Fun and Bizarre Fetishes

[RacyWilde]

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I know we want to get down and dirty and sexy all the time, but my gosh, sex that makes you laugh is the best!

Since I'm pretty Dommey, I do get a kick out of some of the crazy things people get up to. One guy gave me a link to a video where they made a bukkake omelet (yep, they fried it) and the porn star had a hard time trying to swallow that one...lol.

So, I though it would be fun to share our knowledge of fun and bizarre fetishes, not to laugh at, but to laugh with and to celebrate the human condition...lol.




Basketball fetish, anyone?

http://imgur.com/gallery/mRbGx

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[live4thebj]

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[MrRetro]

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I know we want to get down and dirty and sexy all the time, but my gosh, sex that makes you laugh is the best!

Since I'm pretty Dommey, I do get a kick out of some of the crazy things people get up to. One guy gave me a link to a video where they made a bukkake omelet (yep, they fried it) and the porn star had a hard time trying to swallow that one...lol.

So, I though it would be fun to share our knowledge of fun and bizarre fetishes, not to laugh at, but to laugh with and to celebrate the human condition...lol.




Basketball fetish, anyone?

http://imgur.com/gallery/mRbGx

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Well I couldn't agree more with us humans laughing with instead of laughing at judgmentally.. We're all uniquely individual in our own ways..

I would like to see that video of the omelette making..! I saw one along while ago with a woman providing some extra mayonnaise for her husbands salad from a few of her horny boyfriends, very sexy..!

 

[Jongallo1980]

I've always wondered what it's like to be dominated, maybe have a girl use a strap on...

 

[suckonsimon]

Kiwi fruit play!

Peel a whole large one, then a woman who adores sucking his cock gets her man to put the whole of it in his mouth, then with her fingers she presses it to the back of his mouth, with a "Yeah you feel just like this!" Then the pair do their best at french kissing it back and forth until one of them squashes it to a pulp.

Slice another one and have the slices presented on a chilled dish. Fuck raucously. Guy pulls out. Gal holds the dish for him to spunk over the fruit slices. The pair savour the tangy warm-cool slices while close up, slippy-sticky kissing between each little slide-in-and-munch. Take a pause and have a drink. She gets sucking, he gets fucking. This time cum deep in puss, if poss during her orgasm, to complete the session.

Nice?

 

[RacyWilde]

Kiwi fruit play!

Peel a whole large one, then a woman who adores sucking his cock gets her man to put the whole of it in his mouth, then with her fingers she presses it to the back of his mouth, with a "Yeah you feel just like this!" Then the pair do their best at french kissing it back and forth until one of them squashes it to a pulp.

Slice another one and have the slices presented on a chilled dish. Fuck raucously. Guy pulls out. Gal holds the dish for him to spunk over the fruit slices. The pair savour the tangy warm-cool slices while close up, slippy-sticky kissing between each little slide-in-and-munch. Take a pause and have a drink. She gets sucking, he gets fucking. This time cum deep in puss, if poss during her orgasm, to complete the session.

Nice?

Haha!! Nice! Thanks

 

[RacyWilde]

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I think this one is strange. I understand that people can fet bush on crotches.... I guess it's no different when the pubic hair is on a man's face...lol. It makes me wonder that a bush fet might not just be about hairy crotches but just pubic hair no matter where it is.


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[RacyWilde]

Well I couldn't agree more with us humans laughing with instead of laughing at judgmentally.. We're all uniquely individual in our own ways..

I would like to see that video of the omelette making..! I saw one along while ago with a woman providing some extra mayonnaise for her husbands salad from a few of her horny boyfriends, very sexy..!

There's a thread called "Fun with Cum" that I think has a link on it.

 

[RacyWilde]

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I think EVERYONE has this fetish to some degree. Who does't like getting their back scratched?! And... what guy wouldn't want to show claw marks from last nights romp to his mates...lol?

