numeniusa's boudoir

[Gemsissy]

An old boyfriend that I wouldn't have sex with took me skiing once. (He was rich and I knew he was having sex with lots of girls so for once in my life I was holding out in the hopes that he would dump all them and just date me )

Well, when we got back to our cabin, my boots were all caked in ice and I couldn't get them off. Instead of helping me, he convinced me to step back into my skis somehow, then he stood on them, unzipped my ski bunny suit and pulled it down enough to do me from behind right there in front of the porch!

I was totally anchored and could barely move! He took out like three months of pent-up sexual revenge on me - I pretended to be mad afterwards but it was actually really hot.

By the end of that weekend I fell even more in love with him. But he dumped me like two weeks after we got back to Vegas.

Lesson learned: don't let guys you aren't sleeping with make you wear ski boots or take you skiing

Writing that lesson down!

 

[Gemsissy]

You might suffocate under there...

The picture was taken in Belgium, so for the fully authentic experience, we'll need to head back there

I'm down for it! And I would risk suffocation to be able to kiss and please you, my dear.

 

[papadoc19]

The weekend wasn't quite as relaxing as I'd planned, unfortunately. Way more clothes required than I'd have liked...

I hope you've had a fantastic birthday, papadoc *sings*

Thank you for the birthday wishes...I had a good one.

Hope you have had a chance to catch up on your naked time.

 

[numeniusa]

Lovely and so very satisfying!

Oh yes. Although a good balance between sliding in and sliding not quite out is ideal...

 

[numeniusa]

Writing that lesson down!

Me too, oh me too!

I'm down for it! And I would risk suffocation to be able to kiss and please you, my dear.

I do have a bit of tendency to hold the head when I am receiving oral, and if (when... ) I get very excited I can be a bit forgetful about the need to breathe. And I know from my own (albeit limited) experiences of performing cunnilingus that it can get tighter than one might think for air down there...

 

[numeniusa]

Thank you for the birthday wishes...I had a good one.

Hope you have had a chance to catch up on your naked time.

I'm glad I didn't spoil it with my singing, I'm not exactly a nightingale

Been away last night, and a houseguest for a few days now, so generalised nakedness will have to be deferred for the time being, sadly. But I'm sure I'll make up for it

In fact, watch this space...

 

[numeniusa]

And so, to mark my 10,000th post...

This is as close to full frontal as I'm ever likely to get

http://i.imgur.com/CZHqlYY.jpg

Last summer's bracken was especially verdant, no?

 

[LizVegas79]

Hi Numi! Happy belated birthday and congratulations on your 10,000th post! (it sure is a lovely one!)

 

[papadoc19]

I'm glad I didn't spoil it with my singing, I'm not exactly a nightingale

Been away last night, and a houseguest for a few days now, so generalised nakedness will have to be deferred for the time being, sadly. But I'm sure I'll make up for it

In fact, watch this space...

Oh I would have loved to hear you sing.

What a sexy space it is.

 

[papadoc19]

And so, to mark my 10,000th post...

This is as close to full frontal as I'm ever likely to get

http://i.imgur.com/CZHqlYY.jpg

Last summer's bracken was especially verdant, no?

Mmmm...you look amazing, Numi...or should I call you Eve?

 

[numeniusa]

Hi Numi! Happy belated birthday and congratulations on your 10,000th post! (it sure is a lovely one!)

Actually it was papadoc' birthday, it's many months since mine But thank you anyway, Liz

 

[numeniusa]

Oh I would have loved to hear you sing.

What a sexy space it is.

No, no you really wouldn't... I could tinkle the ivories for you, that might be more melodious (although I am horribly out of practice and my piano needs tuning )

Mmmm...you look amazing, Numi...or should I call you Eve?

Thank you! Eve? Post-apple-munching, I hope?

 

[hotoldrguy]

And so, to mark my 10,000th post...

This is as close to full frontal as I'm ever likely to get

http://i.imgur.com/CZHqlYY.jpg

Last summer's bracken was especially verdant, no?

WOW!! Absolutely gorgeous!!

And I missed your birthday too?! Can I still give you spankings?

:caning:

 

[scotluvsoral]

Oh yes. Although a good balance between sliding in and sliding not quite out is ideal...

We would have to practice extra hard in order to get just the right balance....don't you think?

 

[scotluvsoral]

And so, to mark my 10,000th post...

This is as close to full frontal as I'm ever likely to get

http://i.imgur.com/CZHqlYY.jpg

Last summer's bracken was especially verdant, no?

Oh sure...I noticed that..right off! *LOL*

 

[dacoach44]

Sweet bitch

WOW!! Absolutely gorgeous!!

And I missed your birthday too?! Can I still give you spankings?

:caning:

MMMM, I would even risk poison ivy for a touch of that ass!

 

[DarkSimian]

And so, to mark my 10,000th post...

This is as close to full frontal as I'm ever likely to get

http://i.imgur.com/CZHqlYY.jpg

Last summer's bracken was especially verdant, no?

 

[dacoach44]

Well hell, Gem....

Me too, oh me too!



I do have a bit of tendency to hold the head when I am receiving oral, and if (when... ) I get very excited I can be a bit forgetful about the need to breathe. And I know from my own (albeit limited) experiences of performing cunnilingus that it can get tighter than one might think for air down there...

Whjat a lovely place to pass out....

 

[numeniusa]

WOW!! Absolutely gorgeous!!

And I missed your birthday too?! Can I still give you spankings?

:caning:

Thank you, Guy!

Nah, my birthday was months ago. I do like the idea of birthday spankings, though, that's a great idea As I recall, there were no birthday spankings last time, although plenty of other naughty stuff happened...

 

[numeniusa]

We would have to practice extra hard in order to get just the right balance....don't you think?

Oh yes. Practice is key. In fact I was just remembering in the Litiquette thread that theory that 10,000 hours of practice is required to truly master a skill...

Oh sure...I noticed that..right off! *LOL*

That made me laugh!

Funny stuff, bracken. Incredibly strong, sort of hard but soft at the same time. Excellent stuff to lie on for ... whatever reason...

 

[numeniusa]

MMMM, I would even risk poison ivy for a touch of that ass!

Hehe! Thank you. No poison ivy in that particular secret picnic location, coach, it's perfectly safe

Whjat a lovely place to pass out....

I wonder if that's ever actually happened.

 

[numeniusa]

 

[scotluvsoral]

Oh yes. Practice is key. In fact I was just remembering in the Litiquette thread that theory that 10,000 hours of practice is required to truly master a skill...



That made me laugh!

Funny stuff, bracken. Incredibly strong, sort of hard but soft at the same time. Excellent stuff to lie on for ... whatever reason...

I suppose we could even practice there...in a pinch!!!

 

[papadoc19]

No, no you really wouldn't... I could tinkle the ivories for you, that might be more melodious (although I am horribly out of practice and my piano needs tuning )



Thank you! Eve? Post-apple-munching, I hope?

Sing or play...I would enjoy them both, Numi...

Yes...sinful Eve

 

[dacoach44]

Actually....

Hehe! Thank you. No poison ivy in that particular secret picnic location, coach, it's perfectly safe



I wonder if that's ever actually happened.

I once passed out while trying to fuck my X. Guess the bloom was off the rose?