everything you've heard is true...

[Aphro]

I don't know about all the rage. It was annoying at the time, being described as this kind of internet lothario when I was getting precisely no action, and by someone who was. But, you know, it wasn't Auschwitz. Water under the bridge as far as I'm concerned.

You mean you are not an internet lothario?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Pmann, if we start individual threads for every douche, then the whole first page will be consumed with douchethreads. This is probably on a par with a first page consisting of only eyer and busybody.

Shit. My nose started bleeding just thinking about that.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'd tell the boys to probe the fucker. Full body search.

it's been done. it isn't very fun.

 

[lovetoread]

I'd tell the boys to probe the fucker. Full body search.

But thats my job now.

 

[MonaLittle]

Yeah.

...Yo!!

 

[Sean]

I still can't get over the fact that a convict and a yank are trying to tell me how to speak English.

 

[MonaLittle]

it's been done. it isn't very fun.

You told me you liked it.

 

[Saint Peter]

You told me you liked it.

I told you that you would like it.

 

[pointless]

plagiarist.

 

[Libsam]

Why don't y'all like eyer?
Because of his politics?

I enjoyed reading him before he fixated on... that poster and the things she admitted to, and denied, that we can't talk about.

 

[DesEsseintes]

You mean you are not an internet lothario?

Not even an offline one. I spent the evening supervising a school disco, like the sad middle-aged teacher I am.

 

[girlsmiley]

I still can't get over the fact that a convict and a yank are trying to tell me how to speak English.

Bro. If I knew you were going to get all bent out of shape about it I would have tried a bit harder.

But then I thought to myself "he has got this"

 

[Sean]

Bro. If I knew you were going to get bent all out of shape about it I would have tried a bit harder.

But then I thought to myself "he has got this"

Shut up, psycho.

 

[girlsmiley]

Shut up, psycho.

You're welcome, dipshit.

 

[Que]

Not even an offline one. I spent the evening supervising a school disco, like the sad middle-aged teacher I am.

As an actual Englishman, schooled in the care and feeding of the English language, would explain to Sean why he has got no leg to stand on in suggesting that "He's got" is proper English, anywhere.

 

[Aphro]

As an actual Englishman, schooled in the care and feeding of the English language, would explain to Sean why he has got no leg to stand on in suggesting that "He's got" is proper English, anywhere.

He is got?

Hmmm.

 

[Sean]

He is got?

Hmmm.

He has got.

Jesus Christ, you colonials have butchered the language so badly it isn't funny.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Not even an offline one. I spent the evening supervising a school disco, like the sad middle-aged teacher I am.

 

[lovetoread]

Not even an offline one. I spent the evening supervising a school disco, like the sad middle-aged teacher I am.

It took me a while to figure out why there were signs for discos in the UK until I realized what they meant.

It was like a time warp from before I was born.

 

[pointless]

it's like fucking grade school in this thread.

 

[jezzilee]

it's like fucking grade school in this thread.

I wonder how many times this has been typed by litsters, I have seen it in soooo many threads!

 

[MonaLittle]

I wonder how many times this has been typed by litsters, I have seen it in soooo many threads!

Most of us have the equivalence of high school mentality.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

it's like fucking grade school in this thread.

In Sister Mary Elephant's class, yet.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Sister_Mary_Elephant_Jacket_Scan.png

 

[girlsmiley]

He has got.

Jesus Christ, you colonials have butchered the language so badly it isn't funny.

Lol.

When the "colonials" have better grammar.

Ignorant and a cunt.

 

[jezzilee]

Most of us have the equivalence of high school mentality.

Okay, I laughed.