The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIII: N. 12° 38.1' W. 61° 21.4'

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Lancecastor]

Leftover Reuben for breakfast? I don't see why not.

http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/8-great-scenes-from-pee-wees-big-adventure-6.jpg

 

[VaticanAssassin]

When the fuck did Facebook start pimping peoples junk?

On a side not it is rather amusing to see what some people try to sell....

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Eggs you have to crack into a bowl, then wisk, then pour. It's pretty time intensive and makes dirty dishes.

I'm more of an over easy kinda gal. Even if I wanted scrambled, I still don't think I could do egg substitutes.

This.

I get the convenience of it all, but nothing ever compares to seeing this on a sammich:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/62/3b/8a/623b8a2cacad415ed52c30e8bddb418e.jpg

then biting into that sammich and have the yolk split, run down and sop into all that goodness.

http://static.flickr.com/93/240993908_41a6e1606f.jpg

Eggs were given to us by The Creator for this very purpose and it is inviolate proof that The Goddess loves ush.

My oldest buddy has this awful girlfriend. He's always had poor judgment when it comes to women, but this one is REALLY annoying.

We go out drinking - she's there
We go golfing - she's there.

FFS we could go piss in the woods and she'd be there.

For the past year, I don't think I've ever seen him without her shadowing the poor man.

And she's REALLY annoying. E.g., I tell him what a cocksucker he is and she gets all nasty with me about calling him names.

I don't know what he sees in her, but I'm about to put an ad on Craigslist for a new buddy.

What does she look like? Good thing about gals is that gals know other gals. Just ask her to bring along a friend and then you can double date.

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/55bf18eae4b036c52ebfbf0a/t/57bc06f4ebbd1a30a1b4ef8a/1472693790192/My+Love+Story%3A+Double+Date

I keep an old roasting tin around for shells because I bake them and put them around the plants slugs love the best.

I knew it...you're the slug princess!

https://ferrebeekeeper.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/169854__art-douglas-bicalho-naruto-tsunade-girl-animal-earrings-blonde-slug-fist_p.jpg

You have to read/watch Naruto to get this ref, but trust me, it's a good thing!

 

[Lancecastor]

I had, black coffee and a cigarette

In Canada that's called "whore's breakfast".

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Lancecastor]

Canada big on stating the obvious?

Apparently!

 

[JohnnySavage]

What does she look like? Good thing about gals is that gals know other gals. Just ask her to bring along a friend and then you can double date.

She's not bad looking. Sordid family history. Moms killed dad and quartered him... went to prison... then pardoned by the Gov.

On the Hot/Crazy graph though, she's in the danger zone.

http://i.imgur.com/TQl95Ji.jpg

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Aglaopheme]

She's not bad looking. Sordid family history. Moms killed dad and quartered him... went to prison... then pardoned by the Gov.

On the Hot/Crazy graph though, she's in the danger zone.

http://i.imgur.com/TQl95Ji.jpg

Ha! Is she a redhead?

 

[Aglaopheme]

This.

I get the convenience of it all, but nothing ever compares to seeing this on a sammich:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/62/3b/8a/623b8a2cacad415ed52c30e8bddb418e.jpg

then biting into that sammich and have the yolk split, run down and sop into all that goodness.

http://static.flickr.com/93/240993908_41a6e1606f.jpg

Eggs were given to us by The Creator for this very purpose and it is inviolate proof that The Goddess loves ush.

Zumi, you're treading on dangerous ground with all this talk of the creator and eggs.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Ha! Is she a redhead?

Long black hair. She could be a witch.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Bookishleigh]

I seriously need a break, a vacation, a Purge (like the movie), something.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Unicorn

TBH this sounds better than slug princess, but thank you for the compliment I do not understand Zumi

The character is a powerful mage, possessing inhuman strength and wields immense healing magic that she gets from being the benefactor of a slug god.*

plus nice boobs.



*the slime of slugs and snails have been used for its medicinal/healing properties in many civilizations worldwide.

 

[1HF]

The graph made me chuckle.

My breakfast consisted of coffee. And then more coffee.

I got woken up early today but feel very cheerful.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Long black hair. She could be a witch.

https://img42.com/CxN3D+

Hmmm. Can't quite see the downside of this yet.

Is her voice really nails-on-chalkboard or something?

 

[spacekowboy]

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark and Twisted Dreams of My Youth.

 

[Lancecastor]

I seriously need a break, a vacation, a Purge (like the movie), something.

Cali, Cali...I don't think so.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I love the idea of eating with Zumi. I think it would be a truly sensual experience.

Ha! Funny you say this, as food has always been on the side of the sensual with me. Visceral pleasures do go together, after all.

Someone said earlier this year on here that I should do a food tour or something. Go to a joint, do a little chowing down, then walk it off to the next spot. Maybe when you get here we can do that, time, energy and weather permitting.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Wrong Element]

Certain people ought to be satisfied with just being monumentally stupid, and should never ever try their hand at humor.

 

[Not Normal]

Ha! Funny you say this, as food has always been on the side of the sensual with me. Visceral pleasures do go together, after all.

Someone said earlier this year on here that I should do a food tour or something. Go to a joint, do a little chowing down, then walk it off to the next spot. Maybe when you get here we can do that, time, energy and weather permitting.

I believe that's on Bluey's bucket list.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]