The Isolated Blurt Thread XL : This Shit Is Pointless

[Saint Peter]

Don't be spreading that around!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

My Ogre Husband never told me to "talk to the penis." Then, again, he never told me to "talk to the hand."


(caution- Do not flap a penis in the face of a woman, that is knitting while furious)

*tip of the hat to Morgie, and a claymation cartoon

 

[adrina]

A cheeseburger or lobster tail for dinner?

 

[adrina]

My Ogre Husband never told me to "talk to the penis." Then, again, he never told me to "talk to the hand."


(caution- Do not flap a penis in the face of a woman, that is knitting while furious)

*tip of the hat to Morgie, and a claymation cartoon

What fool would put their penis near an angry woman with knitting needles. That's just asking for trouble.

 

[Saint Peter]

Salad.

 

[neci]

*toss*

 

[Froya]

Salad.

What do you dress it with?

I'm thinking about a nice peanut butter vinaigrette.

 

[adrina]

Mmm Ceasar salad. But I have no chicken. Harumph.

Back to burger or lobster.

 

[Wordsworth]

Bite your ass hook.

That sounds both uncomfortable and unsanitary.

 

[adrina]

What do you dress it with?

I'm thinking about a nice peanut butter vinaigrette.

With bananas.

 

[Froya]

With bananas.

And honey!

 

[Lorilei]

The non-healthcare bill appears to be dead, thank God.

 

[Que]

Too soon. ...

 

[adrina]

That sounds both uncomfortable and unsanitary.

And hard on the teeth.

 

[Laurel]

To alleviate server load, we're slowly closing down any threads with over 5,000 posts.

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Thank you for your patience and kind understanding!