The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

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I wonder if could find that man so he could scream at me about how I'm ruining a great movie again.
 
I wonder if could find that man so he could scream at me about how I'm ruining a great movie again.

A pair of loud women sat next to me at open mic night. I could barely hear the outta tuns singers singing outta tune.
 
That's a lot of ice cream.

All 5 gallon buckets are not the same. You need one with some beef to it, not some little orange pussy bucket from the Homo Depot.

Spackling buckets are a good choice. Wash them out good or the bar owner will tell you to not come back to open mic night.

Trust me on this.
 
There are currently three people at my pool. My sister, myself, and the lifeguard. Quiet for a Saturday.

It looks like more, though. Damn the gin. :mad:
 
Its one thing to plunge to your death in a hot air balloon with 15 other people, but to be burning alive while it is happening is a dreadful image.

Also, how do you get 16 people in the hot air balloon to begin with?
 
i was gonna go out and look at wranglers today, then i chickened out

i really am scared to go back into debt

Really? Fuck. These jeans used to be heap cheap back in the day.

http://www.lonestarhatters.com/images/13mwz_lg.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MFull3_dXBQ/maxresdefault.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MasjlAlaQyk/maxresdefault.jpg

Fucking retro-loving, nostalgia-fad-creating, cost-of-living-for-formerly-inexpensive-items-surging hipsters ruin everything now! :mad:
 
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