The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[ElizabethWest]

Damn, I don't have a pool.

Concessions can be made.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Because some bitches don't deserve my seed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuvEJ-U1UDc

 

[Que]

There are currently three people at my pool. My sister, myself, and the lifeguard. Quiet for a Saturday.

It looks like more, though. Damn the gin.

~lifeguards thought-bubble: bow chicka bow wowww

 

[thør]

Concessions can be made.

I will put new cushions on the deck chairs.

 

[ElizabethWest]

~lifeguards thought-bubble: bow chicka bow wowww

He didn't really look the type.

I will put new cushions on the deck chairs.

What about seat warmers? It gets cold up there.

 

[yossi]

Because some bitches don't deserve my seed.

Fair point.

 

[Disgustipated]

dead cat drone?

Dead cat drone.

http://www.businessinsider.com/arti...ne-cow-copter-bovine-personnel-carrier-2016-5

 

[yossi]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/1c7dccde1c6a6cca79681881756a5c11/tumblr_inline_nvpj3tWUaF1qlak20_500.gif

 

[Wings]

You need a big dick to handle an IKEA.

Good thing I married one!

 

[HarryHill]

Think you shut them all up, poor short dick mofos

 

[TheJadge]

Pale Irish girls with toys are my new turn on visual.

 

[CleverCowardice]

Autumn is entirely too far away.

 

[lovetoread]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/6cef16e9a329d193ef3b2c94ecb08af3/tumblr_nbdr6kCzzt1rze0r3o1_400.gif

 

[thør]

What about seat warmers? It gets cold up there.

Not for a while.

 

[thør]

Autumn is entirely too far away.

Never ever wish for time to pass more quickly.

 

[yossi]

I'm enjoying the summer. I like heat.

 

[thør]

I'm enjoying the summer. I like heat.

Summer is good here, too.

 

[yossi]

Summer is good here, too.

I like summer just about anywhere.

I like escaping air conditioning and warming myself in the sun.

 

[thør]

I like summer just about anywhere.

I like escaping air conditioning and warming myself in the sun.

Summer is not my favorite time as my hay fever allergies act up.

 

[yossi]

Summer is not my favorite time as my hay fever allergies act up.

Have you happened to try eating pollen from local bees? It helped calm my allergies a lot this year.

 

[Sean]

#TrumpSacrifices is trending on Twitter.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Autumn is entirely too far away.

Finally. Someone who talks sense on here.

 

[trysail]

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I like summer just about anywhere.

I like escaping air conditioning and warming myself in the sun.

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[girlsmiley]

I just sent my hairdresser a thank you text.

She loves my hair. She said, "You look lovely."

Awww shit.

 

[Conager]

I like summer just about anywhere.

I like escaping air conditioning and warming myself in the sun.

We call that "heat stroke," 'round these parts.

I just sent my hairdresser a thank you text.

She loves my hair. She said, "You look lovely.":

Mine tells me the very same!