numeniusa's boudoir

[papadoc19]

Hehe, don't encourage me...

Did you know that one of the ways you can be out is 'handled the ball'? *giggles* Although I must say, my ball handling doesn't usually result in my being sent away back to the pavilion

And I also leave you this, an infamous comedy incident in which one cricket commentator's use of the phrase "didn't quite get his leg over" results in a complete loss of control in the commentary box

https://youtu.be/3k0qZDdfvZk

You know I must...

I did not...yeah I think your ball handling skills are a bit more advanced than most...I am sure there would be a trail of players following you back to the pavilion.

One of these moments made me think about you...I will let you guess which one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt5lZQfHCo0

PS: Happy Easter, Numi!!!

 

[scotluvsoral]

Doesn't it just?

Many years ago I had a holiday in the Maldives, and there was a bird there whose call sounded exactly like a woman's ecstatic cries. I never actually saw one, but its "oooh, ooooooh, Oooooh, OOOOHHHH" increasing in pitch with every "ooh" made us refer to it always as the 'Orgasm bird'

*LOL* I would bet! Just out of deviant curiosity...did it ever act as an orgasm aid?????

 

[DarkSimian]

*proffers cheek* (buuuuuuuut which one? )

How are you doing? Are you still beavering away in the wee small hours? And working nights?

"I want to kiss you all over, and over again. I want to kiss you all over, til the night closes in."

I am good. I am still a creature of the night, working to keep the shelves full for you day walkers

 

[numeniusa]

No bells; I must be a birdbrain. How about a chat.

Maybe this will help: https://youtu.be/1PJix23IeF8

I do like a chicken chat. Or sometimes a prawn puri... *licks lips*

 

[numeniusa]

You know I must...

I did not...yeah I think your ball handling skills are a bit more advanced than most...I am sure there would be a trail of players following you back to the pavilion.

One of these moments made me think about you...I will let you guess which one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt5lZQfHCo0

PS: Happy Easter, Numi!!!

Thank you, and I hope you had a good Easter weekend, papadoc, did you eat mountains of chocolate? Sadly I consumed not a morsel, but we did have a lovely leg of lamb, marinated in sherry, garlic and rosemary. And roast parsnips... *happy sigh*

I liked your cricket moments link. I liked the one with the lady in the picnic area clearly describing last night's naughtiness with her girlfriends with graphic hand illustrations of her favourite bits I wonder if the lady whose top 'fell off' in an upward direction was the one which made you think of me...

 

[numeniusa]

*LOL* I would bet! Just out of deviant curiosity...did it ever act as an orgasm aid?????

Hmmm, not that I recall... our room was a little water bungalow on stilts out over the water, a bit far from the forested bits to be able to hear the Orgasm Birds during naughty sessions. Sometimes little tiny sharks would swim round underneath

I think I made plenty of my own noises, though...

That was the trip where we booked a little trip to a tiny uninhabited island, specifically to fuck...

 

[numeniusa]

"I want to kiss you all over, and over again. I want to kiss you all over, til the night closes in."

I am good. I am still a creature of the night, working to keep the shelves full for you day walkers

I'm rubbish at lyrics. So I'm just going to imagine you intoning that to me in your memorably mellifluous voice... *swoons*

I'm so glad you're doing well. Do you ever wish you slept at night and worked during the day? Or does it just seem natural now?

 

[scotluvsoral]

Hmmm, not that I recall... our room was a little water bungalow on stilts out over the water, a bit far from the forested bits to be able to hear the Orgasm Birds during naughty sessions. Sometimes little tiny sharks would swim round underneath

I think I made plenty of my own noises, though...

That was the trip where we booked a little trip to a tiny uninhabited island, specifically to fuck...

Now THAT IS hot!!!

 

[LucyCanyon]

And then it'll be your tern. I might owl, though...

(I so want to get albatross in here )

Albert Ross? IS he one of your admirers too?? X

 

[Mrtenant]

https://media.giphy.com/media/n6R0J6vGgFTsA/giphy.gif

 

[papadoc19]

Thank you, and I hope you had a good Easter weekend, papadoc, did you eat mountains of chocolate? Sadly I consumed not a morsel, but we did have a lovely leg of lamb, marinated in sherry, garlic and rosemary. And roast parsnips... *happy sigh*

I liked your cricket moments link. I liked the one with the lady in the picnic area clearly describing last night's naughtiness with her girlfriends with graphic hand illustrations of her favourite bits I wonder if the lady whose top 'fell off' in an upward direction was the one which made you think of me...

