numeniusa's boudoir

[papadoc19]

*Bump*

 

[numeniusa]

I suppose we could even practice there...in a pinch!!!

I think it's important to practise in as wide a variety of environments as possible.

I must admit, though, that today's gorgeous sunny day here has me thinking about outdoor sex. And it's not even May! Here in the U.K. we have an old saying "Hurray, hurray, the first of May, outdoor sex begins today!"

 

[numeniusa]

Sing or play...I would enjoy them both, Numi...

Yes...sinful Eve

Hmmm, which sin shall I start with....?

 

[numeniusa]

I once passed out while trying to fuck my X. Guess the bloom was off the rose?

Crikey! I can't imagine how it must have felt to 'come round' after that! I have only fainted once in my life, in a concert hall during the interval. Very confusing. I had only been with my man for a short period of time when it happened, and when I came to I had no idea who he was for about 30 seconds. It was really strange. I did fancy the pants off him, though, so I just went with it....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hmmm, which sin shall I start with....?

Ooh, what have I wandered into here?

*Tips his imaginary hat to Numi* Good morning by the way.

 

[numeniusa]

*Bump*

Thank you for my bump, lovely man!

I have been remiss in my hosting these last few days. I'm on a cultural weekend away this weekend, too! As one of my companions said at breakfast this morning "The sunniest day of the year so far, and we're going to spend it inside a dark theatre!"

 

[numeniusa]

Ooh, what have I wandered into here?

*Tips his imaginary hat to Numi* Good morning by the way.

Wonky! Hello, and welcome!

*curtseys*

What is it? That's a good question! Some chat, a few pictures, some ramblings, whatever comes up! (Ooh errrr... Yep, lots of that, too )

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Wonky! Hello, and welcome!

*curtseys*

What is it? That's a good question! Some chat, a few pictures, some ramblings, whatever comes up! (Ooh errrr... Yep, lots of that, too )

Hey hey

*Plonks his arse down.* I think I'll stay for a while and watch what does come up.. Um... Err... Well I won't watch other men anyway.

 

[numeniusa]

Hey hey

*Plonks his arse down.* I think I'll stay for a while and watch what does come up.. Um... Err... Well I won't watch other men anyway.

I have to run, now, actually... But stay a while, and come back whenever you like!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I have to run, now, actually... But stay a while, and come back whenever you like!

I shall lurk for a while.

Enjoy your weekend break!

 

[papadoc19]

Hmmm, which sin shall I start with....?

Lust is always a good place to start

How is your weekend going, Numi?

 

[scotluvsoral]

I think it's important to practise in as wide a variety of environments as possible.

I must admit, though, that today's gorgeous sunny day here has me thinking about outdoor sex. And it's not even May! Here in the U.K. we have an old saying "Hurray, hurray, the first of May, outdoor sex begins today!"

I am flexible guy, so i think I could work with the outdoor sex angle *innocent smile*

 

[DarkSimian]

Greetings and salutations, Lady Numi

 

[numeniusa]

I shall lurk for a while.

Enjoy your weekend break!

Thank you, Wonky

It was lovely, good company, good food and wine, great theatre. I must admit my brain was utterly fried after more than six hours of Shakespeare in one day!

 

[numeniusa]

Lust is always a good place to start

How is your weekend going, Numi?

Mmm, lust, OK...

I just looked up the 'official' list. Just to see if I fancied any of the others...

Apparently this is the list:

pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth

I'm quite good at sloth, once I've sated the lust...

My weekend was tiring, but very enjoyable, thank you. How was yours? Are you going to switch to watching our county cricket when the football season ends?

 

[numeniusa]

I am flexible guy, so i think I could work with the outdoor sex angle *innocent smile*

Ooh, flexible, eh...?

There can be lots of angles in outdoor sex. Over a wall springs immediately to mind, for some reason....

 

[scotluvsoral]

Ooh, flexible, eh...?

There can be lots of angles in outdoor sex. Over a wall springs immediately to mind, for some reason....

That's odd...I had the same thought!!!

 

[numeniusa]

Greetings and salutations, Lady Numi

Lord Dark! How wonderful to see you. *proffers hand for a kiss*

It's very good to have you back, sexy man...

 

[numeniusa]

That's odd...I had the same thought!!!

I have not actually experienced that in the proper actual countryside. Yet...

I'm thinking it would be rather lovely, though. The sunshine on my naked bum. Perhaps a rug between me and the wall to prevent, er, chafing. The sound of birdsong in my ears, at least until the human sounds of passion and ecstasy drown them out.

That sort of thing...

 

[scotluvsoral]

I have not actually experienced that in the proper actual countryside. Yet...

I'm thinking it would be rather lovely, though. The sunshine on my naked bum. Perhaps a rug between me and the wall to prevent, er, chafing. The sound of birdsong in my ears, at least until the human sounds of passion and ecstasy drown them out.

That sort of thing...

I think I can still mimic a few songbirds *grinning evilly*

 

[numeniusa]

I think I can still mimic a few songbirds *grinning evilly*

Great tit?

 

[ydahecnot]

I feel sure you would have me raven

 

[numeniusa]

I feel sure you would have me raven

Oh, starling, you can't even imagine... Come here, let me finch your arse.

(This could run and run... )

 

[skinnysinner]

Great tit?

Good evening, mind if I drop in? My first visit I think... and the great tit(s) rather caught my eye... being a birder of course

Maybe be careful woodpecker.... and choose your season to avoid the blue tit too!

A fine thread... working my way through... thank you Numeniusa for sharing
X

 

[numeniusa]

Good evening, mind if I drop in? My first visit I think... and the great tit(s) rather caught my eye... being a birder of course

Maybe be careful woodpecker.... and choose your season to avoid the blue tit too!

A fine thread... working my way through... thank you Numeniusa for sharing
X

Woodpecker, damn, I wish I'd thought of that one

Welcome, sinner! Great tits are always a draw, eh? I do aim to avoid blue tits as far as possible. It's been pretty sunny this weekend, though