The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Like Books & Black Lives, Albums Still Matter

[neci]

Sounds like a band.

An all-woman thrash-funk band.

With big titties.

https://67.media.tumblr.com/398c1a190faefb04e1504d5bf96af557/tumblr_n0amxwyAhn1r21x4qo1_400.gif

Way back in the day, I remember having a similar conversation with one of my first besties. We decided if we ever started a band I had to be the screamer. Possibly access to a tambourine. Lots o big titties. Lots and lots.

Zumi and the Do-Mi Do-Mi's

 

[yossi]

Why has Laurel forsaken us?

Because we're all a bunch of assholes. And not the good kind.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Saint Peter and the Lying Mysoginistic Twatwaffles

Pete and the Mysogintwaffles

Pete and the Miso Gin Tea Waffles


#LogicalProgression

 

[neci]

Pete and the Mysogintwaffles

All hail the mysogintwaffles!

Paint mona's titty and print for you album cover, please. Record nipple rings.

 

[Saint Peter]

All hail the mysogintwaffles!

Paint mona's titty and print for you album cover, please. Record nipple rings.

I can paint it from mammary.

 

[islandman]

What did you get?

I won this at a NYE party. It looks....cute if itty-bitty.

Perhaps now I can play my extensive collection of Simply Red out loud.

http://images.monoprice.com/productlargeimages/131941.jpg

http://www.monoprice.com/Product?p_id=13194&gclid=CO6XvoG5p9ECFc6PswodbDMB6A

 

[neci]

I can paint it from mammary.

Can you weld it out of steal?

 

[thør]

Because we're all a bunch of assholes. And not the good kind.

I took the FB test and I'm only 13% asshole.

 

[Saint Peter]

I won this at a NYE party. It looks....cute if itty-bitty.

Perhaps now I can play my extensive collection of Simply Red out loud.

http://www.monoprice.com/Product?p_id=13194&gclid=CO6XvoG5p9ECFc6PswodbDMB6A

That looks nice. Super efficient speakers are your friend.

 

[islandman]

That looks nice. Super efficient speakers are your friend.

Klipsch!

 

[Saint Peter]

Can you weld it out of steal?

I can weld them out of tit-tanium.

 

[Jennifer]

Anguish.

Fuck. What is the next logical step after sugar in the gas tank?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I can weld them out of tit-tanium.

Number one with a bullet-bra!

 

[islandman]

Anguish?

Does not sound like a speaker brand.



Now, if I could go back in time and find my Nakamichis......

 

[Saint Peter]

Klipsch!

https://cnet2.cbsistatic.com/img/ru5at-NmAje_uRHGWMfIf11N_RA=/570x0/2009/06/18/321852cb-f4d6-11e2-8c7c-d4ae52e62bcc/090608-fh-model.jpg


Blurt Bitch not included

 

[yossi]

I took the FB test and I'm only 13% asshole.

It brings down the average, but I still think we're hovering at about 93.4% asshole.

 

[Saint Peter]

Anguish.

Fuck. What is the next logical step after sugar in the gas tank?

A boot to the cunt.

 

[Disgustipated]

Anguish?

Does not sound like a speaker brand.



Now, if I could go back in time and find my Nakamichis......

My brother had those during the late disco era.

 

[Saint Peter]

It brings down the average, but I still think we're hovering at about 93.4% asshole.

We have a higher asshole percentage than hotdogs!

 

[Saint Peter]

Number one with a bullet-bra!

https://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/419983_f520.jpg

 

[islandman]

https://cnet2.cbsistatic.com/img/ru5at-NmAje_uRHGWMfIf11N_RA=/570x0/2009/06/18/321852cb-f4d6-11e2-8c7c-d4ae52e62bcc/090608-fh-model.jpg


Blurt Bitch not included

If she stands in the middle, one against her vagine and the other against her anus.....

Give that some thought.

 

[Saint Peter]

If she stands in the middle, one against her vagine and the other against her anus.....

Give that some thought.

Airlock. You will hear nothing.

 

[islandman]

My brother had those during the late disco era.

Disco Stew? No wonder you've got the cool gene.

I loved mine, but they were ancient by the time I got them, and they got a lot of use when I was at Uni. The brand has come back, but from what I understand it's more in the vein of beats by Dre and that type of audio now.

 

[Saint Peter]

https://cnet2.cbsistatic.com/img/ru5at-NmAje_uRHGWMfIf11N_RA=/570x0/2009/06/18/321852cb-f4d6-11e2-8c7c-d4ae52e62bcc/090608-fh-model.jpg

I can hear the ocean.

 

[Saint Peter]

https://cnet2.cbsistatic.com/img/ru5at-NmAje_uRHGWMfIf11N_RA=/570x0/2009/06/18/321852cb-f4d6-11e2-8c7c-d4ae52e62bcc/090608-fh-model.jpg

I can also smell the ocean.