But... does anyone go the extra mile with scratching? I have naturally long and tough nails - I have to be careful when I dance to the floor (I'm a contemporary dancer...lol) because I've been known to stab myself - arms, legs, face.. - and even draw blood...lol. But no one yet has got all excited about my scratchy nails. So, anyone likes it sharp and violent? Romp with me!!!


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[Jaime_H]

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I think EVERYONE has this fetish to some degree. Who does't like getting their back scratched?! And... what guy wouldn't want to show claw marks from last nights romp to his mates...lol?

But... does anyone go the extra mile with scratching? I have naturally long and tough nails - I have to be careful when I dance to the floor (I'm a contemporary dancer...lol) because I've been known to stab myself - arms, legs, face.. - and even draw blood...lol. But no one yet has got all excited about my scratchy nails. So, anyone likes it sharp and violent? Romp with me!!!


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Oh that one is for me...... Not too hard though....

 

[albertaboy]

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I think EVERYONE has this fetish to some degree. Who does't like getting their back scratched?! And... what guy wouldn't want to show claw marks from last nights romp to his mates...lol?

But... does anyone go the extra mile with scratching? I have naturally long and tough nails - I have to be careful when I dance to the floor (I'm a contemporary dancer...lol) because I've been known to stab myself - arms, legs, face.. - and even draw blood...lol. But no one yet has got all excited about my scratchy nails. So, anyone likes it sharp and violent? Romp with me!!!


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My wife loves that one, that and licking/kissing/biting gently her neck. She has a very long beautiful one so it easy.

 

[oneaboveall23]

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I think this one is strange. I understand that people can fet bush on crotches.... I guess it's no different when the pubic hair is on a man's face...lol. It makes me wonder that a bush fet might not just be about hairy crotches but just pubic hair no matter where it is.


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/08/07/27/0807272631225ac4020e0585ad5cf9a6.png

I know a black woman who's pretty open about liking this.

 

[JackOffer]

Everyone seems to have different things that really get them going, or cumming. We have tried almost everything we have ever heard of. Some we won't ever do again, and some we keep doing over and over.

 

[ParkerSteve66]

My favorites are:

1. Having coffee with my fuck buddy and dipping my cock in her warm (NOT hot) coffee. Then she sucks my cock. I usually end up face fucking her until I cum.

2. Fucking her pussy with a banana (PEELED of course), then eating the banana covered with her pussy juices. I swear the best tasting bananas I have ever eaten.

3. The old stand-by - strawberries in the pussy (with or without the whipped cream). She especially loves this one - when I feed her the strawberries covered with her pussy juices. Rubbing a strawberry on her clit usually sends her over the top.

4. What I call "The Silent Treatment". She is totally naked when I enter her apartment. She immediately drops to her knees, unzips my pants and starts sucking my cock. I start removing my clothes while she continues to suck my cock and balls. I can speak; however, she is forbidden from speaking until I finally cum in her mouth.

 

[sunandshadow]

I find the ones that only exist in science fiction or fantasy to make for the most entertaining stories. For example, inflation/expansion of individual body parts by magic or chemicals. Characters who look normal except for a massive butt are particularly entertaining to me.

 

[RacyWilde]

Oh that one is for me...... Not too hard though....

Oh, you big baby...lol. You get what you're given. ;P

My wife loves that one, that and licking/kissing/biting gently her neck. She has a very long beautiful one so it easy.

I love my pussy mound being scratched for some reason.

I know a black woman who's pretty open about liking this.

Scratching?

Everyone seems to have different things that really get them going, or cumming. We have tried almost everything we have ever heard of. Some we won't ever do again, and some we keep doing over and over.

Which are the ones you keep doing over and over?

1. Having coffee with my fuck buddy and dipping my cock in her warm (NOT hot) coffee. Then she sucks my cock. I usually end up face fucking her until I cum.

2. Fucking her pussy with a banana (PEELED of course), then eating the banana covered with her pussy juices. I swear the best tasting bananas I have ever eaten.

3. The old stand-by - strawberries in the pussy (with or without the whipped cream). She especially loves this one - when I feed her the strawberries covered with her pussy juices. Rubbing a strawberry on her clit usually sends her over the top.

