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Whatsamatta sweet pea?
Bring it!
At times like these masturbation helps. Either fuck yourself or fuck off!Today's been a series of mounting frustrations that have left me in a rather sour mood. It doesn't happen very often, so I like to relish the feelings while they last.
Get in here and let's find something to tussle over.
I don't want to fight.
I have renamed my kitten to Erma. Her new name is Erma Lily. Right now, she is heartily fighting a milk ring.
Does that make you smile?
*pees in corner*
*makes popcorn*
At times like these masturbation helps. Either fuck yourself or fuck off!![]()
Oh great. Now it smells like popcorn in here and I'm going to want a snack. *newspaper swats*
p.s. I was being SARCASTIC when I said "Oh great."
I can try but I'll have to limit myself. If it starts to feel like a good deed I'll lose my grump to a flood of self-congratulatory endorphins.
(heart smiles)
my fat cat, the hater who attacks every other cat in the neighborhood, made friends with the new kitten next door. he lets her sleep on him.
also - phelia. if you go see the new pete's dragon, bring lots of tissues.
Today's been a series of mounting frustrations that have left me in a rather sour mood. It doesn't happen very often, so I like to relish the feelings while they last.
Get in here and let's find something to tussle over.
She seems to love her brother, Leo Bug. He likes her too but she 1. won't stop walking on him and 2. won't stop biting his tail. He will growl quietly at her and then get up and walk away. He's a really good boy.
The Hulkster deserved to have his privacy. Gawker crossed the line.
*produces his Marion Morrisons*
I don't want to fight.
I have renamed my kitten to Erma. Her new name is Erma Lily. Right now, she is heartily fighting a milk ring.
Does that make you smile?
Hmmm, I don't know how this started, but I can clearly see that something is wrong. Something wrong like you aren't in the kitchen. Then also I can hear you....that's not right.
(heart smiles)
my fat cat, the hater who attacks every other cat in the neighborhood, made friends with the new kitten next door. he lets her sleep on him.
also - phelia. if you go see the new pete's dragon, bring lots of tissues.
You did! But it's all in fun. I have popcorn.