Hard_Rom
Northumbrian Skald
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He has a penis and a new gas cap that locks. Any other suggestions?
Egg the car.
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He has a penis and a new gas cap that locks. Any other suggestions?
It's an oldie but a goodie. It's similar to the fish under the seat one.
Ok. You buy you some prawns from the fish market and you cook them and eat them. Bit of lemon for your fingers. And you save the heads.
Does your friend have a car?
Ok. What you do is you stuff the prawn heads into the vents of his car, so that every time he needs air he cops a face full of rotten stinky prawn stink. Stinky prawn car for months.
The good thing about this is that he gets a smelly car, but you also get a full tummy. Win win.
Egg the car.
Too sore to surf.
Someone come keep me company in this boring hotel.
Spray painting or lobbing paint bombs is better.
I have scars from oysters and clam beds. Searching for anemones and butterfly fish can be bloody.
I could, I just have a feeling you went north, not south. And I thought it was supposed to be raining
I have scars from oysters and clam beds. Searching for anemones and butterfly fish can be bloody.
It's a bit overcast, but nothing major. I've pulled a muscle in me bum haven't I. So I'm out of action for a few days.
Yesterday we were supposed to get a thunderstorm later today. Today, um, it might rain. Melbournites are always better meteorologists than the one who get paid to do it.
Is walking ok, or just overstriding that upsets it?
We had a sun shower yesterday. It was beautiful.
I'm off to see a doc soon so I'll know more then. Muscle strain in my lower back. It's all too familiar.
Nothing actionable. We would hate to see Jennifer in jail. A lesbian video of her in jail maybe but not actually have her get thrown in the slammer.
the shrimp head one was especially good, can stuff those goomers right into those holes/louvers in front of the wind shield