numeniusa's boudoir

[numeniusa]

*sigh* I'm going on vacation very soon but I'm afraid it will not be as erotic as this!

Hey, Kim! I'm going in a few weeks too, I have high hopes for further erotic adventures. There's what looks like a very private tiny pool in our second week apartment

Are you going somewhere gorgeous? I'm sure you'll have plenty to report on your return

Unless you're going antique hunting with your parents or something

 

[numeniusa]

How utterly delicious! *sigh* xx

It certainly was *shivers* If the opportunity arose again, I'd do it like a shot!

I actually had a chat partner I met here on Lit who, during one hot session, suggested that we should find some tiny, remote island and have a dirty weekend. He sadly decided not to continue our conversations, but one of these days I am damn well going to find someone to take me to an island and fuck me insensible! Somewhere I can just be naked for days. x

Mmmm, yes, that sounds fabulous. There would need to be a big fridge with cold drinks and stuff for the barbecue, an enormous comfortable bed somewhere with a gorgeous view, maybe a natural freshwater pool below a little waterfall. Lots of green glades for shade, a little beach with soft white sand.

I so hope this actually exists somewhere

 

[numeniusa]

OT: I find a certain someone's old AmPics thread, and up and down...."photo not found"

I hate when that happens! (I looked too!). It's just my inner nosy parker emerging, and I do understand why people choose to withdraw them, but I hate when I've missed a photo.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hello Ms Numi.

 

[numeniusa]

I don't know...I have never tried Jelly Babies before...are they like gummi bears?

Don't worry...I will protect you from the sinister alien babies

Would a randy comment slipping out cause a stir with your friends? *Chuckles* But mentioning it could have lead to another one.

A bit like gummy bears, but with a rougher surface dusted with some sort of fine sugar, I think:

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ONO5AKen--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_450,q_80,w_800/qp7kn71rmpibhheyoltn.jpg

I'm always delighted at the opportunity to slip in a double entendre or a little innuendo with friends. Some more than others of course. Although I haven't let on about any threesomes....

*Bump*

And Happy Anniversary Numi!!

*quickly checks the date* Anniversary?

I hope you're having a good weekend, papadoc

 

[numeniusa]

Hello Ms Numi.

Hey, Azul!

Just off to eat my dinner (sausages and mash! Yum!), back later...

 

[papadoc19]

A bit like gummy bears, but with a rougher surface dusted with some sort of fine sugar, I think:

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ONO5AKen--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_450,q_80,w_800/qp7kn71rmpibhheyoltn.jpg

I'm always delighted at the opportunity to slip in a double entendre or a little innuendo with friends. Some more than others of course. Although I haven't let on about any threesomes....



*quickly checks the date* Anniversary?

I hope you're having a good weekend, papadoc

I will have see if they are sold here.

Do you have any go-to double entendre or innuendoes? Or do you let the conversation dictate it? Would they be shocked to discover you have threesomes?

Oh it isn't your anniversary? My bad

 

[numeniusa]

I will have see if they are sold here.

Do you have any go-to double entendre or innuendoes? Or do you let the conversation dictate it? Would they be shocked to discover you have threesomes?

Oh it isn't your anniversary? My bad

I don't think I've had a jelly baby for decades!

I do like to let innuendo build spontaneously, I think. It's also especially hilarious with young people, in my experience. A lot of my nephews and nieces are in their early twenties, most with steady partners, and the look on their faces at the idea of 'old' people getting up to no good can be priceless

I only had my first threesome about eighteen months ago, so I'm kind of a late starter, but I think some people would be shocked, yes. That said, I absolutely would bet that I'm not the only one in my circle

Your turn now - would your friends be surprised by things you've got up to?

 

[numeniusa]

I've been meaning to post this link for a few days:

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-super-orgasm

Interesting programme about women who are massively multi-orgasmic. One lady reckoned she'd had 60 in a single session

There was also a lady of 59, they interviewed her new partner (64) after their first night together. He looked a bit stunned, and rather happily exhausted!

 

[papadoc19]

I don't think I've had a jelly baby for decades!

