Are you sure this how you learn to drive stick?
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Are you sure this how you learn to drive stick?
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"La La Land? What's that about? It sounds like a chick flick, babe. Besides, the Cowboys and Packers game is coming on soon.
It's going to be a great game. Aaron Rodgers is on fire but the Cowboys defensive line is totally - blah, blah, blah, blah, blah .... lol
(Okay, if you promise to do me again before the game starts and at half time too, well, then okay, we can stay home
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"Hey, I just moved in upstairs. Do know if - oh cool, you're watching the game too?"
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"Your wife's sorry she scratched your car in the driveway yesterday. She sent me to apologize for her though
so you're going to forgive her, right?"
"Your wife's sorry she scratched your car in the driveway yesterday. She sent me to apologize for her though
so you're going to forgive her, right?"
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"I didn't know you and Uncle David had a hot tub Aunt Liz! Can I borrow a bikini?"
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"Yeah, you're super big! It's like totally the third or fourth biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Yeah, you're super big! It's like totally the third or fourth biggest one I've ever seen!"
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You mean there really IS something called, "Men's camel toe?"
You mean there really IS something called, "Men's camel toe?"
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Seriously! Your belt? You couldn't spring for real bondage gear? What a cheapskate!
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Honestly! Why would you want to watch a silly football game when I can do this for you?
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Can't you do that whilst I watch?
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Tied up oh so nice and tight on the bed. I love it when I don't have to compete with the game for your attention. And if you need to know how the game is going, just listen to the yells coming in the window from next door. George is a Packers fan, isn't he?
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"La La Land? What's that about? It sounds like a chick flick, babe. Besides, the Cowboys and Packers game is coming on soon.
It's going to be a great game. Aaron Rodgers is on fire but the Cowboys defensive line is totally - blah, blah, blah, blah, blah .... lol
(Okay, if you promise to do me again before the game starts and at half time too, well, then okay, we can stay home
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"Yeah, I can wait while you get the rest of the gear."
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