Lancecastor
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Blurtbitch equivalent...it's not gender-specific.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining
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Blurtbitch equivalent...it's not gender-specific.
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Chop!! Chop!!
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Truth. *nods*
GimpyIntellect
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Lance, are we Blurt bitch boys?
Conager
¿Que? Cornelius!
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with the capital O it looks all weird. in lowercase, not so much.
'one's sense of self' is right
what i usually do is either check it or reword it till it sounds better. but then i've a thing for overuse of the hyphen so....
I over-use commas and semicolins to the point that my sentences are barbed wire.
Partially, my penchant for run-ons.
I don't worry too much about my spelling; I've got an app for that called LukAtMahSpellin'.
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¿Que? Cornelius!
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I dunno about Lance, but you can be my blurt bitch bro anytime, Gimp.
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I guess if you're filthy rich, you don't need to buy lottery tickets. He's lucky. Only 25% survive their first heart attack. Then again the drugs and booze should have killed him long ago. Iron constitution, luck or a deal with the devil.
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Just saw the Instagram...he looked like shit, sat on the corner of the drum riser playing lackadaisically, then got up and stumbled behind the stack of amplifiers. He had the presence of mind to switch the master on/off on the head to "off" as he left the stage.
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To golf, or not to golf. That is the question...
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Hurts like fuck! I always thought there were no pain receptors inside the body. Wrong!
Heart attacks seem to come with a denial symptom. You attribute it to almost anything but. Even with classic symptoms of:
•Pressure, tightness, pain, or a squeezing or aching sensation in your chest or arms that may spread to your neck, jaw or back
•Nausea, indigestion, heartburn or abdominal pain
•Shortness of breath
•Cold sweat
•Fatigue
•Lightheadedness or sudden dizziness
At his age and past history the last 5 may be common health issues for him.
All I felt was ache then pain in my back which spread to my chest. Docs surprised by that. Threw them first time as they went looking for another reason for my emerg visit. So now when I get an ache in upper back I start to worry.
About 60 days to recover from a heart attack. He will be on a small handful of pills probably after this.
Lancecastor
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Lipstick on a pig....
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I'm sure it's beautiful. Embrace the grump and have fun with it!
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Do you just need my attention so badly you'll say anything? You're worse than a toddler. I see you. Don't worry, I still don't like you. Can you go bother someone else now?
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Is lance good at anything? He's not even a good troll.
Lancecastor
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It was rhetorical, little girls. Shut up.
Trump Bump!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news...happy-with-prospect-of-trump/article30846115/
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¿Que? Cornelius!
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Hey, that beta-orbiter duty is Bobs' job.
You know, come to think of it, he has been less attentive since he figured out "Teh Ginger" was not just a passing phase.
Carry on.
#ButButHesTall....
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Lancepoo was probably about to launch into some description of his latest love. But got turned on after the important bit and had to step AFK for a quick wank of his tiny cock.
There is no good reason to go from red to brunette. Unless done on a whim for shits and giggles.
Any man who says he does not like redheads is a liar.
There is no good reason to go from red to brunette. Unless done on a whim for shits and giggles.
Any man who says he does not like redheads is a liar.
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Even his fellow Canunk, Cade, was a much more dangerous troll. And Cade at least had the decency to not grovel to Laurelle to get his name(s) back.
I can see why he's so upset all the time. To play second troll fiddle to Cade. LOL.
I can see why he's so upset all the time. To play second troll fiddle to Cade. LOL.
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¿Que? Cornelius!
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You laugh out loud at your own "idiocracy?"
Wings
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Lance comments because he's bored and I'm about the only game in town right now. You comment because your man-crush on Rob is unrelenting. Reality has nothing to do with your posts, you just need to put Rob in your metaphorical mouth. That's okay, he's a pretty neat dude, I understand your crush.
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¿Que? Cornelius!
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Did you mean to quote me
Quoting your fawning seemed appropriate when I was commenting on your fawning attention.
Historically, that was Bobs' job.
What part of that befuddled you?
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