The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[thør]

I understand.

Being a pool bunny is not for everybody. No shame in that.

There are bunnies in the back yard. Do I need a pool?

 

[lovetoread]

ok, i snorted, thanks Zumi

 

[Saint Peter]

There are bunnies in the back yard. Do I need a pool?

Get the smoker fired up.

 

[thør]

Get the smoker fired up.

In the morning. SWMBO has a hen party here this afternoon/evening. Beef ribs will be going on in the morning. Thank you for reminding me, I need to dry brine them.

 

[HarryHill]

Its one thing to plunge to your death in a hot air balloon with 15 other people, but to be burning alive while it is happening is a dreadful image.

Also, how do you get 16 people in the hot air balloon to begin with?

..... http://medesign.seas.upenn.edu/uploads/Courses/crowbar.jpg

 

[Pookie]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/6da4ea3f4e14c30359063f910f525994/tumblr_o5i1m5I8m61udh5n8o1_400.gif

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Wings]

I am so going to be Rainy's friend! Even if her dick is bigger than mine.



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Headed to IKEA, pray for me.

 

[thør]

Headed to IKEA, pray for me.

Get some lingonberry jam!

 

[CleverCowardice]

Perfect. Sun is out and balls-blazing hot while I mow the lawn, but when the shit work is out of the way and I'm all set to grill that's when the fucking thunderstorms roll in.

The weather girl should have to flash me her tits as recompense.

 

[Disgustipated]

You need a big dick to handle an IKEA.

 

[Disgustipated]

Holy shit

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/30/us/texas-hot-air-balloon-crash/index.html

Hot air balloon with 16 aboard crashes in Texas; no survivors

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/30/us/texas-hot-air-balloon-crash/index.html

Hot air balloon with 16 aboard crashes in Texas; no survivors

What a terrifying death.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13876377_584374785089192_563137361045716422_n.png?oh=a7564246d60ff94827f083336de6677a&oe=5820AEFB

 

[thør]

Perfect. Sun is out and balls-blazing hot while I mow the lawn, but when the shit work is out of the way and I'm all set to grill that's when the fucking thunderstorms roll in.

The weather girl should have to flash me her tits as recompense.

You need a cover for the outdoor grill patio.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[trysail]

...Trust me.

(1) "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
(2) "The check is in the mail."
(3) "I'll respect you in the morning."
(4) "I won't cum in your mouth."


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[yossi]

Why would there not be cum in the mouth? What an awful promise.

 

[spacekowboy]

I am so going to be Rainy's friend! Even if her dick is bigger than mine.

There needs to be video of this please. Thanks.

 

[thør]

Why would there not be cum in the mouth? What an awful promise.

There are non-trusting souls out there.

 

[CleverCowardice]

Why would there not be cum in the mouth? What an awful promise.

Because some bitches don't deserve my seed.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I am in so much trouble.

 

[thør]

ok, i snorted, thanks Zumi

http://blog.caranddriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Jeep-Wrangler-Pickup-Gladiator-Concept-626x382.jpg

You need a new Jeep.

 

[ElizabethWest]

(4) "I won't cum in your mouth."

That is not an option.

 

[thør]

That is not an option.

Damn, I don't have a pool.