Ode to a green card bride named Butters

[Ms_Ann]

Butters sent Lit pm's far and wide.
She just had to become a U.S. bride.
The 'hubby to be' did not matter,
Quality men did seem to scatter
When on the G.B. they could not hide.

Her face on every pm was attached.
She cared not to whom she matched.
Across the sea she had to sail,
Her intended target was preferably male,
To some poor sap she soon would be latched.

I will suck your cock she did exclaim
She belied to be the great Grand Dame,
When in fact a green card to acquire
Was her only aim to conspire
A colonial sounding American last name.

Barnum said a sucker is born each minute.
Gold digging was the game and Butters was in it.
At last a bite nibbled the tip of her hook
Harry said what the hell, beats reading a book.
I mean how bad could it be she did spin it.

So, into the Land of Milk and Honey
Butters landed a man with money.
Shedding £'s her ass can grow
Fatter, pounding burgers with her beau.
Butters, Green Card Queen, now in country.

 

[jomar]

You have a day job, right?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Great. Now we get to look forward to something just as shitty from Emerson.

Thanks Ann!

 

[Hashtag35]

He pees like a man.

 

[EternallFantasies]

You got it all wrong.

Since I joined, she's been dying to live somewhere closer to me so i can visit.

That's all.

 

[butters]

You write like a man.

someone pointed this thread out to me: he writes poorly, but then it's that combination of ignorance of his topic and ignorance of how to write poetry. him being a man has little to with it.

 

[EternallFantasies]

Are you some sort of special?

Not some; all.

 

[RubiDia]

So, into the Land of Milk and Honey
Butters landed a man with money.
Shedding £'s her ass can grow
Fatter, pounding burgers with her beau.
Butters, Green Card Queen, now in country.

You aren't giving her any credit?

 

[Ms_Ann]

someone pointed this thread out to me: he writes poorly, but then it's that combination of ignorance of his topic and ignorance of how to write poetry. him being a man has little to with it.

I spent 10 whole minutes on it over lunch waiting for a program to run. I hear you're a yuuuuge Emerson fan. Wink, wink.

 

[Hashtag47]

I spent 10 whole minutes on it over lunch waiting for a program to run. I hear you're a yuuuuge Emerson fan. Wink, wink.

Rent free

 

[Pookie]

someone pointed this thread out to me: he writes poorly, but then it's that combination of ignorance of his topic and ignorance of how to write poetry. him being a man has little to with it.

It does look like a premature ejaculation. Good call.

 

[RubiDia]

Butters sent Lit pm's far and wide.
She just had to become a U.S. bride.
The 'hubby to be' did not matter,
Quality men did seem to scatter
When on the G.B. they could not hide.

Her face on every pm was attached.
She cared not to whom she matched.
Across the sea she had to sail,
Her intended target was preferably male,
To some poor sap she soon would be latched.

I will suck your cock she did exclaim
She belied to be the great Grand Dame,
When in fact a green card to acquire
Was her only aim to conspire
A colonial sounding American last name.

Barnum said a sucker is born each minute.
Gold digging was the game and Butters was in it.
At last a bite nibbled the tip of her hook
Harry said what the hell, beats reading a book.
I mean how bad could it be she did spin it.

So, into the Land of Milk and Honey
Butters landed a man with money.
Shedding £'s her ass can grow
Fatter, pounding burgers with her beau.
Butters, Green Card Queen, now in country.

That's bad.

 

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[Ms_Ann]

If Jennifer says it's bad, then it's bad. She has a PHD in literature.

 

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No balls, but still technically a male, I suppose.

 

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Made ya look.

 

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[RubiDia]

The thing is, you have to water them.

 

[Ms_Ann]

From the forest itself, comes the handle for the Axe.

 

[hsnh]

I don't like butters. Neither do I like a few other "cool girls" who post in the Blurt thread.

I think that, beneath their pretentious veneer of hollinness, they're mean girls and Clique- iish,
and are willing to throw others under the bus in order to protect or enable bullies like RobDownSouth and Emerson. And she has a hard-on for AJ too.

In saying that, you've gone too far Ann.
This thread is yucky.

 

[Hashtag35]

I don't like butters. Neither do I like a few other "cool girls" who post in the Blurt thread.

I think that, beneath their pretentious veneer of hollinness, they're mean girls and Clique- iish,
and are willing to throw others under the bus in order to protect or enable bullies like RobDownSouth and Emerson. And she has a hard-on for AJ too.

In saying that, you've gone too far Ann.
This thread is yucky.

But...but...BBBUUUT...CANCER!!!!

 

[Ms_Ann]

I'm just getting started. Ain't nothin' more dangerous than a scorned woman with a rhyme.

 

[HisArpy]

you've gone too far Ann.
This thread is yucky.

THIS PART I will agree with. Ann went too far.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Let she who is without sin cast the first stone.