Captain America's 'heterosexual virility' lamented by VANITY FAIR...

Cap is fast becoming my favourite Avenger.
I couldn't care less that he chats with his best friend about girls they liked because he's the most upstanding and well mannered of the bunch.
Nobody seems to care that Tony Stark employs the old 'fuck n chuck' policy because he's a drunk playboy.

You know if Cap went after a girl, it would be to make her Mrs Cap. Not just to have his end away.
 
Cap is fast becoming my favourite Avenger.
I couldn't care less that he chats with his best friend about girls they liked because he's the most upstanding and well mannered of the bunch.
Nobody seems to care that Tony Stark employs the old 'fuck n chuck' policy because he's a drunk playboy.

You know if Cap went after a girl, it would be to make her Mrs Cap. Not just to have his end away.

Meanwhile Cap dates girls 80 years his junior and no one bats an eye.
 
Cap is fast becoming my favourite Avenger.
I couldn't care less that he chats with his best friend about girls they liked because he's the most upstanding and well mannered of the bunch.
Nobody seems to care that Tony Stark employs the old 'fuck n chuck' policy because he's a drunk playboy.

You know if Cap went after a girl, it would be to make her Mrs Cap. Not just to have his end away.

I am developing a Lit crush on you. Don't let it go to your head. That kid ain't mine and I'm not paying for it.
 
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