How To Seduce A Lit-Man

[SlyderInside]

Depending on the man...

Send him a message: 'I want to... ' insert laundry list of nasty, perverted things that you long to do to him with your fingers and tongue and... you get the idea.

Give him a 'use by' date, sit back and see if he bites.

*dashes off to wait by his inbox.

 

[default24]

Give him a 'use by' date, sit back and see if he bites.

Sounds a little bit like groceries. Sexy groceries

 

[barefootgirl69]

Speigel was way hotter. Thanks for the panty fetish

How many fetishes do you have?

So I can get ready

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*dashes off to wait by his inbox.

Give a woman a reason to want to approach you.

Sounds a little bit like groceries. Sexy groceries

Familiarize yourself with his kinks and dangle them in front of him like a sparkly purple strap-on.

 

[SlyderInside]

Give a woman a reason to want to approach you.

What, my relative anonymity and obviously not-me aren't enough to warrant interest? *huffs*

 

[DayMaker]

What, my relative anonymity and obviously not-me aren't enough to warrant interest? *huffs*

Intriguing and mysterious is a good look too...as long as you don't take it too far.

 

[DayMaker]

Speigel was way hotter. Thanks for the panty fetish

Wait! You like panties???

Shit. I've been trying to seduce you with my boobs. No wonder it's not working.

*wanders off grumbling to herself*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I haven't read the entire thread, but I assume boobs has already been cited.

 

[DayMaker]

I haven't read the entire thread, but I assume boobs has already been cited.

I think it has, more than once. But I think we've left out the "ass-man" demographic.

We are very inclusive here at Lit.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

What, my relative anonymity and obviously not-me aren't enough to warrant interest? *huffs*

Uh... actually it's your username that leaves me with panties like the Sahara.

Sorry dude.

I haven't read the entire thread, but I assume boobs has already been cited.

In the o.p., even!

 

[default24]

I think it has, more than once. But I think we've left out the "ass-man" demographic.

We are very inclusive here at Lit.

Yes, for fuck's sake, let's not forget them!

 

[SlyderInside]

Uh... actually it's your username that leaves me with panties like the Sahara.

Sorry dude.

Honesty crisp enough to be refreshing. That in and of itself plays into the thread incredibly well.

This is already my second nick since I joined years and years ago, are you suggesting I think of a third?

 

[Trekka]

It's clear that she nose what she's doing.

I just got seduced. This seduced me. Oops wrong thread.

 

[DayMaker]

Honesty crisp enough to be refreshing. That in and of itself plays into the thread incredibly well.

This is already my second nick since I joined years and years ago, are you suggesting I think of a third?

Did you get put in the Lit-ness Protection Program?

 

[SlyderInside]

Did you get put in the Lit-ness Protection Program?

I'm not the only one with seductive puns tonight!!

 

[DayMaker]

I'm not the only one with seductive puns tonight!!

Are you enjoying watching my puns?

 

[SlyderInside]

Are you enjoying watching my puns?

They look quite nice. I mean, uh, read.. Um.... Boobs.

 

[Suz_anne]

I am shocked to find my inbox empty. My mention of boogers didn't seduce anyone?

*wanders away muttering* It worked so well that one time...

 

[yellowrocket]

You left out the feet men, and the ones that want to watch you get fucked by other men.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You left out the feet men, and the ones that want to watch you get fucked by other men.

I think you're confused...

 

[DayMaker]

I am shocked to find my inbox empty. My mention of boogers didn't seduce anyone?

*wanders away muttering* It worked so well that one time...

Wait patiently, and your boogie-man will come.

 

[Orangesliice]

I talked about boogers. That's my seduction style. *struts*

Seems legit, got me hooked

 

[SlyderInside]

Wait patiently, and your boogie-man will come.

*pun-swoons*

This is how to do it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Honesty crisp enough to be refreshing. That in and of itself plays into the thread incredibly well.

This is already my second nick since I joined years and years ago, are you suggesting I think of a third?

Thanks!

Heaven forbid- let a woman pick it out this time!

 

[yellowrocket]

They were talking about sending boobs and ass pics to seduce a man. Just saying those other two groups seem to have a rather vocal representation lots of places other than this thread.