everything you've heard is true...

[Sean]

it's like fucking grade school in this thread.

REPORTED!

 

[girlsmiley]

Sure, flirt with the bisexual.

 

[DesEsseintes]

It took me a while to figure out why there were signs for discos in the UK until I realized what they meant.

It was like a time warp from before I was born.

Are there no discos in the US any more? Not even roller-discos?

My cultural map just yellowed at the edges.

 

[pointless]

what? it's illegal to have sex with buildings here now? what the hell is this place coming to?

 

[pointless]

Are there no discos in the US any more? Not even roller-discos?

My cultural map just yellowed at the edges.

it's not a word we use here anymore unless we're talking about kc and the sunshine band or doing the hustle.

 

[spacekowboy]

I was told this is where the internet lotharios meeting was taking place. Am I correct? I need to brush up on my e-pussy getting skills.

 

[Garnate]

Wtf is wrong with "he has got" or "he's got"?


"Oh that Pete.....he's got some nerve on him. Probably still banging some ugly, fat chick from Lit that doesn't care that he's married and lies to everyone."

"Oh that Pete.....he has got some nerve on him....."


It works either way.

 

[Sean]

Lol.

When the "colonials" have better grammar.

Ignorant and a cunt.

Tell you what, have someone that can read explain the present perfect tense to you. You illiterate, fucking psycho retard.

 

[lovetoread]

I was told this is where the internet lotharios meeting was taking place. Am I correct? I need to brush up on my e-pussy getting skills.

I want some epussy.

Unless it requires work.

 

[girlsmiley]

Tell you what, have someone that can read explain the present perfect tense to you. You illiterate, fucking psycho retard.

You're still wrong you pathetic toad

 

[DesEsseintes]

Wtf is wrong with "he has got" or "he's got"?


"Oh that Pete.....he's got some nerve on him. Probably still banging some ugly, fat chick from Lit that doesn't care that he's married and lies to everyone."

"Oh that Pete.....he has got some nerve on him....."


It works either way.

I just read the last bit and now I'm in need of a genital ice-pack.

 

[Sean]

You're still wrong you pathetic toad

No, I'm not. You don't know what you're talking about and you're too fucking stupid to educate yourself.

 

[spacekowboy]

I want some epussy.

Unless it requires work.

That's the best part. It's odorless, tasteless, won't leave lipstick on your collar or glitter on your crotch.

The only thing you have to remember to do is clear your browser history.


Ahhh... Technology.

 

[Que]

I just read the last bit and now I'm in need of a genital ice-pack.

If you think that smarted, what about this?

No, I'm not. You don't know what you're talking about and you're too fucking stupid to educate yourself.

Apparently "educate" means something different over there?

 

[Aphro]

I want some epussy.

Unless it requires work.

For every 100 assshat PMs you send out, you get some. Just enough to keep you maniacally sending out asshat PMs.

 

[Sean]

If you think that smarted, what about this?



Apparently "educate" means something different over there?

What?

 

[pointless]

wait, women put lipstick on their pussies now? man, i've been out of the game for too long. shit's getting weird.

 

[Garnate]

Yes, your penises (penii?) are all huge. Now will someone please tell me why I've been speaking wrong my whole life? I've got pm's to return.

 

[girlsmiley]

No, I'm not. You don't know what you're talking about and you're too fucking stupid to educate yourself.

I do, and I'm correct. Try again.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Yes, your penises (penii?) are all huge.

Technically and contextually, it'd be epenii.

or "ePenii?"

 

[Sean]

Ye gods I miss Myst sometimes.

 

[girlsmiley]

Yes, your penises (penii?) are all huge. Now will someone please tell me why I've been speaking wrong my whole life? I've got pm's to return.

You have got, or you have?

Basic English is not so basic it seems.

 

[Equinoxe]

Screenshots from the New Oxford American Dictionary

Yes, you heard me, American.

Even Colonial dictionaries...

 

[Que]

For every 100 assshat PMs you send out, you get some. Just enough to keep you maniacally sending out asshat PMs.

This is where control "v" comes in handy.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Technically and contextually, it'd be epenii.

or "ePenii?"

Ask Que. Or Sean. I got muddled, or I don't care. It's late, and I can't remember what I give a fuck about any more.