For those of you living in an alternate reality

[Magnetron]

HRC is going to be elected President next week.

 

[Ms_Ann]

HRC is going to be elected President next week.

Maybe she'll fix your Obamacare so you can get your hemorrhoids fixed.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I read today HRC promises MEGATRON can marry his blow up doll.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

We'll know next Wednesday am.

 

[Magnetron]

Might as well embrace the horror now and get it over with.

 

[Ms_Ann]

I read today HRC promises MEGATRON can marry his blow up doll.

Is it bigamy if he marries two?

 

[Magnetron]

Might as well embrace the horror now and get it over with.

I said horror; not whore.

 

[phrodeau]

Is it bigamy if he marries two?

The first would be inflatrimony.

 

[Ms_Ann]

The first would be inflatrimony.

Blowing them up could be considered foreplay.

 

[Magnetron]

The first would be inflatrimony.

And if I accidentally popped her, it would be inflatricide.

 

[sr71plt]

Maybe she'll fix your Obamacare so you can get your hemorrhoids fixed.

Of the two, she's the only one who's tried to work on that.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Of the two, she's the only one who's tried to work on that.

His hemorrhoids?

 

[Magnetron]

I won't be one of the many with roid rage as I sit through the election results laughing my ass off.

 

[sr71plt]

His hemorrhoids?

I purposely left it open for you to do the Trump deflection shuffle. And off you went.

 

[Ms_Ann]

I purposely left it open for you to do the Trump deflection shuffle. And off you went.

It should only cost me about 20 grand to fix his obamaroids.

 

[M. Jordan]

HRC is going to be elected President next week.

Why do you feel so strongly about this?

 

[RoryN]

HRC is going to be elected President next week.

I have a thread saying the same thing.

I made it in 2013.

 

[M. Jordan]

I have a thread saying the same thing.

I made it in 2013.

I do hope that you are both right.

 

[Not Normal]

I do hope that you are both right.

I do too, but the numbers the last couple days are scaring the living fuck out of me.

 

[nerfhearder]

I do too, but the numbers the last couple days are scaring the living fuck out of me.

Me, too. That plus the fact that Trump has done everything everyone said he couldn't do. The uneducated have been underestimated and it's entirely possible they will fuck us all.

 

[RoryN]

I do too, but the numbers the last couple days are scaring the living fuck out of me.

I honestly think that's the point.

Look for record turnout next week.

 

[Not Normal]

Me, too. That plus the fact that Trump has done everything everyone said he couldn't do. The uneducated have been underestimated and it's entirely possible they will fuck us all.

First it was "he won't make it to the first primary." Then it was "he won't win any states." Then it was "there's no way he can win the monination." Now it "There's no way he wins it all." TERRIFYING.

I honestly think that's the point.

Look for record turnout next week.

I sure hope so.

 

[nerfhearder]

I honestly think that's the point.

Look for record turnout next week.

A record turnout could go either way. Might actually be better off with lower numbers. Hard to know for sure until then. Gonna be a rough Tuesday.

 

[silver gurl]

I do too, but the numbers the last couple days are scaring the living fuck out of me.

This.

I honestly think that's the point.

Look for record turnout next week.

Or not. Two of the most hated candidates in history, could make a lower voting turn out.
Tuesday will be all nighter.

 

[Gerontion]

In the 1300's two different books were in popular circulation in Europe: The Travels of Marco Polo, and The Travels of John Mandeville. Both were about travels through Central and East Asia.
Polo's stories were based on actual realities and observations, or identified as stories he heard. His version was largely discounted.
The Mandeville stories were fictional fabrications by someone who apparently never left England. These stories were widely accepted and popular.

Looking at some of the information being circulated around this election - and the public's reaction - it appears we haven't advanced much since the 14th Century.