Isolated Blurt Thread

[_Lynn_]

One story fixed . . . tons to go.

 

[TxRad]

One story fixed . . . tons to go.

Spade or neutered?

 

[_Lynn_]

Spade or neutered?

Both?

 

[The_Fool]

Spade or neutered?

Not sure if I need a spade, shovel or Mattock for my yard work.

 

[TxRad]

Not sure if I need a spade, shovel or Mattock for my yard work.

After the rain we had today, a pair of water wings would be most fitting around here.

 

[Handley_Page]

After the rain we had today, a pair of water wings would be most fitting around here.

You might borrow the Fool's spade and dig a trench for the water to run-off.
Well, perhaps not.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Oh my god, can I just have some duct tape for their freakin mouths? Not the kids, they're fine, it's the adults.

 

[Handley_Page]

Oh my god, can I just have some duct tape for their freakin mouths? Not the kids, they're fine, it's the adults.

More taxing problems ?

 

[MagicaPractica]

More taxing problems ?

More like everyone freaking out over a little storm then feeling the need to rehash the night my house got hit by a tornado. Got a little tense but I'm fine now.

 

[Handley_Page]

More like everyone freaking out over a little storm then feeling the need to rehash the night my house got hit by a tornado. Got a little tense but I'm fine now.

I'll bet the Insureance Company just loved you!

 

[oggbashan]

Looking for another story site to migrate to. 15 years on Literotica is too long.

I have posted some of my stories on another site. I won't name it. All my erotic stories are on Literotica so I have only put copies on the other site.

The contrast is interesting. The only way to 'vote' is to like or dislike a story. That means that 'votes' are equally weighted. A dislike counts no more than a like and the site gives number of each and the resulting percentage.

Comments are allowed but only from registered, named users. They can be on a story or on an author. So far the few comments I have received have been positive. Looking around at other people's stories there seem to be very few negative comments and no abusive ones but my sample has been small.

But the quality of the stories? Ugh! Spelling, grammar, punctuation? What are they? Most of the stories I have looked at would have been rejected by Literotica for technical flaws.

Some would never be allowed here. Underage? Yes. Snuff? Yes? Rape? Yes.

It has been an interesting experiment that has made me appreciate Literotica's qualities more because of the contrast. But I like the other site's insistence on voting either for or against a story and that comments have to be from named users. Those positives are not enough to outweigh the negatives but I'll leave the stories there for now and perhaps add some more.

One last plus of the other site - I can delete my stories instantly with a single click for each one.

 

[TxRad]

Experience, what you get when you don't get what you wanted in the first place.

 

[oggbashan]

Away for a couple of days visiting relations. I won't enjoy the driving but will enjoy the break.

Back on Monday, or perhaps Sunday evening.

 

[Handley_Page]

Thank the God or whatever Spirit that feels compelled to accept this praise .
After more than one year, I finally managed to get all required input to finish this proposal, to get all (and I really hope this is all) required forms filled and signed, and to submit it.

Now all I have to do is wait for them to acknowledge the brilliance of my plans , and to award me the requested money. It will, probably, take another six months before I get the final verdict; hopefully this will keep me in business for another three years…

Good Luck

 

[MagicaPractica]

Thank the God or whatever Spirit that feels compelled to accept this praise .
After more than one year, I finally managed to get all required input to finish this proposal, to get all (and I really hope this is all) required forms filled and signed, and to submit it.

Now all I have to do is wait for them to acknowledge the brilliance of my plans , and to award me the requested money. It will, probably, take another six months before I get the final verdict; hopefully this will keep me in business for another three years…

Good luck

 

[MagicaPractica]

So very tired today.

 

[oggbashan]

Update on post #3762 above.

My story Durante the Dog was rejected.

Maybe it was the title? The dog does not take part in any sexual activity, and in fact apart from some clothed kissing, there is no sex in the story.

Or perhaps the lack of sex was the problem.

 

[Handley_Page]

Why do camera accessory connectors have such small pins ?

 

[MagicaPractica]

I am so very, very tired today.

 

[Handley_Page]

I am so very, very tired today.

Sympathy, Mags.
Hope the little mugwump [aka munchkin] feels better soon.
And you get a decent night's kip.

 

[oggbashan]

After a week or so's break the spam telephone calls have come back.

My wife took one this morning form "Technical Support Department". She retorted: "There's no such thing!".

Slightly later "Microsoft Windows Support". Same answer.

Three about PPI...

I had one "About your recent car accident". I answered "Is 1968 recent?" and got silence followed by a put-down.

Just now I had "Can I speak to the person responsible for your energy bills?" My answer: "No.".

 

[Handley_Page]

After a week or so's break the spam telephone calls have come back.

Slightly later "Microsoft Windows Support". Same answer.

I got rid of one of those by telling the fool that I was using DOS 6.21.

 

[oggbashan]

Ancient Limerick

I was sorting through some old papers today and I in an old autograph book I found a limerick I wrote for New Year 1970:

There is a young lady called Jude
Whose name rhymes nicely with lewd
It's really unfair
To her lewd compare
There's nothing like that about Jude!

The young lady was named Judy, nicknamed Jude after the Beatles song Hey Jude.

That poor limerick reminded me that Judy convinced me later on that day that I was wrong.

Thank you, Judy. (Who is now a grandmother.)

 

[Handley_Page]

I was sorting through some old papers today and I in an old autograph book I found a limerick I wrote for New Year 1970:

There is a young lady called Jude
Whose name rhymes nicely with lewd
It's really unfair
To her lewd compare
There's nothing like that about Jude!

The young lady was named Judy, nicknamed Jude after the Beatles song Hey Jude.

That poor limerick reminded me that Judy convinced me later on that day that I was wrong.

Thank you, Judy. (Who is now a grandmother.)

Judy? Reminds me of this

 

[MagicaPractica]

I wish I could give you a little brother, my darling, but that just wasn't in the cards we were dealt.