The Isolated Blurt Thread XL : This Shit Is Pointless

[HarryHill]

the credits on Assassins Creed are longer than the movie!

 

[TwinkleStars]

 

[Hypoxia]

It ain't no sin
To take off your skin
And dance around in your bones

Sorry, I'm too lazy to embed a vid or gif. So sue me.

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear lawyer,

Please take it easy on my ass.

Love,
Pete

 

[Lancecastor]

Dear lawyer,

Please take it easy on my ass.

Love,
Pete

Sunday Sodomy?

 

[Saint Peter]

Sunday Sodomy?

Hopefully not.

Pray for me.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Hopefully not.

Pray for me.

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[TwinkleStars]

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[SelfTawt]

Unsusually Zesty,with a summery tang conjouring images of scampering stark naked through a field of thristles.

 

[adrina]

I want to try cooking bacon in the oven. Has anyone done that? It looks easier.

 

[adrina]

http://media.dish.allrecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Cookingbacon-421x1024.jpg

 

[TwinkleStars]

I want to try cooking bacon in the oven. Has anyone done that? It looks easier.

I have. You have to VERY careful when taking it out. I used a broiler pan and it worked fine. You just have to keep an eye on it.

 

[adrina]

I have. You have to VERY careful when taking it out. I used a broiler pan and it worked fine. You just have to keep an eye on it.

I'm going to try it this morning. I'm tired of cleaning the griddle. Can you still save the fat?

 

[MonaLittle]

Really?! Is that the news Ive been waiting for???

*fingers crossed*

 

[adrina]

Really?! Is that the news Ive been waiting for???

*fingers crossed*

Bacon in the oven?

I'll cross my fingers for you too. For whatever it is you're hoping for.

 

[MonaLittle]

Bacon in the oven?

I'll cross my fingers for you too. For whatever it is you're hoping for.

Bacon! Bacon would be nice right now.

But, it would be amazing for him to sign on the dotted line.

 

[adrina]

Bacon! Bacon would be nice right now.

But, it would be amazing for him to sign on the dotted line.

I wish you luck on your dotted line and the signature on it.



If the bacon is as tasty as it is easy, I'm a bacon in the oven convert.

 

[trysail]

The world has already forgotten woebegone Dominica. Mainstream media and its automatons with their three second attention span have put it out of their collective minds.


The island has been all but obliterated.

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[Radiohead]

I'm going to try it this morning. I'm tired of cleaning the griddle. Can you still save the fat?

My dad used to have bacon fat on toast.

 

[adrina]

There's a certain irony in that coming from a climate change denier.

 

[Radiohead]

There's a certain irony in that coming from a climate change denier.

I'm denying climate change? Hell, tell me first!

 

[adrina]

My dad used to have bacon fat on toast.

I use it for frying potatoes and vegetables. It also makes one helluva roux for soups.

It was awesome. I'll never pan or griddle fry bacon again. It cooked perfectly, very little mess, no tending except to check it at intervals after ten minutes and I was able to save the grease. The clean up was stupid easy too. I can't imagine why I cooked bacon any other way.

 

[adrina]

I'm denying climate change? Hell, tell me first!

Hahaha. Nah that goes to the post above yours. I just didn't feel like editing in the quoted post after I saw you had posted in between.

 

[Adre]

I use it for frying potatoes and vegetables. It also makes one helluva roux for soups.

It was awesome. I'll never pan or griddle fry bacon again. It cooked perfectly, very little mess, no tending except to check it at intervals after ten minutes and I was able to save the grease. The clean up was stupid easy too. I can't imagine why I cooked bacon any other way.

Especially Wright's applewood smoked bacon. They instruct you to oven cook.

 

[Radiohead]

Hahaha. Nah that goes to the post above yours. I just didn't feel like editing in the quoted post after I saw you had posted in between.

Literally my dad had bacon fat on toast.

Doing it in the griller works fine, but you lose some of the taste out of eating it the first time. I cook my chips in beef fat, they dont sell bacon fat, though if they did, I'd assume it would be more expensive than duck fat.