What's He or She Saying?

[LizVegas79]

I just love this idea and I'm not sure why the other one went away but I'll try starting one again because, well, it's so fun!

Rules:

1. Post a (Lit-rule abiding) pic
2. Ad a caption that = what one of the people in the pic might be saying

 

[LizVegas79]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/581e53b21279bfe6841cad3b77a7f01b.jpg

"Gosh, I wonder why Aunt Lizzie keeps her sybian in her guest room.
Did she forget I was staying with her this weekend?
I wonder where she keeps the instructions. Or maybe I should just try to figure it out by myself ...."

 

[gavinp]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/581e53b21279bfe6841cad3b77a7f01b.jpg

"Gosh, I wonder why Aunt Lizzie keeps her sybian in her guest room.
Did she forget I was staying with her this weekend?
I wonder where she keeps the instructions. Or maybe I should just try to figure it out by myself ...."

Meet Julia - who's arse about tit.

(I know it's not what you meant but I thought it was funny that her cleavage looks like a butt crack..sorry).

 

[LizVegas79]

Meet Julia - who's arse about tit.

(I know it's not what you meant but I thought it was funny that her cleavage looks like a butt crack..sorry).

Look, it's a VERY simple thread.

If you don't want to play, then don't.

Okay?

Thank you.

 

[Paul_Chance]

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/156216.jpg

"How the hell did that get in there?"

 

[Iceprincess12]

http://il6.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/12135218/thumb/8.jpg





That woman said she smelled bo, is it me? Should I smell? Will people know I'm checking? Oh gawdddd, is it me???

 

[LizVegas79]

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/156216.jpg

"Oh, dang. I think I lost my car keys again."

 

[Paul_Chance]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/581e53b21279bfe6841cad3b77a7f01b.jpg

"Gosh, I wonder why Aunt Lizzie keeps her sybian in her guest room.
Did she forget I was staying with her this weekend?
I wonder where she keeps the instructions. Or maybe I should just try to figure it out by myself ...."

"Okay, I'm not sure what he's doing back there...but it sounds like he's inflating something..."

 

[LizVegas79]

http://il6.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/12135218/thumb/8.jpg

(LMAO IcePrincess )

"Oh God. Here comes the waiter. Should I have the lasagna or the fish? The Seafood Cobb sounded delicious. But what's she going to think if I order a salad on our first date? Oh, damn! Do I have B.O.?"

 

[QuietCanadian]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/581e53b21279bfe6841cad3b77a7f01b.jpg

"Is this an IKEA bed?"

 

[LizVegas79]

http://media.mademan.com/chickipedia/uploaded_photos/0/03/lana-parrilla-129765_thumb_585x795.jpeg

"I know you're married. I'm married too. So ... it's not really cheating, is it?"

 

[LostGirlTink]

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"Mmmmm more please"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4e/e1/94/4ee1949a2e643559fdf2a2cfda107fb1.jpg

"Mmmmm more please"

"I don't think you're my husband. But right now I don't care."

 

[LizVegas79]

http://ichiveugc-a.akamaihd.net/__669e367b68d45823718cdd1bcd924634_width-600.jpeg

"Seriously? You juiced your pants already? I barely touched it."

 

[ydahecnot]

http://www.singleblackmale.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/man-begging-flower.jpg

"Please forgive me! I will never do that again!"

 

[LizVegas79]

http://www.singleblackmale.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/man-begging-flower.jpg

"Please forgive me! I will never do that again!"

"I'm sorry. I didn't know she was your sister!"

 

[gavinp]

http://ichiveugc-a.akamaihd.net/__669e367b68d45823718cdd1bcd924634_width-600.jpeg

"Seriously? You juiced your pants already? I barely touched it."

You want me to put THAT in my mouth...yeah, that's not happening..

(that better?)

 

[Paul_Chance]

http://ichiveugc-a.akamaihd.net/__669e367b68d45823718cdd1bcd924634_width-600.jpeg

"Do you honestly think Taco Bell is going to get you into my taco?"

 

[whenagain]

"Do you honestly think Taco Bell is going to get you into my taco?"

"That's not what I meant by study group."

 

[LizVegas79]

You want me to put THAT in my mouth...yeah, that's not happening..

(that better?)

Much!

http://ichiveugc-a.akamaihd.net/__576f41879b30f427ee202776ec47ce06_width-600.jpeg

"How much you want to bet I do things your wife won't?"

 

[biseattlegirl]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/6743894db3c7f20d1a37dc2c1addda60/tumblr_nx77nrIv511ukqve3o1_540.jpg

Well shit, this is going to hurt.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/6743894db3c7f20d1a37dc2c1addda60/tumblr_nx77nrIv511ukqve3o1_540.jpg

Well shit, this is going to hurt.

"Honey, I swear I wasn't the one who scratched your new car. It must have been your stupid brother. Or maybe one of the kids."

 

[LostGirlTink]

http://www.emopuddle.com/uploads/gallery/album_6/gallery_22541_6_77105.jpg

"Let's skip the movie"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/65b2b4c2f968e4badaa0417b22c74d7c/tumblr_ofiwvfkixu1rphqceo1_540.jpg

"La La Land? What's that about? It sounds like a chick flick, babe. Besides, the Cowboys and Packers game is coming on soon.
It's going to be a great game. Aaron Rodgers is on fire but the Cowboys defensive line is totally - blah, blah, blah, blah, blah .... lol

(Okay, if you promise to do me again before the game starts and at half time too, well, then okay, we can stay home )

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/IoNjNa9.gif

"You're getting really, really close aren't you sweetie?"