The world is made up of those that say they wank.... and liars
Morning all
Same here! Although I'd really like to get tanked up & wrap a baseball bat round someone's fucking head
*makes note: do NOT fall out with Femme!!*
Right folks, I'm offski!! Might catch you all later
Aww babe! You sound far too stressed
Come on, let's snuggle on your sofa and forget the world. You need to learn to ignore the people who are mean for no other reason than for their own enjoyment, it is quite a sad way for them to live- spending their time being cruel because they lack the tolerance and understanding that everyone is different.
Let's build an ice castle and sing "Let it go" as loud as we can
Now. Do you want to be Elsa or Anna?
's though, no negotiation. 
I must admit, I have never watched Frozen so I haven't a clue who's who. I like the name Anna so I shall have her, so to speak
I would love to snuggle on my sofa with you. You know I'll try to behave too. Lots of
Yeah, I'm going to do what I want to do, (within the site rules) and anyone who doesn't like it can go whistle. If I want to drag you into the broom cupboard, I shall.
Whhuuuttt??? Sigh. Fine.
*puts Frozen on the To-Do list for our next dirty weekend away*
Ha. You? Behave? PAH!
Ok babe - just breathe and let go. Rise above it and use the block button if needs be. This is supposed to be a place for fun and entertainment is all, there will always be bullies in life - don't give them another second of your time or energy.
So, shall we dance the night away? Fred Astaire and Ginger whatever-her-name-is (fuck, my memory is sooo bad!) OR Johnny and Baby???
Or are I imagining the whole weekend? I must be...
You better bring it now, otherwise I'll be devastated. *grin* And I'm always behaved. In fact, if memory serves me right, the last dirty weekend, you were the bad one!
Excuse the rambling, I'm on morphine.
You definitely can be Ginger Roberts. You're obviously sexier so you need a sexier dress than thr stuff she used to wear... How about you wear...um...nothing?
Lets dance, baby!
(its a pity it means you are in bad pain - so for that).
Sigh. I know. BUT. in my defence - I didn't know you were going to wear the mankini I bought you AND jump out at me when I knocked on the hotel door. It's not MY fault you scared those little kids and parents in the corridor!!!
Lol. You know I love you on morphine - a high Wonky is even funnier than a grounded one
URGH. Now Wonks. I ain't swinging this bod of mine naked like that! I'll have your eye out!
from you and pull you onto me so you can have a lot more. I have to admit, I'm very fucking high at the moment and imagine I'll be high for a while to come! Listen, those kids will repress that memory and go on to lead happy and normal lives...I hope! The mother liked what she saw though, i definitely got a wink and if I had more time, could have persuaded her to join us for a threesome.
I'll take that
You know that body of yours is swingable. I will take the risk of a nope tearing my eye out. The rewards far outweigh the risk.
Erm. I think it was the dad who had more of the wink going on towards you..
Haha, aw babe! You should be riding the waves properly - not stuck on here trying to type with one eye shut as you prod at each key wondering why the fuck G keeps coming out as H...
LOL - a nope?? nope?? what's a nope? nipple I think maybe? Point proven, honey
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!! *slaps head*
My nickname for a nipple is "nope"...honest. *Looks round shiftily.*
Well, if I wasn't here with you, you'd be here all alone. No-one else is around so I'm fulfilling my gentlemanly duties and keeping you company... Before I drag you away and hump you to exhaustion.
Sexy, right?
Smiles - it's ok sweety, I need to go soon anyways - got a long day tomorrow and I seriously think you maybe shouldn't be online when high without my supervision, god knows where you'll end up!! *shudders to think*.
I am so flattered and feel privileged to be humped by you, damn right it's sexy haha
Goodnight Wonky, take care during the night
Glad we've provided some laughs.
Hi phil
Hope your weekend kicked off well, sorry to cut and run but I gots me a date with some zzzzzz's soon
