I'm tetchy. Let's fight.

Phelia

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Today's been a series of mounting frustrations that have left me in a rather sour mood. It doesn't happen very often, so I like to relish the feelings while they last.

Get in here and let's find something to tussle over.
 
Den

Today's been a series of mounting frustrations that have left me in a rather sour mood. It doesn't happen very often, so I like to relish the feelings while they last.

Get in here and let's find something to tussle over.
At times like these masturbation helps. Either fuck yourself or fuck off!:D
 
The Hulkster deserved to have his privacy. Gawker crossed the line.



*produces his Marion Morrisons*
 
I don't want to fight.

I have renamed my kitten to Erma. Her new name is Erma Lily. Right now, she is heartily fighting a milk ring.

Does that make you smile?
 
Hmmm, I don't know how this started, but I can clearly see that something is wrong. Something wrong like you aren't in the kitchen. Then also I can hear you....that's not right.
 
I don't want to fight.

I have renamed my kitten to Erma. Her new name is Erma Lily. Right now, she is heartily fighting a milk ring.

Does that make you smile?

:heart: (heart smiles)

my fat cat, the hater who attacks every other cat in the neighborhood, made friends with the new kitten next door. he lets her sleep on him.

also - phelia. if you go see the new pete's dragon, bring lots of tissues.
 
*pees in corner*

Bad! Bad girl! *swats you on the nose and bottom with a rolled up newspaper. Pretends to be mad but gives you secret pets when nobody's looking*

*makes popcorn*

Oh great. Now it smells like popcorn in here and I'm going to want a snack. *newspaper swats*

p.s. I was being SARCASTIC when I said "Oh great."

You want to go throw some jerks out of my thread?
I am told they want beating ;)

I can try but I'll have to limit myself. If it starts to feel like a good deed I'll lose my grump to a flood of self-congratulatory endorphins.

At times like these masturbation helps. Either fuck yourself or fuck off!:D

https://www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/did-i-ask-you-to-speak.gif
 
Oh great. Now it smells like popcorn in here and I'm going to want a snack. *newspaper swats*

p.s. I was being SARCASTIC when I said "Oh great."


I can try but I'll have to limit myself. If it starts to feel like a good deed I'll lose my grump to a flood of self-congratulatory endorphins.

https://youtu.be/yyvECYtrhDM
 
:heart: (heart smiles)

my fat cat, the hater who attacks every other cat in the neighborhood, made friends with the new kitten next door. he lets her sleep on him.

also - phelia. if you go see the new pete's dragon, bring lots of tissues.


She seems to love her brother, Leo Bug. He likes her too but she 1. won't stop walking on him and 2. won't stop biting his tail. He will growl quietly at her and then get up and walk away. He's a really good boy.
 
Today's been a series of mounting frustrations that have left me in a rather sour mood. It doesn't happen very often, so I like to relish the feelings while they last.

Get in here and let's find something to tussle over.

Tussle is such a lovely word. :)



Um... I mean... your mama wears combat boots. :cool:
 
She seems to love her brother, Leo Bug. He likes her too but she 1. won't stop walking on him and 2. won't stop biting his tail. He will growl quietly at her and then get up and walk away. He's a really good boy.

awe! she just has to show him who the boss is.
 
The Hulkster deserved to have his privacy. Gawker crossed the line.



*produces his Marion Morrisons*

I am willing to concede that point, but it still stands that the jury award was ricockulous that the Peter Thiel factor is deeply fucked. Any symbolic and/or incremental gains for personal privacy are massively outweighed by the blow to the free press and a ton of collateral damage.

That wasn't even a satisfying fight, Yawn Wayne! Now THAT makes me mad. So, good job.




http://i.imgur.com/TbCULHg.gif

I don't want to fight.

I have renamed my kitten to Erma. Her new name is Erma Lily. Right now, she is heartily fighting a milk ring.

Does that make you smile?

That is heartwarming and adorable.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V7BbfC7_s70/UtSvt3amyII/AAAAAAAABSM/RZtnwx-7aqY/s200/grumpy-cat-8141_preview_zps9177ab07.png

Hmmm, I don't know how this started, but I can clearly see that something is wrong. Something wrong like you aren't in the kitchen. Then also I can hear you....that's not right.

Pig. The worst part is that I bet Laurel paid you 27% more for that post than she paid me for this one. Equal pay for equal posts! Actually, mine are better. Pay me more!!

:heart: (heart smiles)

my fat cat, the hater who attacks every other cat in the neighborhood, made friends with the new kitten next door. he lets her sleep on him.

also - phelia. if you go see the new pete's dragon, bring lots of tissues.

I didn't even know they made one! Will do - thank you! :kiss:

I mean

*scowl*


Well that was fucking charming and lovely. Goddamnit.
 
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