The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVIII: Suffering Sappho!

[spacekowboy]

FYP

YW

It's funny because it's true

 

[Bookishleigh]

Video please. Thanks in advance.

Seconded. I'll send video in return....unlike some.

 

[spacekowboy]

Seconded. I'll send video in return....unlike some.

I told you, it's my account info!

 

[Disgustipated]

Weirdo

 

[Bookishleigh]

I told you, it's my account info!

Why can't Yossi send us BOTH the same video? I don't need my own individualized video. I don't even care if she calls out your name. Hello, mute button. And are you going to let Uncle Fuckknuckle call you a weirdo??

Weirdo

 

[Wings]

I never knew Mona was a size queen.

 

[spacekowboy]

Why can't Yossi send us BOTH the same video? I don't need my own individualized video. I don't even care if she calls out your name. Hello, mute button. And are you going to let Uncle Fuckknuckle call you a weirdo??

I mean if you're tossing out videos, ol' SKB Jr and myself wouldnt mind one.


And I'd argue with Fornication Finger, but I'm afraid he's accurate. I am a weirdo.

 

[spacekowboy]

I never knew Mona was a size queen.

Does she have my number?


She should have my number.

 

[Wings]

Does she have my number?


She should have my number.

She probably should.

 

[Disgustipated]

Does she have my number?


She should have my number.

Why? Do you know a guy

 

[spacekowboy]

I've known lots of guys.




Wait that didn't come out right.

 

[chillywilly2]

It's not working. I'll have to shake it in front of my mirror to break a smile.

Ummm. Yeah. That would work.

 

[Disgustipated]

I've known lots of guys.




Wait that didn't come out right.

We should trib.

 

[adrina]

We should trib.

I've learned more sex slang in the past month or two than I have in over thirty years. Eesh. I'm not exactly sure what that says about Lit or me.

 

[Disgustipated]

http://i.imgur.com/QIekdpr.jpg

 

[chillywilly2]

I've learned more sex slang in the past month or two than I have in over thirty years. Eesh. I'm not exactly sure what that says about Lit or me.

Carefull with that

 

[Wings]

I've known lots of guys.




Wait that didn't come out right.

Biblically.

 

[adrina]

http://i.imgur.com/QIekdpr.jpg

That looks like tofu. Which is evil and a sin.

Carefull with that

With what?

 

[spacekowboy]

Biblically.

Only on Sundays.

 

[chillywilly2]

That looks like tofu. Which is evil and a sin.



With what?

That tofu. Yeah. It's evil.

 

[adrina]

That tofu. Yeah. It's evil.

My sister's dogs ate the Christmas ornaments once.

My mom made tofu once.

My sister's dogs would not eat the tofu.

Christmas ornaments are tastier than tofu.

 

[Emerson40]

http://i.imgur.com/QIekdpr.jpg

http://simpleindianrecipes.com/portals/0/sirimages/Steamed-Broccoli-M1.jpg

A steamed vegetable.

Esteemed vegetable.​

 

[RobDownSouth]

My sister's dogs ate the Christmas ornaments once.

I once had a collie (Lassie) that learned a rather unique trick.

Every Christmas she'd go up to the Christmas tree, stick her long nose into the tree and grab a Christmas ornament ball. She'd then carry the ornament gently in her mouth and trot up to the nearest human. Once she got their undivided attention she would chomp down HARD on the ornament, shattering it, with pieces flying out of both sides of her mouth. That seemed to be quite humorous to that silly bitch.

 

[adrina]

I once had a collie (Lassie) that learned a rather unique trick.

Every Christmas she'd go up to the Christmas tree, stick her long nose into the tree and grab a Christmas ornament ball. She'd then carry the ornament gently in her mouth and trot up to the nearest human. Once she got their undivided attention she would chomp down HARD on the ornament, shattering it, with pieces flying out of both sides of her mouth. That seemed to be quite humorous to that silly bitch.

That is very silly. What did she do when the people were shocked, surprised?

 

[Wings]

Oh do fuck off with your pickled avacado bullshit.