The Bohemian Candy Hideaway v2

haha chicken. Women like boner stories.

They'll get plenty here. XD

Next one. I was on an airplane, got one right after I finished my business. exited the lavatory and there was a mom fixing her kids shirt at my waist height turns around and just sees it jutting from my pants.(I might put this one on your thread. XD)
 
They'll get plenty here. XD

Next one. I was on an airplane, got one right after I finished my business. exited the lavatory and there was a mom fixing her kids shirt at my waist height turns around and just sees it jutting from my pants.(I might put this one on your thread. XD)

hahahaha yes please do!! Totally reminded me of my total embarrassment on the plane to Missouri recently. Guy sitting next to me... Not asleep but eyes closed listening to music. I open my soda and the cap flies on the floor. Thinking.. There is no way I'm holding this damn thing the whole flight, so I look down and realize there really is no bending room but I can see it, so I try and move it with my foot first. Then say fuck it. Bend over and grab for it just as my head brushes his leg, I feel him jump. I look up, grin and say "Sorry, just trying to get the lid" he smiles and I am sure I turned purple..

Little bit later the flight attendant brings me some coffee and I ask for a cup of ice (since I'm a weenie about it being too hot) I fishing ice out of the cup to put in my coffee and one goes flying right into his lap. :eek: Even the lady next to him busted up laughing this time. I turned red again and said "Ugh, I guess I might as well just introduce myself at this point" He laughed, shook my hand and told me his name.
 
hahahaha yes please do!! Totally reminded me of my total embarrassment on the plane to Missouri recently. Guy sitting next to me... Not asleep but eyes closed listening to music. I open my soda and the cap flies on the floor. Thinking.. There is no way I'm holding this damn thing the whole flight, so I look down and realize there really is no bending room but I can see it, so I try and move it with my foot first. Then say fuck it. Bend over and grab for it just as my head brushes his leg, I feel him jump. I look up, grin and say "Sorry, just trying to get the lid" he smiles and I am sure I turned purple..

Little bit later the flight attendant brings me some coffee and I ask for a cup of ice (since I'm a weenie about it being too hot) I fishing ice out of the cup to put in my coffee and one goes flying right into his lap. :eek: Even the lady next to him busted up laughing this time. I turned red again and said "Ugh, I guess I might as well just introduce myself at this point" He laughed, shook my hand and told me his name.

lol...
 
hahahaha yes please do!! Totally reminded me of my total embarrassment on the plane to Missouri recently. Guy sitting next to me... Not asleep but eyes closed listening to music. I open my soda and the cap flies on the floor. Thinking.. There is no way I'm holding this damn thing the whole flight, so I look down and realize there really is no bending room but I can see it, so I try and move it with my foot first. Then say fuck it. Bend over and grab for it just as my head brushes his leg, I feel him jump. I look up, grin and say "Sorry, just trying to get the lid" he smiles and I am sure I turned purple..

Little bit later the flight attendant brings me some coffee and I ask for a cup of ice (since I'm a weenie about it being too hot) I fishing ice out of the cup to put in my coffee and one goes flying right into his lap. :eek: Even the lady next to him busted up laughing this time. I turned red again and said "Ugh, I guess I might as well just introduce myself at this point" He laughed, shook my hand and told me his name.

Dirk Diggler?
 
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