No I didn't...I am more of a jelly bean fan.

Do you have those kind of discussions with your friends, Numi? You would be correct...made me think about our discussions about you flashing.

 

[numeniusa]

Now THAT IS hot!!!

Oh, it was, it was fantastic.

You had to go and book it a few days before, everyone trying not to smirk, in a sort of "No, the thought hadn't crossed our minds, no, all completely innocent" way. Then when the time came they took you over to the little island in a small motorboat with whatever you wanted to take, rug, water, sun umbrella, whatever. And then they left you there to do whatever you wanted for a few hours.

We had a walk around the island, did a bit of nude sunbathing, then when we got too hot we got into the sea. Which, this being the Maldives, was crystal clear, refreshing but not cold, over white, white sand.

And then things got kind of filthy. I remember very clearly seeing his huge erection under the water, with those 'ripple shadows' that you get in clear sea-water when there are tiny waves. And I played with that for a while, then we got out and decamped to a little glade in the centre of the island with our rug. He had me on my back, licked me mercilessly until I came. We weren't sure if the seaplanes would go over, low, on their final approach to deliver new guests, I don't think any did, but by this point I was very much past caring, unsurprisingly

And then he pounded me from behind, holding my shoulder for balance, and cumming in a great primal roar.

I'm sure we still looked pretty post-coital when they came to collect us

 

[numeniusa]

Albert Ross? IS he one of your admirers too?? X

Oh very good I like Albert, he's one of my favourites

Good to see you, Lucy Nice shoes!

 

[numeniusa]

https://media.giphy.com/media/n6R0J6vGgFTsA/giphy.gif

Er... That's lovely, of course, but what could it mean...? *strokes chin reflectively*

 

[numeniusa]

No I didn't...I am more of a jelly bean fan.

Do you have those kind of discussions with your friends, Numi? You would be correct...made me think about our discussions about you flashing.

Jelly beans, OK. *makes a note*. Do you like Jelly Babies too? I always think they are mildly sinister, somehow. Like little aliens.

Actually, now I think about it, I feel exactly the same about real babies...

Anyway. Yes, there are certain friends with whom the conversation can be somewhat ribald... It's a good point, though. One of the side effects of being on Lit, I have discovered, where sexual topics are just a completely natural part of the interactions, is that sometimes I have to bite my tongue IRL as I'm just about to make a completely inappropriate comment in some polite situation...

In fact I remember H and I going to dinner with some neighbourhood friends, not long after we'd enjoyed our first threesome. It having been our first we'd talked about it a lot afterwards. A lot... And as we walked up the hill to our friends' house, I remember us reminding ourselves "Don't mention the threesome..."...

 

[scotluvsoral]

Oh, it was, it was fantastic.

You had to go and book it a few days before, everyone trying not to smirk, in a sort of "No, the thought hadn't crossed our minds, no, all completely innocent" way. Then when the time came they took you over to the little island in a small motorboat with whatever you wanted to take, rug, water, sun umbrella, whatever. And then they left you there to do whatever you wanted for a few hours.

We had a walk around the island, did a bit of nude sunbathing, then when we got too hot we got into the sea. Which, this being the Maldives, was crystal clear, refreshing but not cold, over white, white sand.

And then things got kind of filthy. I remember very clearly seeing his huge erection under the water, with those 'ripple shadows' that you get in clear sea-water when there are tiny waves. And I played with that for a while, then we got out and decamped to a little glade in the centre of the island with our rug. He had me on my back, licked me mercilessly until I came. We weren't sure if the seaplanes would go over, low, on their final approach to deliver new guests, I don't think any did, but by this point I was very much past caring, unsurprisingly

And then he pounded me from behind, holding my shoulder for balance, and cumming in a great primal roar.

I'm sure we still looked pretty post-coital when they came to collect us

That was wonderfully erotic...thank you so much for sharing it! I think I need to take an ice cold shower now! *L*

 

[numeniusa]

That was wonderfully erotic...thank you so much for sharing it! I think I need to take an ice cold shower now! *L*

You're welcome!

My man occasionally reminds me of it, whispering filthy descriptions in my ear when we are fucking, what it felt like, how his cock looked under the water, and it instantly brings a very vivid picture into my mind...

 

[scotluvsoral]

You're welcome!

