The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIII: N. 12° 38.1' W. 61° 21.4'

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It's fine, I've seen it my whole adult life. You can rest easier because I'd never want to touch your dick with Hash's mouth.

I don't suck internet dick. I'll leave such things and expertize to you naughty, naughty Blurt girls
 
Hashtag, can I inquire about your "blurt girl, blurtbitches, etc." commentary?
I was wondering what that's all about? I've been reading those labels for a while and I'm curious.
 
Hashtag, can I inquire about your "blurt girl, blurtbitches, etc." commentary?
I was wondering what that's all about? I've been reading those labels for a while and I'm curious.

You're not one of them, rest assured
 
The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Those naughty, naughty blurt girls

You for example should have stayed over in the poetry forum...you've never added anything of value here unless you count debasing this forum's content.

Sure, you snagged yourself a woman...don't get me started on that (besides, she's great entertainment)...but we really don't care about what you're having for lunch.
 
Dear Santa,

Please bring someone some reading comprehension and keyboard cleaner.

Oh, and a fresh pack of Sharpies!

He's been such a good lil' elf this year.


Happy HO HO HO to you,

Em
 
How to tell when someone has lost their mind: They keep saying "we" when everyone else is standing around asking who the fuck he's talking about.
 
Another dumbass alt. I'm starting to think there hasn't been an actual new poster here since 2007.
 
Mostly it relates to intelligence, Gimp, and it's been sliding towards zero for a long time.

The discussions were higher grade...the insults were better...the humour was sharper...the drama was deeper....and there was a lot more creativity.

The smarter ones left in waves...lots of passionate litsters left during the Dryer Lint Exodus, for example.... Lavender and most of the intelligent women left when the GB was Playgroundized by the idiots who (for example) think the battle for who gets to name the next blurt thread is important.

More recently, the decision to Moderate and ban users and content on the GB has killed off another chunk of users and/or turned them into haters on the Alt/Ban/Refresh wheel every 50 posts.

As internet usage increased, the user base became increasingly reflective of the USA general population (that's never good for any product or service)....as a text-based site like this sunsets as a format, the user base becomes less current and increasingly backwater.



edited to add: and the women were way, way, way, way smarter and better looking.

Fuck me I agree with Lance on pretty much all of this.

Except not just the women, but I know how much you miss dollparts. ;)
 
Fuck me I agree with Lance on pretty much all of this.

Except not just the women, but I know how much you miss dollparts. ;)

I'm not sure a GeeBee full of dollparts, Wholly Drivel, GarbageCan, koaladipshit and vettebirther were much better. "Better" being relative, of course.

lance is just upset because throughout the years, no one, not even the aforementioned freaks give him the attention he so craves.
 
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