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The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Like Books & Black Lives, Albums Still Matter

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+11°F outside here in south midtown Anchorage. Clear sky. And, my down sweater is hanging on the caribou rack in my office.
 
Fish is good. Be sure they are bottomfish. The smell never leaves.

Lacking fish, roll a frozen dog turd or two into the defroster vents.
 
Too sore to surf.

Someone come keep me company in this boring hotel.
 
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Had the weirdest dream about my uncle rubbing up on me last night. With his penis. He was dressed and all, but he kept... Yeah. Probably because of the reading. I'm horny but not for him, gross. Silly brain.
 
girlsmiley said:
Had the weirdest dream about my uncle rubbing up on me last night. With his penis. He was dressed and all, but he kept... Yeah. Probably because of the reading. I'm horny but not for him, gross. Silly brain.
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What book were you reading? Some new V.C. Andrews or something? :eek:
 
Phelia said:
It's rainy and I'm in a weird saddish-but-not-but-saddish mood and my brain is too full and gosh there are a lot of hills here but at least dat booty tight. I miss things I didn't expect, like cracking my window just a sliver to let icy breeze fingers tickle my neck, shoulders, and the small of my back. 2017 is terrifexcitifying and I should probably be in bed but instead I'm nostalgic for my GB n00b days a lifetime ago and the late night west coast gang.

Warm thoughts, to all of you.
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Even though most of the late night west coast gang is gone or off Lit these days, you now have the opportunity to revive the tradition!

You are welcome to some of our ice. Hell... just take all of it, we wouldn't care! We had an ice storm, tons of rain on top of the ice and then the temp dropped fast into the minuses, so we have ice on top of ice.
 
girlsmiley said:
I'm too brown to be a Dresden Doll lol. :D

No, I read a story here on Lit actually. It's called Sweet tooth. It's pretty steamy. The parts with the strap on. I've never tried it before. Kinda want to now.

https://www.literotica.com/s/sweet-tooth-7?page=1
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Ah. The same thing happens with me. Whatever I was reading or viewing before hitting the hay, their theme usually works its way into my dreams. Most often watching sci-fi series or reading smut comix.

I'll peep that story. Better not see your uncle when I go snooze, tho'! :D

raindancer said:
Nice gams, gs. :)
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Agreed. Blemish free sexy.

If she were a skateboarder instead of a surfer, might be a different story! :D
 
raindancer said:
Nice gams, gs. :)
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Thanks rainy. I like my legs. Good for wrapping around torsos and legs and throwing over shoulders etc. ;)

I've had my fair share of cuts and bruises in the water don't worry about that. I have a few small scars on the palms of my hands from hitting the reef. Cuts from oysters and rocks and the like and been stung, but I haven't been bitten.
 
IrezumiKiss said:
Ah. The same thing happens with me. Whatever I was reading or viewing before hitting the hay, their theme usually works its way into my dreams. Most often watching sci-fi series or reading smut comix.

I'll peep that story. Better not see your uncle when I go snooze, tho'! :D



Agreed. Blemish free sexy.

If she were a skateboarder instead of a surfer, might be a different story! :D
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I laughed out loud. :D

My uncle is tall and handsome! He's just not...

What am I saying. He's my uncle and he has a penis.

I'm just going to shut my mouth now.
 
Noor said:
You are welcome to some of our ice. Hell... just take all of it, we wouldn't care! We had an ice storm, tons of rain on top of the ice and then the temp dropped fast into the minuses, so we have ice on top of ice.
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The only thing I miss about the Ottawa Valley is people. The snow and ice can stay there!
Southwest part of province may have grey skies, but the margin of warmth ROCKS!
 
Gianbattista said:
I think this is true with a limit; i have opinions right for me and fully accept they are revelatory to who I am. Some are harsh. However among the strongest is the right for others to have and be able to propose the opposite opinions.

I think perhaps who we are in character is not summed up in a few expressed opinions but rather many, and perhaps most of all not in the opinions themselves in the little contradictions and hypocrisies we have that reveal our ....non alignment with our expressed or conscious opinions but the little joins and disjointed between them.
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True. I think it's mostly in the reveal, and in the how you reveal. There are people out there with toxic, damaged or hurt personalities that don't ride along well with rational mindsets and it shapes their worldview. Some are really good at hiding or suppressing the rotten enough to be able to operate in the world around others where they know their opinions will be in conflict and will mess with their daily grind. Some just don't give a fuck and let their flags fly freely, in or out. Others just stay home where it's safe and let anonymous shit talking do their sewer soul cleanse until the next refill.

girlsmiley said:
I laughed out loud. :D

My uncle is tall and handsome! He's just not...

What am I saying. He's my uncle and he has a penis.

I'm just going to shut my mouth now.
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http://media.tumblr.com/f9806e179a6c1374185061c7b1967345/tumblr_inline_mlj8meVRpn1qz4rgp.gif

Gotcha! :D
 
Jennifer said:
He has a penis and a new gas cap that locks. Any other suggestions?
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It's an oldie but a goodie. It's similar to the fish under the seat one.

Ok. You buy you some prawns from the fish market and you cook them and eat them. Bit of lemon for your fingers. And you save the heads.

Does your friend have a car?

Ok. What you do is you stuff the prawn heads into the vents of his car, so that every time he needs air he cops a face full of rotten stinky prawn stink. Stinky prawn car for months.

The good thing about this is that he gets a smelly car, but you also get a full tummy. Win win.
 
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