4. What I call "The Silent Treatment". She is totally naked when I enter her apartment. She immediately drops to her knees, unzips my pants and starts sucking my cock. I start removing my clothes while she continues to suck my cock and balls. I can speak; however, she is forbidden from speaking until I finally cum in her mouth.

Haha! I've heard of these, but with the last one the girl is naked on hands and knees on the floor presenting to the front door. As he opens the door, he just undoes his pants and slides in.

I find the ones that only exist in science fiction or fantasy to make for the most entertaining stories. For example, inflation/expansion of individual body parts by magic or chemicals. Characters who look normal except for a massive butt are particularly entertaining to me.

OMG... I must be watching the wrong sci-fi... unless you are talking about The Nutty Professor...lol.

 

[TheNannyState]

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I think EVERYONE has this fetish to some degree. Who does't like getting their back scratched?! And... what guy wouldn't want to show claw marks from last nights romp to his mates...lol?

But... does anyone go the extra mile with scratching? I have naturally long and tough nails - I have to be careful when I dance to the floor (I'm a contemporary dancer...lol) because I've been known to stab myself - arms, legs, face.. - and even draw blood...lol. But no one yet has got all excited about my scratchy nails. So, anyone likes it sharp and violent? Romp with me!!!


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/88/f1/eb/88f1eb28d7ba187146f065babdf2f2f8.png

I love being scratched, the harder and sharper the better. I enjoy the brief sensation of pain, if there is a little blood well they would simply be sexy battle scars

 

[MrRetro]

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I think EVERYONE has this fetish to some degree. Who does't like getting their back scratched?! And... what guy wouldn't want to show claw marks from last nights romp to his mates...lol?

But... does anyone go the extra mile with scratching? I have naturally long and tough nails - I have to be careful when I dance to the floor (I'm a contemporary dancer...lol) because I've been known to stab myself - arms, legs, face.. - and even draw blood...lol. But no one yet has got all excited about my scratchy nails. So, anyone likes it sharp and violent? Romp with me!!!


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/88/f1/eb/88f1eb28d7ba187146f065babdf2f2f8.png

Oh I suspect a lot of people enjoy being scratched by a woman's nails.. I prefer to have the scars from such women evident on the less obvious parts of my body, my bottom and scrotum come instantly to mind..

I enjoy a woman that bites as well.. Especially if she enjoys leaving quite a bruise..!

 

[oneaboveall23]

Scratching?

No. Beards.

 

[trevorness]

I have a bit of an obsession with women with short hair, buzzed even better, bald dowrnright hot! I don't know if that is bizarre or not. But I am happy that the fashion has veered over to have many women with buzzed hair and undercuts and so on.
Related, I find shaving in general to be pretty sexy.

 

[whenagain]

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I think EVERYONE has this fetish to some degree. Who does't like getting their back scratched?! And... what guy wouldn't want to show claw marks from last nights romp to his mates...lol?

But... does anyone go the extra mile with scratching? I have naturally long and tough nails - I have to be careful when I dance to the floor (I'm a contemporary dancer...lol) because I've been known to stab myself - arms, legs, face.. - and even draw blood...lol. But no one yet has got all excited about my scratchy nails. So, anyone likes it sharp and violent? Romp with me!!!


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/88/f1/eb/88f1eb28d7ba187146f065babdf2f2f8.png

This is me.

 

[sunandshadow]

OMG... I must be watching the wrong sci-fi... unless you are talking about The Nutty Professor...lol.

It's the kind you read or look at cartoon drawings of, not the kind you'd see in a movie.

 

[diaperedtiffany]

Diapers do it for me. A beautiful woman in diapers really gets me going. They can also be used for humiliation and BDSM purposes.

 

[Bob_Aganoush]

Well, I thought my wife had a bizarre fetish, but others have assured me it's not. You can read the thread here: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1438762

 

[MrRetro]

There's a thread called "Fun with Cum" that I think has a link on it.

I found the link, I had no idea that semen would thicken like that..! She did look like it was tough to swallow, I can only assume it would taste rich once cooked..