I do like to let innuendo build spontaneously, I think. It's also especially hilarious with young people, in my experience. A lot of my nephews and nieces are in their early twenties, most with steady partners, and the look on their faces at the idea of 'old' people getting up to no good can be priceless

I only had my first threesome about eighteen months ago, so I'm kind of a late starter, but I think some people would be shocked, yes. That said, I absolutely would bet that I'm not the only one in my circle

Your turn now - would your friends be surprised by things you've got up to?

You should have some this week then...

Imagine their faces if they saw some of your posts here



Surprised but not shocked

 

[numeniusa]

You should have some this week then...

Imagine their faces if they saw some of your posts here



Surprised but not shocked

They sound like interesting friends. I'll be right round... Do you ever try to shock them?

No jelly babies for me this week. I'm off on holiday in a month (again, yeah, I know!), so I'm being good. Mostly...

 

[numeniusa]

Massive bike ride today. Three enormous hills

I shall be dead from the waist down by 5pm...

 

[LucyCanyon]

Massive bike ride today. Three enormous hills

I shall be dead from the waist down by 5pm...

Greeting Numeniusa, and I do hope the Yorkshire hills treat you well. An advantage to having numb below the waist is you can enjoy someone else bringing it back to life??!!

Hope you enjoy the ride, today is a non-cycling day for me, too much to sort at home but if I am away from my bike too long I get really grumpy...

 

[numeniusa]

Greeting Numeniusa, and I do hope the Yorkshire hills treat you well. An advantage to having numb below the waist is you can enjoy someone else bringing it back to life??!!

Hope you enjoy the ride, today is a non-cycling day for me, too much to sort at home but if I am away from my bike too long I get really grumpy...

Morning Lucy! (And it's Numi to you... )

Good weather for it, dry but not too warm. I'm sort of looking forward to the challenge

I can't do cycling and fucking, I find. Or fucking and cycling. After cycling my 'undercarriage' *giggles* is not receptive to attention of a romantic nature the same day. And after a good session of 'amorous congress', as I heard it described recently, no way am I getting on a saddle, waaaay too sensitive in a delicious post-coital way

I know what you mean about non-cycling days, though. I hope you're back in the padded shorts soon

 

[LucyCanyon]

Morning Lucy! (And it's Numi to you... )

Good weather for it, dry but not too warm. I'm sort of looking forward to the challenge

I can't do cycling and fucking, I find. Or fucking and cycling. After cycling my 'undercarriage' *giggles* is not receptive to attention of a romantic nature the same day. And after a good session of 'amorous congress', as I heard it described recently, no way am I getting on a saddle, waaaay too sensitive in a delicious post-coital way

I know what you mean about non-cycling days, though. I hope you're back in the padded shorts soon

Hi Numi "grins" (thanks) and I do hope your undercarriage recovers speedily!! How far are you going?? I know the Your de Yorkshire is happening this weekend but have not paid attention to where... though it was through my nearest town last year but it absolutely heaved down so I watched the aerial view on the TV coverage!!

Might get a ride in on Monday, quick 20 miles or so, and I commute 12 miles each way so Tuesday I get to ride again reagrdless...

Have fun, perhaps get HB to tenderly rub in the cream afterwards???

 

[papadoc19]

They sound like interesting friends. I'll be right round... Do you ever try to shock them?

No jelly babies for me this week. I'm off on holiday in a month (again, yeah, I know!), so I'm being good. Mostly...

Oh...I am sure they would love you...

No...not trying to push the limits...just trying to be me.

You never have to apologize for going on holiday, Numi.

 

[numeniusa]

Hi Numi "grins" (thanks) and I do hope your undercarriage recovers speedily!! How far are you going?? I know the Your de Yorkshire is happening this weekend but have not paid attention to where... though it was through my nearest town last year but it absolutely heaved down so I watched the aerial view on the TV coverage!!

Might get a ride in on Monday, quick 20 miles or so, and I commute 12 miles each way so Tuesday I get to ride again reagrdless...

Have fun, perhaps get HB to tenderly rub in the cream afterwards???

*whimpers weakly* Can't move my legs now... Fuck, that was hard!

