The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Like Books & Black Lives, Albums Still Matter

[Not Normal]

I would
Have you got a cold!

YOu're not allowed to admit you'd fuck Gordon Ramsey and then question my choices, Missy.

 

[lovetoread]

eh, i agree

 

[Fata Morgana]

YOu're not allowed to admit you'd fuck Gordon Ramsey and then question my choices, Missy.

It's when he does those one word commands when cooking. I can see him stood stark bollock naked with his cock in his hand bellowing 'Bird' then 'Baste'.

Phwooaaarrrr.

 

[Fata Morgana]

YOu're not allowed to admit you'd fuck Gordon Ramsey and then question my choices, Missy.

Plus you said BUDDING.

 

[Not Normal]

It's when he does those one word commands when cooking. I can see him stood stark bollock naked with his cock in his hand bellowing 'Bird' then 'Baste'.

Phwooaaarrrr.

HA!

Plus you said BUDDING.

Oh Shit, I did.

 

[Fata Morgana]

HA!


Oh Shit, I did.

Hence my cold joke! Ffs I can understand having to explain my jokes to trysail but frankly I'm disappointed in you. Fucking put Bluey on. I need a word with her about this.

 

[spacekowboy]

Gordon Ramsey is a cunt who would get stabbed in my kitchen.

 

[Killswitch1]

The hell are you still up for this late on Sunday night?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Gordon Ramsey is a cunt who would get stabbed in my kitchen.

Oh he can stab me in the kitchen. Repeatedly.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The hell are you still up for this late on Sunday night?

Hey up the fucking sleep police is on patrol again.

 

[Killswitch1]

Hey up the fucking sleep police is on patrol again.

No hey Im thrilled by your presence it's not often we get you this late.

 

[spacekowboy]

Oh he can stab me in the kitchen. Repeatedly.

Gross. Seriously.

Him and his greasy frosted tips deserve an ass kicking.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Gross. Seriously.

Him and his greasy frosted tips deserve an ass kicking.

He can grease my frosted....oh okay we could do this all night and KS wants me to go to bed.

Nighty night cunts.

BIRD

BASTE

 

[Killswitch1]

He can grease my frosted....oh okay we could do this all night and KS wants me to go to bed.

Nighty night cunts.

BIRD

BASTE

No you have that backwards. I want to grease you and lick your frosting or whatever were talkin about....lol

 

[deehere]

It sure did.

I was thinking strictly typical MN bar stuff. I had never heard of a snit served with a Bloody Mary until I moved up here or hazelnuts in margaritas fir that matter.

Aglao, what is a snit?

 

[Saint Peter]

A snit is hanging a lip.

 

[Disgustipated]

Aglao, what is a snit?

Satanic nun in training.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I thought it was related to a hissy fit.

 

[Saint Peter]

What is a snit of beer?
(US, dialect) A beer chaser commonly served in three-ounce servings in highball or juice glasses with a Bloody Mary cocktail in the upper midwest states of United States including Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Michigan, and Illinois. The bartender served us each a snit with our Bloody Marys this morning.

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[deehere]

Oh, maybe I'll make coconut rice pudding for Friday.

That sounds so yummy!

 

[RobDownSouth]

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I learn quite a bit of new things everyday surfin' a porn board!

 

[Disgustipated]

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23 Facts That Will Totally Fuck With Your Perception Of Time

 

[deehere]

Hey

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Thanks St. Peter, I had never heard that term before

 

[Disgustipated]

Thanks St. Peter, I had never heard that term before

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Pluto will always be a planet in our hearts. Never forget.

Scientists are assholes.