[Isolated blurt] I've wasted approximately 108.634 hours of my life...

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Well, damn

I'll offer a Buck.

 

[cw5523729]

I'll offer a Buck.

There always has to be a low-baller. SMH

 

[dirk2024]

I visited literotica.com once about two and a half years ago. I haven't left the site since.

We've been meaning to have an intervention with you about that.

 

[StillStunned]

We've been meaning to have an intervention with you about that.

That's like a surprise party, right? And everyone has to say how much they love and admire me?

 

[dirk2024]

That's like a surprise party, right? And everyone has to say how much they love and admire me?

Yeah...yeah...you got it. There will be no cudgels or duct tape involved. I promise.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Yeah...yeah...you got it. There will be no cudgels or duct tape involved. I promise.

Will there be floggers and ball gags?

 

[dirk2024]

Will there be floggers and ball gags?

Well, for one of us there will be.

 

[StillStunned]

 

[Actingup]

Well, for one of us there will be.

And something appropriate for somebody who is so good at getting pinned....

 

[PennyThompson]

And something appropriate for somebody who is so good at getting pinned....

oh that's a GOOD joke

 

[iwatchus]

I don't know how many of you read @Bramblethorn 's excellent The Floggings Will Continue... But this thread is suddenly bringing that to mind. I think I'll avoid that party. Unless three of us can make our own little threesome off to the side. Read the story. It's great.

 

[dirk2024]

And something appropriate for somebody who is so good at getting pegged....

*fixed

 

[Actingup]

I don't know how many of you read @Bramblethorn 's excellent The Floggings Will Continue... But this thread is suddenly bringing that to mind. I think I'll avoid that party. Unless three of us can make our own little threesome off to the side. Read the story. It's great.

I use that story as my Lit bookmark. It's pure class, and also inspirational from a workplace viewpoint.

*fixed

Yes, yes, but you don't get pegged to the top of fora boards, do you? You get pinned. So I guess I was thinking more cruxification style, but in a loving way.

 

[dirk2024]

Yes, yes, but you don't get pegged to the top of fora boards, do you? You get pinned. So I guess I was thinking more cruxification style, but in a loving way.

I imagine being bent over a bed and taken by a woman with a strap-on could be seen as a form of cruxufiction.

In a loving way.

 

[StillStunned]

I think I'm glad I slept through the last part of this conversation.