weird/funny consecutive replies

[butters]

browsing through some threads, there were replies following eachother that tickled my funny bits - mostly where people were responding to posts other than the one directly before them.

post 'em up

 

[butters]

like this one:

^^Ladies I would go full lez for.

A fat Italian?

That's always my benchmark.

 

[butters]

i prefer my self-education to be sparkly....

No, I'm not. You don't know what you're talking about and you're too fucking stupid to educate yourself.

That's the best part. It's odorless, tasteless, won't leave lipstick on your collar or glitter on your crotch.

The only thing you have to remember to do is clear your browser history.


Ahhh... Technology.

indeed!

 

[butters]

Oh, yes. The salt. I can imagine that'd be a nice addition. Super crunchy bacon, though. I can't stand it when it jiggles.



Now that is a combo I would never have thought to try.

Let's split the difference and use whipped cream.

to be fair, i can't stand when it jiggles either

 

[butters]

This isn't what I meant to quote. I want to talk more about this whipping.

I learned it on the streets. The hard streets of the Hundred Acre Woods.

the fools! the suicidal fools! when will they learn?

who knew how Pooh survived on them mean streets?

 

[butters]

I'm going to just tuck you in between the girls and carry you around with me.

Well I'm quite happy with it.

As well as the ginger unicorn, I'm certain

gonna get a bit crowded in there, wings!

 

[butters]

This thread makes me want to sing Spandau Ballet.

I dunno but the hot dogs here dont taste the same.

this just made my day

 

[butters]

An epic line up. I'll piss myself later in comraderie.

Ooh that's fantastic! You could pull that off in a sexy trenchcoat.

in a trenchcoat, no less

 

[butters]

En garde!

Plus bacon.

sounds like a plan....

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ha! Love this. Often I read stuff like this and it amuses the hell out of me, now I'll know where to put it!

 

[butters]

I have several beasts inside, most are kept under lock and key, for once they are released, they are hard to control and lock away again. The beast allowed to remain free, I've named Master.

He couldn't open the pod bay doors to get in.

stay freeee, master....

 

[butters]

Ha! Love this. Often I read stuff like this and it amuses the hell out of me, now I'll know where to put it!

perfick

 

[butters]

I bet his cum burns human flesh and smells like sulfur.

I played that song at my wedding. Should have known then it would fail.

can't quite place the band....

 

[butters]

A Twerk Amongst The Tombstones!

That seems a little harsh.

i blame miley.

 

[butters]

Just watching John Bishop taking a rectal swab from a gorilla. Lucky gorilla.

I keep wondering about the taste and texture.

Is it slimy and muddy?

just

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
lol

 

[butters]

trysail

You really ought to get a life.

Aquagal

I got mine at my local hardware store, no buffing needed.

 

[butters]

1HF

I love that outfit. I felt like a slutty princess.

vibes

So touching

 

[hashtag45]

Is this the point where I post some of Lance's… or AJ's…. or Busybody's?

 

[butters]

JinSun

Everyone thinks they're gods gift to humanity. Can't wait till my friends have kids so they grow the fuck up. Then again maybe I'm just an irritable cunt.

Palamino19

This makes me stop fapping how？

 

[Lyricalli]

Pretty sure my head almost exploded.

You can still do better. Just try harder!

.....

 

[butters]

.....

lolol

 

[Lyricalli]

lolol

Luckily, I spotted this thread for the first time today, then that caught my eye.

 

[butters]

I wanna google yer hind end.

Is that even legal?

 

[butters]

they've been doing that for awhile, look for %100 honey when you buy,
like this one, stock up

And tomato soup and huggles