The Isolated Blurt Thread XL : This Shit Is Pointless

[adrina]

Especially Wright's applewood smoked bacon. They instruct you to oven cook.

Interesting you should say that. I tried Wright's a while back and was disappointed. However I cooked it on the griddle. I swear the bacon had more bacon flavor this morning. So it makes me wonder if there is something in the baking vs frying process that brings out more bacon in the bacon.

 

[adrina]

Literally my dad had bacon fat on toast.

Doing it in the griller works fine, but you lose some of the taste out of eating it the first time. I cook my chips in beef fat, they dont sell bacon fat, though if they did, I'd assume it would be more expensive than duck fat.

I'm just not sure about that. That seems a bit... I don't know. So does he use it like butter and it's just a bit or is it like a shmear where it's a layer of fat?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Bacon! Bacon would be nice right now.

But, it would be amazing for him to sign on the dotted line.

Fingers crossed for you.

I wish you luck on your dotted line and the signature on it.



If the bacon is as tasty as it is easy, I'm a bacon in the oven convert.

In the oven is the only way to make bacon.

On the way to the dog park with the mutts, and they are acting like they don't fk every week. They're all whiny, panty and drooly.

 

[Radiohead]

I'm just not sure about that. That seems a bit... I don't know. So does he use it like butter and it's just a bit or is it like a shmear where it's a layer of fat?

Literally

'dan aykroyd' - White bread, toasted.

Bacon fat.

 

[Sean]

Listen, Donald Trump didn't dodge the draft 5 times just so some uppity negroe SOBs could legally exercise their constitutional rights.

Guy deCou on FB.

 

[lovetoread]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/adbc5ea44b9b71d709abbe7c5d94b106/tumblr_inline_ows7o9uxQz1qhgdfk_540.gif

 

[SelfTawt]

I'm considering drying my Socks in the oven. Any advice on how best to do that?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

While I was there for the hour and a half visit, this small child ate 52 grams of (added) sugar. Fucking what.

You weighed another kid's sugar intake? You need to get out more.

first there is 20, then there is 40. i want to make it to 60 and 80.

the mind degrades and replaces over time.

what you know now is not what you will know tomorrow.

i forget a lot.

tonight it is because of the rum.

or with the help of.

i'm a lush.

I still wish I was 20 and 80 is way closer than I ever imagined.

I think I broke my vagina.

Most of them are already cracked. I think mine is finally healing. It's not nearly as broken as when I was 20 or 40.

 

[adrina]

I'm considering drying my Socks in the oven. Any advice on how best to do that?

Very carefully.

You weighed another kid's sugar intake? You need to get out more.

I read the nutrition info and did the math.

It is truly scary the crap that is in our "food".

 

[Radiohead]

First dont be bear children, second, no just go with the first.

'I was going to fix it, but just dont bear children works fine. I typed dont be near children first'

 

[adrina]

First dont be bear children, second, no just go with the first.

'I was going to fix it, but just dont bear children works fine. I typed dont be near children first'

Don't bear or be near children. Especially obnoxious children hopped up on sugar.

 

[Radiohead]

Don't bear or be near children. Especially obnoxious children hopped up on sugar.

Oh no, feed them sugar, then run away laughing.

 

[trysail]

There's a certain irony in that coming from a climate change denier.

That's rich coming from one who just revealed themselves to be a climate illiterate and a climate science denier.

It's hard to believe that anyone could be that uninformed.





Read and Learn:

“Extremely Intense Hurricanes: Revisiting Webster et al. (2005) after 10 Years” by Philip J. Klotzbach and Christopher W. Landsea in Journal of Climate, October 2015.


https://www.gfdl.noaa.gov/global-warming-and-hurricanes/

“It is premature to conclude that human activities–and particularly greenhouse gas emissions that cause global warming – have already had a detectable impact on Atlantic hurricane or global tropical cyclone activity. …”
A. Statistical relationships between SSTs and hurricanes.

… The Power Dissipation Index (PDI) …is an aggregate measure of Atlantic hurricane activity, combining frequency, intensity, and duration of hurricanes in a single index. …

This is in fact a crucial distinction, because the statistical relationship between Atlantic hurricanes and local Atlantic SST shown in the upper panel of Figure 1 would imply a very large increases in Atlantic hurricane activity (PDI) due to 21st century greenhouse warming, while the statistical relationship between the PDI and the alternative relative SST measure shown in the lower panel of Figure 1 would imply only modest changes of Atlantic hurricane activity (PDI) with greenhouse warming. In the latter case, the alternative relative SST measure in the lower panel does not change very much over the 21st century in global warming projections from climate models, because the warming projected for the tropical Atlantic in the models is not very different from that projected for the tropics as a whole. …
B. Analysis of century-scale Atlantic tropical storm and hurricane records...
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[adrina]

Oh no, feed them sugar, then run away laughing.

That's bad for them and does harm. I don't like to inflict harm upon innocents.

 

[Radiohead]

Did someone ever trysail and succeed?

 

[adrina]

Did someone ever trysail and succeed?

Not if they're smart. He's under the impression he is the Galileo of our time apparently.

 

[trysail]

Where does one go to find crackpots like this one?

http://www.npr.org/sections/13.7/20...ting-the-bodily-pain-of-future-climate-change




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[trysail]

When a person relies on gif's to continually make their points it shows a lack of imagination and intelligence.

You really should be more circumspect and respectful— people will know EXACTLY to whom you are referring.



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[adrina]

You really should be more circumspect and respectful— people will know EXACTLY to whom you are referring.



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Free advice: you should not drink from a coffee cup that someone has peed in. Regardless of who it is.

 

[HarryHill]

Listen, Donald Trump didn't dodge the draft 5 times just so some uppity negroe SOBs could legally exercise their constitutional rights.
Guy deCou on FB.

..
I love this post

 

[thør]

I want to try cooking bacon in the oven. Has anyone done that? It looks easier.

Always.

Dear lawyer,

Please take it easy on my ass.

Love,
Pete

Feel lucky if the shark leaves you with all your appendages.

The world has already forgotten woebegone Dominica. Mainstream media and its automatons with their three second attention span have put it out of their collective minds.


The island has been all but obliterated.

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Waterfront property is cheap, eh?

In the oven is the only way to make bacon.

I cook the bacon in a jelly roll pan. I put a small pot lid in the oven to slant the pan so that the fat drains away from the bacon.

I'm considering drying my Socks in the oven. Any advice on how best to do that?

Use your neighbor's oven at 225°F.

 

[Radiohead]

4 People I'll never get over. You found one.

 

[pink]

I'm in Wisconsin now.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

I'd like to try cooking bacon and drying my sox in the oven at the same time. My husband wants to powdercoat small car parts in the oven.

Should we do all three and save gas?



QUOTE=adrina;88053788]Very carefully.



I read the nutrition info and did the math.

It is truly scary the crap that is in our "food".[/QUOTE]My husband gets mad when I don't read the fine print on cans. He says Chinese food is bad for us. But Chinese canned food is cheaper. Some Chinese cereal has real corn and wheat in it.

Free advice: you should not drink from a coffee cup that someone has peed in. Regardless of who it is.

Years ago I drank coffee from a cup that my young husband put semen in.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

I'm in Wisconsin now.

Visit House on the Rock and Wisconsin Dells.
Go to a fish boil and drink lots of dark beer.