The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIII: N. 12° 38.1' W. 61° 21.4'

[IrezumiKiss]

I like this new thing you're doing with the self-puffery, Luk. You're like a left coast Zumi.

Man, I must be missing out on something, by not staying on the GB three-fourths of every day of my twilight old man years fishing for women who wouldn't fuck me to screw-twist with '80s-era bro-douche tactics, desperately dry-dick needling other posters for being in relationships I'm too empty of buckshot in the nutsack to make happen for self and trying to make rape great again for my fap fuel.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/a06e69fb90fd1251f8b2b564d951c6f3/tumblr_mfrwsnfQuW1rg6kg3o4_250.gif

Oh, did I mention I have a gorgeously handsome son who fucks a Guess model? Yeah, I guess it's easier to live my ain't shit life through his cock instead of jacking off to daydreaming about my daughter's cunt soaking up jizz from various nimrods.

https://media.giphy.com/media/mQuMTZd4fwdDG/giphy.gif

OH WELP.

https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/qWQJL0Mmg47FAjKZ5obNcrO53v0/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2016/11/14/049/n/1922398/7cc6d11648e0f1bd_tumblr_oc8ljjHN8Y1vtuw60o2_500/i/When-Your-Sworn-Enemy-Starts-Venting-About-Something.gif

Lemme take my new space-age snowblower out of my three-car garage and ride around the yard a bit...I just love the way it vibrates, ya see!

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15338683_10157881959435080_5836433264627834798_n.jpg?oh=3ab85218381032ccf893f2834e8d9cac&oe=58BE8DD8

 

[Lorilei]

Fata! I kept seeing something out of the corner of my eye, and it turned out there was a spider in my hair!

I thought you would want to know.

 

[Lancecastor]

Oh look, here's one of the BlurtGang's favorite sons now, with another fine example of the kind of posts you all enjoy.

Man, I must be missing out on something, by not staying on the GB three-fourths of every day of my twilight old man years fishing for women who wouldn't fuck me to screw-twist with '80s-era bro-douche tactics, desperately dry-dick needling other posters for being in relationships I'm too empty of buckshot in the nutsack to make happen for self and trying to make rape great again for my fap fuel.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/a06e69fb90fd1251f8b2b564d951c6f3/tumblr_mfrwsnfQuW1rg6kg3o4_250.gif

Oh, did I mention I have a gorgeously handsome son who fucks a Guess model? Yeah, I guess it's easier to live my ain't shit life through his cock instead of jacking off to daydreaming about my daughter's cunt soaking up jizz from various nimrods.

https://media.giphy.com/media/mQuMTZd4fwdDG/giphy.gif

OH WELP.

https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/qWQJL0Mmg47FAjKZ5obNcrO53v0/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2016/11/14/049/n/1922398/7cc6d11648e0f1bd_tumblr_oc8ljjHN8Y1vtuw60o2_500/i/When-Your-Sworn-Enemy-Starts-Venting-About-Something.gif

Lemme take my new space-age snowblower out of my three-car garage and ride around the yard a bit...I just love the way it vibrates, ya see!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Oh look, here's one of the BlurtGang's favorite sons now, with another fine example of the kind of posts you all enjoy.

You ain't gonna touch it, though.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/786f5ca688291184e01ae3102b742fbd/tumblr_inline_nooeadoVc41qfa8wb_500.gif

Maybe it's that you can't. Need a stepladder, Villechaize?

 

[Killswitch1]

I posted an xhamster video link I believe it may have been another site, Idk, with a girl twerking in a blue leopard print bodysuit to Katy Perry Dark Horse.

She was some cosplayer and it's the only thing I don't have from my old computer that I miss!

It wasn't that long ago within a few months or so I suspect.

Can anyone find it for me?

 

[neci]

Last time I mentioned this, people got all weird about it...but women who have had children can be trained to start lactating again at any time with the right training.

quite true.

 

[silver gurl]

Sitting in a med clinic, waiting for a doctor, is so much fun in Québec.

 

[Killswitch1]

Wouldn't mind seeing a couple lit hotties twerk to Dark Horse like Aphro, Rainshine, Aqua and so on...

 

[Killswitch1]

and silvergurl...lol

 

[Lancecastor]

Comparing him to Luk messed zumi up.

Relax, weeble.

 

[Lancecastor]

Sitting in a med clinic, waiting for a doctor, is so much fun in Québec.

BlurtGrrls are a sickly bunch.

Good thing you're not in Ohio. New bill passed there today would limit your options.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Comparing him to Luk messed zumi up.

Relax, weeble.

You ain't mess shit up, sit your froggy ass down.

This the best you got? Pushing rope this early? Noticed you get weak with the words once you get put on the spot.

 

[Lancecastor]

Noticed you get weak with the words once you get put on the spot.

Actually, I don't read your "posts" and haven't in years, not since you started with all that faux ghetto gif nonsense.

However, as we can see, you read my posts quite religiously...I just wanted to say sorry for comparing you to Luk; you're obviously much gayer than he is.

 

[silver gurl]

BlurtGrrls are a sickly bunch.

Good thing you're not in Ohio. New bill passed there today would limit your options.

You have been on a posting spree. House arrest again?

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://68.media.tumblr.com/ec4d43de11f79575dfd6e75becb6760d/tumblr_o12elqTehS1u8lj26o1_1280.jpg

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Actually, I don't read your "posts" and haven't in years, not since you started with all that faux ghetto gif nonsense.

Sure you "don't read" my posts, bitch. Just like you're "not reading" them now.

http://media.tumblr.com/404562f160b89127cb37114382e0d37e/tumblr_inline_muwk9wAgGf1qcee2y.gif

However, as we can see, you read my posts quite religiously...I just wanted to say sorry for comparing you to Luk; you're obviously much gayer than he is.

Hey, you're all over the place, tooting your horn and lifting your hind leg to mark your territory to defend against all those other noobs ruining your Gee Bee Experience...how could I not read them, Short Round?

But yeah, looks like all your one-shot pistol is good for is just waiting and waiting and waiting for a "Blurt Grrrl" to post about her life so you can pull her pigtails and call it charming or something. At least be a real man when slinging your broke game and take yourself off incog instead of milking this pretend stealth shit like a bargain-basement ninja.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You have been on a posting spree. House arrest again?

Guess those three cars in his garage have been making good homes for spiderwebs.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Please give lanceepoo some slack. The IRA bombing he was caught up in obviously gave him brain damage or PTSD.

 

[Emerson40]

I have occasionaly received some beautiful, inexplicable PMs from Garnate, that may have included reference to Irish car bombs.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fata! I kept seeing something out of the corner of my eye, and it turned out there was a spider in my hair!

I thought you would want to know.

Holy Mamary! How big was it? Did you kill it?

 

[spacekowboy]

I thought I was the only one who called her tits Irish Car Bombs.

Garnate, you lying bitch.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The holy trinity, Baileys, Jamesons and Guinness.

Balaclava optional.

 

[Emerson40]

Irish creams.

 

[Lorilei]

Holy Mamary! How big was it? Did you kill it?

Nah, it was little, I re-homed it to the woods.