My man occasionally reminds me of it, whispering filthy descriptions in my ear when we are fucking, what it felt like, how his cock looked under the water, and it instantly brings a very vivid picture into my mind...

Mine too NOW! *LOL* Although, the guy's face that i am seeing in my picture...looks surprising like me!!! Go figure that!

 

[Kimleigh]

Oh, it was, it was fantastic.

You had to go and book it a few days before, everyone trying not to smirk, in a sort of "No, the thought hadn't crossed our minds, no, all completely innocent" way. Then when the time came they took you over to the little island in a small motorboat with whatever you wanted to take, rug, water, sun umbrella, whatever. And then they left you there to do whatever you wanted for a few hours.

We had a walk around the island, did a bit of nude sunbathing, then when we got too hot we got into the sea. Which, this being the Maldives, was crystal clear, refreshing but not cold, over white, white sand.

And then things got kind of filthy. I remember very clearly seeing his huge erection under the water, with those 'ripple shadows' that you get in clear sea-water when there are tiny waves. And I played with that for a while, then we got out and decamped to a little glade in the centre of the island with our rug. He had me on my back, licked me mercilessly until I came. We weren't sure if the seaplanes would go over, low, on their final approach to deliver new guests, I don't think any did, but by this point I was very much past caring, unsurprisingly

And then he pounded me from behind, holding my shoulder for balance, and cumming in a great primal roar.

I'm sure we still looked pretty post-coital when they came to collect us

*sigh* I'm going on vacation very soon but I'm afraid it will not be as erotic as this!

 

[papadoc19]

Jelly beans, OK. *makes a note*. Do you like Jelly Babies too? I always think they are mildly sinister, somehow. Like little aliens.

Actually, now I think about it, I feel exactly the same about real babies...

Anyway. Yes, there are certain friends with whom the conversation can be somewhat ribald... It's a good point, though. One of the side effects of being on Lit, I have discovered, where sexual topics are just a completely natural part of the interactions, is that sometimes I have to bite my tongue IRL as I'm just about to make a completely inappropriate comment in some polite situation...

In fact I remember H and I going to dinner with some neighbourhood friends, not long after we'd enjoyed our first threesome. It having been our first we'd talked about it a lot afterwards. A lot... And as we walked up the hill to our friends' house, I remember us reminding ourselves "Don't mention the threesome..."...

I don't know...I have never tried Jelly Babies before...are they like gummi bears?

Don't worry...I will protect you from the sinister alien babies

Would a randy comment slipping out cause a stir with your friends? *Chuckles* But mentioning it could have lead to another one.

 

[Choirg1rl]

Oh, it was, it was fantastic.

You had to go and book it a few days before, everyone trying not to smirk, in a sort of "No, the thought hadn't crossed our minds, no, all completely innocent" way. Then when the time came they took you over to the little island in a small motorboat with whatever you wanted to take, rug, water, sun umbrella, whatever. And then they left you there to do whatever you wanted for a few hours.

We had a walk around the island, did a bit of nude sunbathing, then when we got too hot we got into the sea. Which, this being the Maldives, was crystal clear, refreshing but not cold, over white, white sand.

And then things got kind of filthy. I remember very clearly seeing his huge erection under the water, with those 'ripple shadows' that you get in clear sea-water when there are tiny waves. And I played with that for a while, then we got out and decamped to a little glade in the centre of the island with our rug. He had me on my back, licked me mercilessly until I came. We weren't sure if the seaplanes would go over, low, on their final approach to deliver new guests, I don't think any did, but by this point I was very much past caring, unsurprisingly

And then he pounded me from behind, holding my shoulder for balance, and cumming in a great primal roar.

I'm sure we still looked pretty post-coital when they came to collect us

How utterly delicious! *sigh* xx

 

[Choirg1rl]

I actually had a chat partner I met here on Lit who, during one hot session, suggested that we should find some tiny, remote island and have a dirty weekend. He sadly decided not to continue our conversations, but one of these days I am damn well going to find someone to take me to an island and fuck me insensible! Somewhere I can just be naked for days. x

 

[ydahecnot]

OT: I find a certain someone's old AmPics thread, and up and down...."photo not found"

 

[papadoc19]

*Bump*

And Happy Anniversary Numi!!

 

[numeniusa]

Mine too NOW! *LOL* Although, the guy's face that i am seeing in my picture...looks surprising like me!!! Go figure that!

You have a twin?

Hang on, that's a completely different fantasy