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[numeniusa]

Benny Hill's sidekick?

The little baldy guy he used to slap on the head? Nope.

Graham Norton.

He's gay, you know that, right? I don't think he'd be 'in the vagina business' as Stephen Fry once put it, even in my dream. And no, it wasn't Stephen Fry either...

Ricky Gervais seems about right to me

Nope. I could not, in any nightmare even, imagine fucking David Brent

Hugh Laurie?

No. But, oh yes, please, may I?

I'm gong to describe the dream now... See if that helps.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ricky Gervais seems about right to me

Oh god, Ricky's a scream.

Hugh Laurie?

Ooo, Hugh...

I know... sigh...

Unfortunately Anthony Andrews has disappeared without trace (presumably with teddy bear tucked under arm), and Jeremy Irons seems to have gone a bit bonkers, making weird pronouncements about allowing gay marriage leading to people marrying their brothers and so on (what? ). Still a great actor, though. And married to the incredible Sinead Cusack, I love her.

Weirdos.

I don't think I know her, I'll have to look her up.

 

[numeniusa]

I'm in a hotel room. It's quite light, I think it must be day. The bed is quite low, there's lots of room behind it. And that's where we are.

I'm on my knees, bent over the end of the bed. There's no footboard. He (the comedian) is kneeling behind me. I can feel his arm around my waist, stabilising me. And he's inside me, thrusting wildly from behind. I'm loving it. I can feel every stroke.

And then I wake up.

And I'm fairly horrified. Because although I find this guy pretty funny in his various TV sketch shows, I absolutely do not find him in the least attractive. And I find his accent very grating.

But it was good. Very good.

(I told H about it. And later our cycling companions for the day, a broad-minded couple we often cycle with. They all thought it was hilarious, if a bit weird )

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm in a hotel room. It's quite light, I think it must be day. The bed is quite low, there's lots of room behind it. And that's where we are.

I'm on my knees, bent over the end of the bed. There's no footboard. He (the comedian) is kneeling behind me. I can feel his arm around my waist, stabilising me. And he's inside me, thrusting wildly from behind. I'm loving it. I can feel every stroke.

And then I wake up.

And I'm fairly horrified. Because although I find this guy pretty funny in his various TV sketch shows, I absolutely do not find him in the least attractive. And I find his accent very grating.

But it was good. Very good.

(I told H about it. And later our cycling companions for the day, a broad-minded couple we often cycle with. They all thought it was hilarious, if a bit weird )

It is funny! How about John Cleese?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

The little baldy guy he used to slap on the head? Nope.



He's gay, you know that, right? I don't think he'd be 'in the vagina business' as Stephen Fry once put it, even in my dream. And no, it wasn't Stephen Fry either...

Yes, I knew that. Hard to miss!

Young Stephen Fry in a turtleneck...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Russell Brand?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Russell Brand?

Mmm, nice eye candy, but I wouldn't want him to touch me.

 

[numeniusa]

It is funny! How about John Cleese?

Nope. His accent's OK, although he's a bit arrogant these days.

Yes, I knew that. Hard to miss!

Young Stephen Fry in a turtleneck...

Now, I'd have dinner with Stephen Fry (of any age) like a shot.

Russell Brand?

Nope. He looks like he needs a good wash. And the same accent issue with that one. And I don't find him funny, although I quite like his political writings.

This guy's sketch shows ran for a long time, different comedy partners, different leads. Even the odd Hollywood star popped up unexpectedly occasionally.

 

[numeniusa]

Good guesses all round so far

 

[ydahecnot]

Bob Hope (born in London)?

 

[numeniusa]

Bob Hope (born in London)?

No!

Bout my age, I think, my guy.

(This is going to be such an anti-climax when I cave and spill the beans... )

 

[hotoldrguy]

No!

Bout my age, I think, my guy.

(This is going to be such an anti-climax when I cave and spill the beans... )

so tall, short stocky thing...Long hair bald???? This is starting to drive me crazy now

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

No!

Bout my age, I think, my guy.

(This is going to be such an anti-climax when I cave and spill the beans... )

Well, I'm out of guesses. I'm a shockingly lazy Anglophile.

 

[AbsintheFather]

No!

Bout my age, I think, my guy.

(This is going to be such an anti-climax when I cave and spill the beans... )

I gave up . . . too uniformed on Brit comedians

 

[hotoldrguy]

James Corden?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Billy Connolly?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Cheeky Monkey? Oh wait that is not a guy it is an expression...

 

[numeniusa]

Actually, I'm amazed at how good the guesses have been from your side of the pond, people!

It wasn't Michael Palin, although.... *dreamy sigh*

OK, I'm going to dinner now, but I leave you one final clue.

"Suits you, Sir"

*embarrassed shuffle out of the door*

 

[AverageGary]

I'm in a hotel room. It's quite light, I think it must be day. The bed is quite low, there's lots of room behind it. And that's where we are.

I'm on my knees, bent over the end of the bed. There's no footboard. He (the comedian) is kneeling behind me. I can feel his arm around my waist, stabilising me. And he's inside me, thrusting wildly from behind. I'm loving it. I can feel every stroke.

And then I wake up.

And I'm fairly horrified. Because although I find this guy pretty funny in his various TV sketch shows, I absolutely do not find him in the least attractive. And I find his accent very grating.

But it was good. Very good.

(I told H about it. And later our cycling companions for the day, a broad-minded couple we often cycle with. They all thought it was hilarious, if a bit weird )

Please don't say it was Benny Hill

 

[hotoldrguy]

Actually, I'm amazed at how good the guesses have been from your side of the pond, people!

It wasn't Michael Palin, although.... *dreamy sigh*

OK, I'm going to dinner now, but I leave you one final clue.

"Suits you, Sir"

*embarrassed shuffle out of the door*

PAUL WHITEHOUSE!!! what did I win??

 

[AlliaPotestas]

PAUL WHITEHOUSE!!! what did I win??

But are you right? Harry Enfield also did the Suits you skit...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

PAUL WHITEHOUSE!!! what did I win??

I've just remembered it was Simon Day not Enfield that was the second tailor, in which case I am guessing you are right with Whitehouse (and was the shuffling out the door a nod to the old man, who always said bugger....)

 

[hotoldrguy]

I've just remembered it was Simon Day not Enfield that was the second tailor, in which case I am guessing you are right with Whitehouse (and was the shuffling out the door a nod to the old man, who always said bugger....)

Am I right or am I wrong...tune in tomorrow when Numi returns with the correct answer....the tension rises

 

[numeniusa]

Please don't say it was Benny Hill

Asked and answered, as they say. Just for the record, once more, nope. Not Benny Hill. Phew.

 

[numeniusa]

PAUL WHITEHOUSE!!! what did I win??

Yep. That's my guy... I'm really quite embarrassed

Not PW in 'Suits you Sir' costume, I should clarify. Well, I guess he was naked during our encounter

But are you right? Harry Enfield also did the Suits you skit...

I've just remembered it was Simon Day not Enfield that was the second tailor, in which case I am guessing you are right with Whitehouse (and was the shuffling out the door a nod to the old man, who always said bugger....)

Well, having checked myself, I see that it was Mark Williams who was the other tailor, but he did not feature in my rude dream. And hello, Allia. I have been meaning to PM you to say hello (and other things) for quite some days. I'm away for work just now, but I will, I will

Am I right or am I wrong...tune in tomorrow when Numi returns with the correct answer....the tension rises

So. There we have it. Paul Whitehouse. I am still slightly appalled. But I still remember how much, in my dream state, I was enjoying it

What would you like to be your prize, Guy?