Are Prostitutes Snazzier Than Normal Women?

[IrezumiKiss]

Are Prostitutes Snazzier Than Normal Women?
A Fat Assay by Joe Schmoe

Is it less stylish to dress up normal women than with prostitutes? Nyeamaybe, and here is why.

When you have to style a normal girl, it's by no means "free". You have to take her out to get measured, buy her shirts, jackets, skirts, and pants, and you might have to go to two or even three shoe stores before you will have dinner with her. If you add up the total costs of these excursions, it would be schmapproximately around $7,943.05 dollars.

ORIGINAL FASHIONS HERE (I am the author of this parody thread, by the way)

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[pensivepoet]

All women are prostitutes.
Think they wear those heels for the comfort?
Except Jezzi.
Pretty sure she wears Red Wing boots and muddy overalls.

 

[nerfhearder]

Westerns always show the hookers looking all good and clean. Nobody looked like that back then. They used to talk about how hot Annie Oakley was. Ever put an eye on her? Holy cow! Standards were low out there.
And don't get me started on Big Nose Kate.

 

[pensivepoet]

Westerns always show the hookers looking all good and clean. Nobody looked like that back then. They used to talk about how hot Annie Oakley was. Ever put an eye on her? Holy cow! Standards were low out there.
And don't get me started on Big Nose Kate.

That was Doc's weakness.
He was loyal to a fault.
I wouldn't fuck Ms Kitty with eeyore's dick.
She was always raggin bout somethin.
I don't blame Matt for chasin outlaws.

 

[nerfhearder]

That was Doc's weakness.
He was loyal to a fault.
I wouldn't fuck Ms Kitty with eeyore's dick.
She was always raggin bout somethin.
I don't blame Matt for chasin outlaws.

I always if Matt got upset when Miss Kitty had a client which was probably quite often considering that was how you got pussy in the old west since women were scarce to begin with.

 

[pensivepoet]

I always if Matt got upset when Miss Kitty had a client which was probably quite often considering that was how you got pussy in the old west since women were scarce to begin with.

If Kitty was the only pussy in town, Festus might start looking good.

 

[nerfhearder]

If Kitty was the only pussy in town, Festus might start looking good.

I'd be thinking of moving over to where Bonanza was. Hoss looked like he could take some dick.

 

[pensivepoet]

I'd be thinking of moving over to where Bonanza was. Hoss looked like he could take some dick.

Was there even ever a woman on that show?
They didn't even try to imply that sex might exist outside of the corral.

 

[nerfhearder]

Was there even ever a woman on that show?
They didn't even try to imply that sex might exist outside of the corral.

Pretty sure they made it a family affair.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/be/0f/d9/be0fd99f1e9d467c0dc128f76ff40d8f.jpg

So snazzy!

 

[nerfhearder]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/be/0f/d9/be0fd99f1e9d467c0dc128f76ff40d8f.jpg

So snazzy!

Pssst...those aren't hookers, they're cosplayers and the worst kind of cosplayer, fucking steampunk.

 

[pensivepoet]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/be/0f/d9/be0fd99f1e9d467c0dc128f76ff40d8f.jpg

So snazzy!

They look like they just heard about Johnny Depp's divorce.

 

[RobDownSouth]

All women are prostitutes.
Think they wear those heels for the comfort?
Except Jezzi.
Pretty sure she wears Red Wing boots and muddy overalls.

Okay, I laughed out loud.
And dat visual....

 

[nerfhearder]

They look like they just heard about Johnny Depp's divorce.

You can tell they haven't actually fucked him yet because neither one has a black eye.

 

[pensivepoet]

You can tell they haven't actually fucked him yet because neither one has a black eye.

I'm a little surprised to learn he likes kickin the shit otta women.
But I saw him on Kimmel last week and he was so frikken weird I couldn't watch it all.
He's a strange one.

 

[nerfhearder]

I'm a little surprised to learn he likes kickin the shit otta women.
But I saw him on Kimmel last week and he was so frikken weird I couldn't watch it all.
He's a strange one.

Yeah, he's always been odd but the wife beating thing was a surprise. At least this means we might not get any more shitty Tim Burton movies with him.

 

[pensivepoet]

Okay, I laughed out loud.
And dat visual....

If Jezz had been married to J Depp, those red wings would be up his ass.
At least in my mind.

 

[nerfhearder]

If Jezz had been married to J Depp, those red wings would be up his ass.
At least in my mind.

Remember when "getting your red wings" meant something else entirely?

 

[pensivepoet]

Remember when "getting your red wings" meant something else entirely?

Yeah, I earned em the hard way, when my gf's dad came down the stairs and turned on the light.
No biggie, he already hated me.

 

[pensivepoet]

And won't Jezz be so happy I dragged her into all this.
*runs*

 

[Tigersman]

Yeah, he's always been odd but the wife beating thing was a surprise. At least this means we might not get any more shitty Tim Burton movies with him.

According to the police report the investigating officer saw no signs of abuse, in short no damage to the eye. This gal reminds me of that gold digger Loni Anderson.

 

[Tigersman]

Are Prostitutes Snazzier Than Normal Women?
A Fat Assay by Joe Schmoe

Is it less stylish to dress up normal women than with prostitutes? Nyeamaybe, and here is why.

When you have to style a normal girl, it's by no means "free". You have to take her out to get measured, buy her shirts, jackets, skirts, and pants, and you might have to go to two or even three shoe stores before you will have dinner with her. If you add up the total costs of these excursions, it would be schmapproximately around $7,943.05 dollars.

ORIGINAL FASHIONS HERE (I am the author of this parody thread, by the way)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/db/27/f5/db27f548cc421ef5aeed1afb03e2ff0f.jpg

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/wpid-article-1263901361531-07eb1234000005dc-525245_636x1261.jpg

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/121800197-street-prostitute-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=iDwVMPGkPQmKp%2Fczqz1I%2FZ20BAfy6HxfWDUoYS6qvtupwYDlE3%2FXp%2FH3Yq6y8iXc

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If you had to buy the clothing and accessories for a high class call girl the $7 K figure would only scratch the surface.

 

[Disgustipated]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hsOSC6RVhk

 

[nerfhearder]

According to the police report the investigating officer saw no signs of abuse, in short no damage to the eye. This gal reminds me of that gold digger Loni Anderson.

There is no police report.

 

[Darbhinder]

Pearl necklaces are pretty snazzy.