wealth of information therein appears the following:

"...The Commonwealth of Dominica offers an official and legally mandated economic citizenship to those seeking a valid second passport. The nationality law of Dominica authorises the government to waive the normal requirement of seven years of legal residence to acquire citizenship in exchange for a cash contribution. Total costs excluding all fees for a single applicant are US$100,000, with a discount for additional passports for spouses and children. Alternatively, since 2014, applicants can make a US$200,000 real estate investment, in which case the cost of citizenship is US$50,000. According to officials, the citizenship programme was an economic and fiscal "lifeline" in the aftermath of Tropical Storm Erika, and its new investment option had become the main source of Foreign Direct Investment into Dominica by early 2016. The Dominica passport holders can travel without a visa, or obtain a visa upon entry, to over 100 countries and territories, including the United Kingdom and the Schengen zone..."
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[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

A beer and a brat for lunch?

When we first went to Wisconsin on vacations I laughed and asked my husband why kids could go in taverns and drink beer. We'd leave our brats at the RV.

 

[adrina]

Always.


I cook the bacon in a jelly roll pan. I put a small pot lid in the oven to slant the pan so that the fat drains away from the bacon.

I am a convert. I'll never do it any other way now. It was awesome. Easy. Tasty. In fact better than the griddle.

And that's a good idea.

I'm in Wisconsin now.

Cheese.

I'd like to try cooking bacon and drying my sox in the oven at the same time. My husband wants to powdercoat small car parts in the oven.

Should we do all three and save gas?

No.

My husband gets mad when I don't read the fine print on cans. He says Chinese food is bad for us. But Chinese canned food is cheaper. Some Chinese cereal has real corn and wheat in it.

I've been a label reader for a couple decades now. But I don't get Chinese food in a can. Aldi's has some good Chinese in the frozen section though. Just have to watch out for that damn sugar.

Years ago I drank coffee from a cup that my young husband put semen in.

Just as long as it didn't have coffee in at the same time. Don't bastardize the coffee.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

i prefer my semen straight from the tap.

From what I remember me and some other gals liked it in hot coffee. It was like the modern foamy coffee is now but a different kind of cream.

 

[Jennifer]

Dear lawyer,

Please take it easy on my ass.

Love,
Pete

Good luck! $15,000 later and I sign on the dotted line this week. It's only taken 4.5 years.

Yay!!

 

[Aglaopheme]

I cook the bacon in a jelly roll pan. I put a small pot lid in the oven to slant the pan so that the fat drains away from the bacon.

My sheet pans twists a little in the oven. I know, I know. Shhhh

I'm in Wisconsin now.

Yes!

i prefer my semen straight from the tap.

Yes!

A beer and a brat for lunch?

Cheese.

Yes!

 

[adrina]

Someone's feeling agreeable today.

 

[Aglaopheme]

The mutts are happy even though it was already hot when we got there.

I'm not as the ac is on the fritz, and it's 87 and climbing. I would stay in the bath all day if I didn't have a 2:00.

 

[butters]

I'm in Wisconsin now.

happy rest of your life, pinkie!

The mutts are happy even though it was already hot when we got there.

I'm not as the ac is on the fritz, and it's 87 and climbing. I would stay in the bath all day if I didn't have a 2:00.

ha, great pic of those happy mutts

it's hot here as well, and we can't have the doors open in case the indoors cats escape, so i've raised some of the windows and under the fans it's comfortable. bring on the cool weather, pleeeeeze

 

[butters]

kitchen table to eat

and then we had breakfast watching H scramble eggs and grill rolls for the homemade jam made me smile. his butt is white compared to the rest of him

 

[neci]

be careful around the frying pan!

if you need a new pair of oven mitts for christmas, just let us know.

 

[Froya]

I want to try cooking bacon in the oven. Has anyone done that? It looks easier.

I've seen the rest, so I know you've discovered the wonder of cooking bacon in the oven. I cook mine at a lower temperature, 350 or 375, because I prefer the way the fat renders at the lower temperature.

The instructions for Wright bacon, I believe, have the temp at 350, which may be why I started doing that. It's been a while, so the specifics are a bit fuzzy.

Especially Wright's applewood smoked bacon. They instruct you to oven cook.

Best bacon you can buy in the supermarket. Around here, anyway.

 

[Sean]

 

[thør]

Opinions are like assholes.

 

[adrina]

The mutts are happy even though it was already hot when we got there.

I'm not as the ac is on the fritz, and it's 87 and climbing. I would stay in the bath all day if I didn't have a 2:00.

Where's your bra?

I've seen the rest, so I know you've discovered the wonder of cooking bacon in the oven. I cook mine at a lower temperature, 350 or 375, because I prefer the way the fat renders at the lower temperature.

The instructions for Wright bacon, I believe, have the temp at 350, which may be why I started doing that. It's been a while, so the specifics are a bit fuzzy.

Best bacon you can buy in the supermarket. Around here, anyway.

I am a baconovenist convert.

I may have to try that. The lower temp. I don't know about Wrights. I was mighty disappointed for the money they want for it. I expected more. Maybe if it's on sale I'll try it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

A chariot pulled by cats
Purring, “We’ll be returning”
From the other side
“Girl, it’s time you take back your life”

 

[Froya]

Opinions are like assholes.

Smithfield is good. It's what I grew up on.

 

[MelissaBaby]

You know I'm very conflicted about this.

I hope now that I've woken up that you have finished

Chapter 10-submitted
Chapter 11- ready to submit
Chapter 12- I need to step away for a day or two, then look at it again before I decide it's good to go.
Chapter 13- done, I might want to do a little touch up.

 

[adrina]

Opinions are like assholes.

Smithfield is good. It's what I grew up on.

Missed the link. Sometimes people can waaay over complicate things. Just give me a nice smokey thick sliced bacon.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Chapter 10-submitted
Chapter 11- ready to submit
Chapter 12- I need to step away for a day or two, then look at it again before I decide it's good to go.
Chapter 13- done, I might want to do a little touch up.

Now, I need to do something more lighthearted, so we are going to go see IT tonight.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I wish you luck on your dotted line and the signature on it.



If the bacon is as tasty as it is easy, I'm a bacon in the oven convert.

In my family, we've always done it in the oven.

 

[adrina]

Chapter 10-submitted
Chapter 11- ready to submit
Chapter 12- I need to step away for a day or two, then look at it again before I decide it's good to go.
Chapter 13- done, I might want to do a little touch up.

Well done, Lady.

Now, I need to do something more lighthearted, so we are going to go see IT tonight.

I don't think we have the same idea of what is lighthearted.