The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[Conager]

What about guinea pig people with purple cars?

I feel like I have parachuted into some conversation that I will never quite grasp the conversational thread, therof.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Saint Peter]

Some people could care less what color the car is and be more interested in the price, miles, motor, condition, options, and how banging the stereo is.

 

[Not Normal]

You said something that meant a lot to me, and I'm still somewhat conflicted about it. I can't tell you that it meant a lot to me. I can't let you have that power and knowledge. I can't allow you that closeness.

 

[Saint Peter]

AJ only cares if the dry rotted tires will last long enough to get it to his trailer.

*concrete blocks*

 

[Conager]

Fits like a glove.

Except for their constant revulsion of all things sexual. That is probably the missing piece of the puzzle. Explains the flight to another county after friends and family urged seeking counseling.

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a drunk lady that just wanted someone to talk to the other day. She was clearly drunk and kept going back inside for a nip. in the course of conversation several times she expressed disdain for friends of hers that like to go to bars. She said that's just not me I just can't see hanging out someplace just to get drunk. Says that her friends tease her for always just ordering coffee. Obviously she just doesn't want to show her drunk side in public.

 

[Not Normal]

AJ only cares if the dry rotted tires will last long enough to get it to his trailer.

*concrete blocks*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-LyxrqdSNo

 

[Conager]

As opposed to dog people in silver cars or cat people with yellow cars. I'm a mixed species person with a black car.

Odd. I never would have assumed that about you. You always seem to be 100% human to me sometimes even like 105%

 

[Saint Peter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-LyxrqdSNo

Sweet!

 

[hashtag45]

Some people could care less what color the car is and be more interested in the price, miles, motor, condition, options, and how banging the stereo is.

That's because you're a cheap mofo who probably dresses in farmers overalls, because they're practical and last longer.

So here you go, pop psychology for you.

 

[Saint Peter]

The dog people and cat people comparisons leave out a number of us that like cats and dogs.

The reptile people are fucking weirdos.

 

[Saint Peter]

So here you go.

That's because you're a cheap mofo who probably dresses in farmers overalls, because they're practical and last longer.

So here you go, pop psychology for you.

Except for their constant revulsion of all things sexual. That is probably the missing piece of the puzzle. Explains the flight to another county after friends and family urged seeking counseling.

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a drunk lady that just wanted someone to talk to the other day. She was clearly drunk and kept going back inside for a nip. in the course of conversation several times she expressed disdain for friends of hers that like to go to bars. She said that's just not me I just can't see hanging out someplace just to get drunk. Says that her friends tease her for always just ordering coffee. Obviously she just doesn't want to show her drunk side in public.

 

[hashtag45]

So here you go.

Try again, dummy.
You quoting the Trifecta of idiots no longer gets under my skin.

 

[Saint Peter]

That's because you're a cheap mofo who probably dresses in farmers overalls, because they're practical and last longer.

I spent decades wearing these at work. But I was just a stupid fabricator and a cheap mofo.

http://contentinjection.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/easy-to-wear-duck-bib-overall-carhartt.jpg

 

[Lyricalli]

I notice my retro mint green was not mentioned either.

I find the entire thing discriminatory and divisive. I'm appalled someone would spread that kind of thing here.

I feel like I have parachuted into some conversation that I will never quite grasp the conversational thread, therof.

I guess you've never met a guinea pig person, or it would all be clear.

 

[Saint Peter]

Try again, dummy.
You quoting the Trifecta of idiots no longer gets under my skin.

That fucker has more brains than your entire family.

 

[hashtag45]

That fucker has more brains than your entire family.

Did that fucker fuck yours? And ended up popping all you goat-fvkers? Samosa-wagon style?

 

[Lyricalli]

So here you go.

edited for brevity

edited for brevity

Try again, dummy.
You quoting the Trifecta of idiots no longer gets under my skin.

He quoted two people, you being one of them. While it's delightful to see you declare yourself an idiot, it's even better that you've given proof that you can't count to three.

 

[hashtag45]

Good point actually, lol

 

[Saint Peter]

He quoted two people, you being one of them. While it's delightful to see you declare yourself an idiot, it's even better that you've given proof that you can't count to three.

It counted itself twice, one for each sexual identity.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Conager]

I find the entire thing discriminatory and divisive. I'm appalled someone would spread that kind of thing here.





I guess you've never met a guinea pig person, or it would all be clear.

I'll have you know that, though the pain has dulled over the years, I still recall with sadness the spot Tribble is buried.

I blame the industrial guinea pig mill complex for his short life. That, in short, was the trouble with tribbles.

 

[Lyricalli]

I'll have you know that, though the pain has dulled over the years, I still recall with sadness the spot Tribble is buried.

I blame the industrial guinea pig mill complex for his short life. That, in short, was the trouble with tribbles.

I'm very sorry to hear about Tribble.

So, you identify as a guinea pig person? Is it the purple car that caused you confusion?

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm getting angry.

They don't show the young man being pinned down and shot in the chest, and then shot and shot again, but they show the people gathering to hug the police for their loss. They don't show the other bloke who was shot and shot again in the car -bleeding to his death- with a little girl in the back seat. Show the whole story, not just one fucking side.

And now some mongrel fucking cop over here thinks he can pull a gun on a bloke for being over the alcohol limit. Fucking makes me sick.

Fuck!!!!

 

[Conager]

I'm very sorry to hear about Tribble.

So, you identify as a guinea pig person? Is it the purple car that caused you confusion?

I had not paged back and could not fathom why the two would be connected.

I did once have a purple bug, but only because a buddy mentioned he had VW shell in his backyard he didn't need.

Tribble becoming my pet briefly was odd. I was seeing this girl that wanted a bunny for Easter so I got her a dutch dwarf. Her husky ate it. Shortly after that, for reasons I couldn't quite understand, she bought me a guinea pig that I didn't particularly have that much interest in having. Later it seemed it was some sort of going away present. As in, "Im leaving here something to remember me by!" which seems an odd concept.