The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Farawyn]

Bloody Mary.

 

[Farawyn]

I might have to rewatch some of last nights viewing... assuming i can manage to find the time today.

Staggy.

You still have a lampshade on your antlers.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Staggy.

You still have a lampshade on your antlers.

Ssshhhhhh! Darn you!
Don't tell him about the lipstick I put on him, either!

 

[Blue]

I'm drinking orange juice out of shot glasses.

What has my life come to.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I'm drinking orange juice out of shot glasses.

What has my life come to.

Is there vodka mixed with that OJ?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Bloody Mary.

I like having bars open 24/7 where you can go at 0900 and no one bats an eye.

 

[cookiecat]

I like having bars open 24/7 where you can go at 0900 and no one bats an eye.

That's called my house.

 

[Blue]

Is there vodka mixed with that OJ?

Nope. I'm a P.G. alcoholic.

 

[Farawyn]

fine. YOU tell me about the lipstick you'd dare to scrawl on a White Stag.

Is it the usual treasonously humiliating words? The stereotypical dick on my cheek? Possibly inappropriate lip/ kiss marks? Or did you get creative with artful little spirals? Tiny crimson foot prints, perhaps?

I've never had such a morning, never been to such a party. Neither made nor kept those kinds of friends.

This morning however started obscenely early with "daddy.... I had a accident"

Bleary eyed, appetite destroying, soupy poopy duty; pre-coffee.

The rest of this exasperating morning has been enough to make me consider drinking non-medicinally before lunch.

~ ~ ~

wow... re reading this post; it looks way more angry than the tired, slightly annoyed/ mildly amused tone I intended.

It's actually pretty perfect.

 

[cascadiabound]

I might have to rewatch some of last nights viewing... assuming i can manage to find the time today.

Last I'd checked the two of us were rather companionably drinking and reminiscing about desserts we have known...

*checks for lipstick marks in the mirror*

oh...now I remember...some asshole failed to endorse me for president ...lol...and I didn't even insult his wife or father ...signed madam President (hah)

 

[cookiecat]

fine. YOU tell me about the lipstick you'd dare to scrawl on a White Stag.

Is it the usual treasonously humiliating words? The stereotypical dick on my cheek? Possibly inappropriate lip/ kiss marks? Or did you get creative with artful little spirals? Tiny crimson foot prints, perhaps?

I've never had such a morning, never been to such a party. Neither made nor kept those kinds of friends.

This morning however started obscenely early with "daddy.... I had a accident"

Bleary eyed, appetite destroying, soupy poopy duty; pre-coffee.

The rest of this exasperating morning has been enough to make me consider drinking non-medicinally before lunch.

~ ~ ~

wow... re reading this post; it looks way more angry than the tired, slightly annoyed/ mildly amused tone I intended.

Must be something in the air. Poop has ruled my last 2 days. I haven't thought about or talked about poop this much ever before. WTF?

Happy hour must commence soon.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

fine. YOU tell me about the lipstick you'd dare to scrawl on a White Stag.

Is it the usual treasonously humiliating words? The stereotypical dick on my cheek? Possibly inappropriate lip/ kiss marks? Or did you get creative with artful little spirals? Tiny crimson foot prints, perhaps?

I've never had such a morning, never been to such a party. Neither made nor kept those kinds of friends.

This morning however started obscenely early with "daddy.... I had a accident"

Bleary eyed, appetite destroying, soupy poopy duty; pre-coffee.

The rest of this exasperating morning has been enough to make me consider drinking non-medicinally before lunch.

~ ~ ~

wow... re reading this post; it looks way more angry than the tired, slightly annoyed/ mildly amused tone I intended.

I just put it on your lips, man. Sheesh

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

(shoulda followed that with "why so serious?")


*rubs lips*

awww maaan. did you have to go with waterproof?

It's staining, as well.
Three days of beautiful, ruby red lips!

 

[cascadiabound]

(shoulda followed that with "why so serious?")


*rubs lips*

awww maaan. did you have to go with waterproof?

I like the artful footprints or spiral ideas....

you have provided so much fodder for future mischief.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I like the artful footprints or spiral ideas....

you have provided so much fodder for future mischief.

Agreed!
We should celebrate.
Drinks are on me tonight .
Who wants to come get drunk?

 

[Farawyn]

Agreed!
We should celebrate.
Drinks are on me tonight .
Who wants to come get drunk?

Buh???

 

[cascadiabound]

with a face penis there's not much for it but to mix a little olive oil with dawn, grab a scotch pad & scrub that shit raw. I may not have had the face penis experience before, but plenty of xp getting permanent markers off skin before work. Oil defeats most things waterproof.

But tiny fairy footprints? You could wear that proudly all over bumbershoot.

As for spirals; I have stories about spirals.

(yay I remembered/ figured out how to link)

Bumpershoot??!!??

meet you there!

I'll be the one with little red fairy foot prints linked with spirals across my back.

 

[cascadiabound]

haven't been in years. Many years.

Also; not medicated anymore. Although I'm waaaay better at coping without meds, that kind of overstimulation is more than a bit too much.

The cacaphony is only half of it.

i always liked Folklife more than bumpershoot anyway.
been years for me too.

 

[Farawyn]

2 Bloodys
1 Brooklyn Summer
Gallons of water
Oysters
Lobstah roll

Now Sam Adams Boston.


Next?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

That's called my house.

*gets in the car*

Okay I'm coming...

 

[MyNameIsNO]

2 Bloodys
1 Brooklyn Summer
Gallons of water
Oysters
Lobstah roll

Now Sam Adams Boston.


Next?

Where's my iced tea LI?

 

[Farawyn]

Where's my iced tea LI?

Too much tokillya in that.

 

[Farawyn]

Just realized how much I say this, and how many things I say this about

Wow? kicked that habit years ago

Spaghetti? not in years

Big cultural/ music festivals? Not in the last decade

Dom? Not since my daughter was born

Sub? twelve years

I could go on... getting progressively more depressing.

I haven't smoked pot since 1989. That's about the only habit I've kicked.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Too much tokillya in that.

NEVER!!

 

[Farawyn]

mistakenly allowed myself to be hotboxed once. (also more than a decade ago) The one and only time I ever got high with pot. Was actually a very unpleasant experience. Eyes kept gittering and would not focus.

It also marked the last time I ever hung out with stoners, which at another time in my life, was fairly regular.

Last time, Metallica concert at the Garden.
During Sanitarium I realized I had lost my shit.

Pot is huge again. Here in the high schools. Benzos, too, for some reason. I figure it's the kids stealing their parents' meds.