Isolated Blurt Thread

[TxRad]

I never know
whether to nod politely
and smile,
offer a handshake
or just give in
and offer hugs
and kisses.

We go through life
looking under rocks
and staring at the water
beneath the bridge.
Wait, there's a flower
thinking it is spring.
And the day turns
as does the week,
month and season.

There is no such thing
as an infrequent friend.
Just friends seen
infrequently.

Well, I'll be damned, them Kansas tornadoes finally spit you back out. I told Molly they couldn't digest all that bull.

 

[The_Fool]

Well, I'll be damned, them Kansas tornadoes finally spit you back out. I told Molly they couldn't digest all that bull.

Life is. Been busy and hadn't thought about AH much lately. Saw a post on Facebook the other day and was looking on Lit for a story I sort of remembered. Thought I would pop in.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I never know
whether to nod politely
and smile,
offer a handshake
or just give in
and offer hugs
and kisses.

We go through life
looking under rocks
and staring at the water
beneath the bridge.
Wait, there's a flower
thinking it is spring.
And the day turns
as does the week,
month and season.

There is no such thing
as an infrequent friend.
Just friends seen
infrequently.

Lovely.

 

[The_Fool]

Thinking about a new thread. Maybe I will write more if I start one. Pondering.

 

[The_Fool]

Run-on sentences are bad enough, but run-on meetings are fucking killer.

 

[Handley_Page]

Run-on sentences are bad enough, but run-on meetings are fucking killer.

It's even worse when some blaggard comes up with "Point of order, Mr Chairman?"
and you know that by the time he finishes, (and he does not drink), the pubs will be shut.

 

[_Lynn_]

My medical device ID came in the mail today. The implant might trigger alarms. I feel special.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Thinking about a new thread. Maybe I will write more if I start one. Pondering.

Swoon.

My medical device ID came in the mail today. The implant might trigger alarms. I feel special.

 

[_Lynn_]

Swoon.

I almost want to go somewhere and test it out . . . just for fun.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I almost want to go somewhere and test it out . . . just for fun.

I would too!

 

[_Lynn_]

I would too!

I was at the post office this afternoon and a state cop was in line behind me. I should have asked him for ideas.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I was at the post office this afternoon and a state cop was in line behind me. I should have asked him for ideas.

"Um, excuse me, sir .. . can you tell me where I can be alarmed?" It's a perfectly innocent question.

 

[_Lynn_]

"Um, excuse me, sir .. . can you tell me where I can be alarmed?" It's a perfectly innocent question.

Perfect!

 

[The_Fool]

Alarming personalities around here. Keeps one on his toes.

 

[Handley_Page]

"Um, excuse me, sir .. . can you tell me where I can be alarmed?" It's a perfectly innocent question.

I could get properly alarmed by a person waving a pistol about.

"Everybody DOWN"

 

[_Lynn_]

I could get properly alarmed by a person waving a pistol about.

"Everybody DOWN"

That wouldn't be good.

 

[Handley_Page]

That wouldn't be good.

"Is it safe to crawl out yet ?"

 

[trysail]

This year's Berkshire Hathaway Corporation proxy statement contains a proposal from "The Nebraska Peace Foundation" the owner of one (1) share of Berkshire Hathaway Inc. Class A stock (recent market value $245,850).

The Nebraska Peace Foundation has submitted the following proposal to shareholders:

BE IT RESOLVED: Shareholders require that BH divest its holdings in companies involved in the extracting,
processing, and/or burning of fossil fuels within 12 years to protect its investment portfolio from financial losses...​

The crackpot dimwits of "The Nebraska Peace Foundation" apparently do not comprehend that, were the shareholders of Berkshire Hathaway to adopt that proposal, the company would be required to cease doing business and liquidate.




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[Elloelle]

How is it that a person can be so smart when people are so fucking stupid?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Met my new nephew today, such a little snuggler already! He drank part of a bottle for me. My heart is at once full for my extended family and desolate for what will never be.

 

[Handley_Page]

Met my new nephew today, such a little snuggler already! He drank part of a bottle for me. My heart is at once full for my extended family and desolate for what will never be.

Sympathy, Mags,
Let us all be thankful for what we DO have, eh ?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Sympathy, Mags,
Let us all be thankful for what we DO have, eh ?

I am, always, couldn't ask for better, but there' still a little boy sized hole where the second one should have been.

 

[Handley_Page]

I HATE, loathe and detect talking to a bloody computer.
The machine (Digital Doris or even Mechanical Michael) never seems to have a selection button that answers my question.
Don't ever let your selection on E-bay be a "Click & Collect". It's a lot quicker to have the item posted directly to you.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Dear Universe - I think it's time to turn ths car around. Plesse show me how.

 

[Handley_Page]

Another 'tool' for authors ?
See HERE.