Good though. Met some friends unexpectedly, watched the race together. Good to see the riders suffering up the climb like we had

 

[numeniusa]

Oh...I am sure they would love you...

No...not trying to push the limits...just trying to be me.

You never have to apologize for going on holiday, Numi.

Friends are the people who like you exactly because you're being you...

I do love to travel, whether near or far. There seems to be an awful lot of it in my diary this year... *happy sigh*

 

[Azuldrgon]

Numi....I envy your ability to ride like that.

I wish I was in better shape.

 

[LucyCanyon]

*whimpers weakly* Can't move my legs now... Fuck, that was hard!

Good though. Met some friends unexpectedly, watched the race together. Good to see the riders suffering up the climb like we had

Did you do the Cote de Lofthouse?? Respect!! That is brutal, though today is set to be harder for them I read.

Well done on the ride, how far was your day?? Likely get a short gently undulating ride in today trying to beat my best year-to-April total but failing...

Friends that understand and accept, nice.

Tender?? Or ready for fun later "winks"

 

[numeniusa]

Numi....I envy your ability to ride like that.

I wish I was in better shape.

I'm no great athlete, you should see me all pink and puffing uphill! I'm usually fitter by this time of year, but I didn't keep up my winter indoor turbo training regime very assiduously this winter, and I'm suffering for it now

 

[numeniusa]

Did you do the Cote de Lofthouse?? Respect!! That is brutal, though today is set to be harder for them I read.

Well done on the ride, how far was your day?? Likely get a short gently undulating ride in today trying to beat my best year-to-April total but failing...

Friends that understand and accept, nice.

Tender?? Or ready for fun later "winks"

Côte de Lofthouse, yes I love that the climbs are all Côte de Something Really Yorkshire Sounding

http://i.imgur.com/eTlMsdD.jpg

I have to confess I didn't make it right to the top, I stopped just before the last big corner, about 500m or so from the KOM sign. It was absolutely mobbed there, hoards of people cheering, which I hate I was going OK, although it's quite unrelentingly steep, but didn't fancy grinding up past the big crowd! We had spotted some friends on the way up, on the verge in a good spot, so we rode back down to watch with them.

Bit tender yesterday, I will say.

 

[papadoc19]

Friends are the people who like you exactly because you're being you...

I do love to travel, whether near or far. There seems to be an awful lot of it in my diary this year... *happy sigh*

We all love your travel posts (especially the pics)

 

[LucyCanyon]

Côte de Lofthouse, yes I love that the climbs are all Côte de Something Really Yorkshire Sounding

http://i.imgur.com/eTlMsdD.jpg

I have to confess I didn't make it right to the top, I stopped just before the last big corner, about 500m or so from the KOM sign. It was absolutely mobbed there, hoards of people cheering, which I hate I was going OK, although it's quite unrelentingly steep, but didn't fancy grinding up past the big crowd! We had spotted some friends on the way up, on the verge in a good spot, so we rode back down to watch with them.

Bit tender yesterday, I will say.

Fantastic pic, thanks, and that hill is long and steep! Today's looked hard too, especially Cote de Howarth!! Love that even the ITV4 coverage has French language on the screen for some bits.

Managed a 15 mile tootle to warm the legs. Not got into turbo training in the winter, I just keep riding, bought some studded tyres for the first time this winter and used them on 6 days when I would not have commuted to work on my bike in the past, amazing!!

Hope someone can help apply the cream to the right places...

 

[papadoc19]

Côte de Lofthouse, yes I love that the climbs are all Côte de Something Really Yorkshire Sounding

http://i.imgur.com/eTlMsdD.jpg

I have to confess I didn't make it right to the top, I stopped just before the last big corner, about 500m or so from the KOM sign. It was absolutely mobbed there, hoards of people cheering, which I hate I was going OK, although it's quite unrelentingly steep, but didn't fancy grinding up past the big crowd! We had spotted some friends on the way up, on the verge in a good spot, so we rode back down to watch with them.

Bit tender yesterday, I will say.

*Chuckles*...is that the Norman/Plantagenet influence?

Did the red H packed for you come to good use?

*Gives your tender spots a virtual massage*