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girlsmiley said:
It's an oldie but a goodie. It's similar to the fish under the seat one.

Ok. You buy you some prawns from the fish market and you cook them and eat them. Bit of lemon for your fingers. And you save the heads.

Does your friend have a car?

Ok. What you do is you stuff the prawn heads into the vents of his car, so that every time he needs air he cops a face full of rotten stinky prawn stink. Stinky prawn car for months.

The good thing about this is that he gets a smelly car, but you also get a full tummy. Win win.
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This is great because they'll stench up the ride even if the air isn't turned on.

Only bad side is not being around to see the reaction.

Hard_Rom said:
Egg the car.
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Spray painting or lobbing paint bombs is better.
 
I have scars from oysters and clam beds. Searching for anemones and butterfly fish can be bloody.
 
raindancer said:
I have scars from oysters and clam beds. Searching for anemones and butterfly fish can be bloody.
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Breaking news: raindancer moves up 10 spots on the North American fantasy Aussie surfing chick ratings list with this post.
 
Radiohead said:
I could, I just have a feeling you went north, not south. And I thought it was supposed to be raining
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It's a bit overcast, but nothing major. I've pulled a muscle in me bum haven't I. So I'm out of action for a few days.
 
girlsmiley said:
It's a bit overcast, but nothing major. I've pulled a muscle in me bum haven't I. So I'm out of action for a few days.
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Yesterday we were supposed to get a thunderstorm later today. Today, um, it might rain. Melbournites are always better meteorologists than the one who get paid to do it.

Is walking ok, or just overstriding that upsets it?
 
Radiohead said:
Yesterday we were supposed to get a thunderstorm later today. Today, um, it might rain. Melbournites are always better meteorologists than the one who get paid to do it.

Is walking ok, or just overstriding that upsets it?
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We had a sun shower yesterday. It was beautiful. :)

I'm off to see a doc soon so I'll know more then. Muscle strain in my lower back. It's all too familiar.
 
girlsmiley said:
We had a sun shower yesterday. It was beautiful. :)

I'm off to see a doc soon so I'll know more then. Muscle strain in my lower back. It's all too familiar.
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This is why I dont do pilates... its swears it will help...
 
Hard_Rom said:
Nothing actionable. We would hate to see Jennifer in jail. A lesbian video of her in jail maybe but not actually have her get thrown in the slammer.
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Thank you! I appreciate this. And thanks for all of the good ideas, everyone.
 
the shrimp head one was especially good, can stuff those goomers right into those holes/louvers in front of the wind shield
 
Someone I know just submitted a short story titled Chicken Soup for the Subservient Soul.

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Had a Urigasm today.

I had to pee so bad and almost didn't make it to the bathroom, but when I did, ahh, sweet Urigasm.
 
Excitement is the first phase of disappointment. I refuse to be excited until it's a certainty. Maybe not even then.
 
Wow, Benecito Del Torro is in Guardians of the Universe' great make up I would never have recognized him
 
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