Where is the Place You Have Always Wanted to Have Snacks?

I;m going to right now refrain from commenting on this lest I need a very cold shower
 
In his bed - oh wait - we already did that.

Next on the list is sitting on the shoulders of the Horniman walrus.
 
Yea, I'll wait for the documentary video on the one
Blame that fantasy on a friend elsewhere - the walrus in question was one of the first speciments brought back to Europe and was accidentally overstuffed.

Anyway, he wanted a photo of him sitting on its shoulders, but I'd like to go one better. Sadly, neither of us will get to do it, because nobody's allowed to climb onto it, and its on a fairly high plinth. :(
 
Blame that fantasy on a friend elsewhere - the walrus in question was one of the first speciments brought back to Europe and was accidentally overstuffed.

Anyway, he wanted a photo of him sitting on its shoulders, but I'd like to go one better. Sadly, neither of us will get to do it, because nobody's allowed to climb onto it, and its on a fairly high plinth. :(


Its okay, you have my permission to do this. The worst they can do if you're caught is throw you out. Well worth the adventure, and the photo op.
 
Its okay, you have my permission to do this. The worst they can do if you're caught is throw you out. Well worth the adventure, and the photo op.
Alas, my climbing skills aren't up to it - the ice floe shaped plinth is shoulder height and undercut. :rolleyes:

I need a couple of partners in crime, don't I? One to give a leg up and one to take the photo. :cool:
 
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I'd like to duplicate Homer Simpson eating crisps in Zero Gravity to classical music.
 
Alas, my climbing skills aren't up to it - the ice floe shaped plinth is shoulder height and undercut. :rolleyes:


Seriously? Don't let that stop you. Just dont damage anything. Hell, bring a ladder? You have the right to enjoy snacks where you want. Bring your partners yes. Just dont yell anything about Jihad while you do this.
 
Crunchy jalapeño kettle chips and jalapeño poppers dipped in jalapeño relish in the bed of someone that pissed me off so if I get any crumbs or juice on the sheets..... 😈😱🙌
 
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