The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Like Books & Black Lives, Albums Still Matter

[ryan8558]

Blonde, of course.

Definitely

This was just before Mrs. Claus made a big pot of reindeer chili.

Or Santa chili...

 

[thør]

That's a hipster doofus for you.

Howdy, thor.

Hey, iGuy. Merry Christmas and the best of the season to you!

I hope all is good in your neck of the non-woods.

I hear the Norwegians might be moving in nearby.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[raindancer]

Damn Murph, hope you used power equipment to save yourself from carpal tunnel syndrome

I will next time. No one needs to endure a broken wrist and cunt combo. :sad:

 

[HarryHill]

Or Santa chili...

..
Mz Claus' maiden name was Lecter?

 

[HarryHill]

I wonder what colour hair santa had before it went white.

..
Sure and he was a Ginger

 

[thør]

I will next time. No one needs to endure a broken wrist and cunt combo. :sad:

Choose the appropriate doctor to explain how you got CTS (carpel tunnel syndrome).

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

rainy, love

Have you been getting enough direct sunlight ?

Seasonal cycles.

Mother nature does it like the idea of fetuses emerging into ice cold conditions.

(She does not calculate, she just pays attention to Now.)

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15621633_10154841031036350_7938414006343665494_n.jpg?oh=b047634ee803c0ba3930087481494a84&oe=58FB8E07

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[raindancer]

Choose the appropriate doctor to explain how you got CTS (carpel tunnel syndrome).

I already discussed a broken cunt with her so it's all good. Heh.

rainy, love

Have you been getting enough direct sunlight ?

Seasonal cycles.

Mother nature does it like the idea of fetuses emerging into ice cold conditions.

(She does not calculate, she just pays attention to Now.)

I am vitamin D deficient so I take supplements. I usually get at least an hour of direct sunlight a day. I have to be careful because too much sunlight can cause flare ups and cause a lot of pain. I do think my body misses being outside for hours a day. Bah.

 

[Pookie]

This was just before Mrs. Claus made a big pot of reindeer chili.

Mrs. Claus has some kinky reindeer games.

 

[Pookie]

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?
Petey The Pissed Off Reindeer

https://grasshoppernews.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/15-1-3.gif?w=1024&h=762

 

[Not Normal]

I wonder what colour hair santa had before it went white.

Red if you believe the Santa Claus is Coming to Town special.

 

[Wings]

Ugly baby.

 

[Radiohead]

I masturbated for an hour. And my orgasm was so tiny that I cried of anger.
I hope my cunt isn't broken again.

I do think its the solo part thats causing problems, darling

 

[HarryHill]

I do think its the solo part thats causing problems, darling

..
I agree, after awhile all fantasies pale

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Hmmmm

You can be covered up, up to your eyeballs.
As long as the sunlight hits your retina,
there are good effects.

 

[spacekowboy]

I got some vitamin D for ya....

 

[RobDownSouth]

I do think its the solo part thats causing problems, darling

..
I agree, after awhile all fantasies pale

Don't be afraid to ask for help!

 

[raindancer]

It takes a village!

 

[HarryHill]

..
Surviving Christmas
...

 

[Saint Peter]

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?
Petey The Pissed Off Reindeer

https://grasshoppernews.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/15-1-3.gif?w=1024&h=762

I told the fucker to stop tweeking my nose.

 

[Saint Peter]

I feel like swimming some laps.

This is strange because I never enjoyed swimming laps. It seemed circular and pointless. Tonight it sounds like fun.

 

[thør]

I feel like swimming some laps.

This is strange because I never enjoyed swimming laps. It seemed circular and pointless. Tonight it sounds like fun.

What's her name?