everything you've heard is true...

[girlsmiley]

He's appealing like herpes. He has that same kind of charm.

Fuck that cunt anyway.

There's a natural mystic blowing in the air...

 

[Sean]

OMG. I forgot about Gman.

I was sooo intimidated by YOU when I first joined Lit. It wasn't until Twitter that I got over that fear. Heh..

What? I'm friendly to everyone. Well known fact.

i wasn't trolling. i was just being a dick. and there was no collaboration. gman was weirdo.

I quite liked the insane fucker. He made me laugh. Smart cunt, too.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Awww, don't tell me that. I finally let my guard down around him. I actually....like him.

To be fair, nobody's ever gotten herpes through hating someone else.

 

[pointless]

he was still a weirdo.

calliopes. motherfucker.

 

[girlsmiley]

He's got the IQ of a radish. I'd throw a complex maths problem at him, like what's 2 times four, and kick the shit out of him while his brain was going into meltdown.

*has*

He has, champ.

You're smart, there's no doubt about that.

 

[Sean]

*has*

He has, champ.

You're smart, there's no doubt about that.

You do realise "he's" is a common contraction of "he has", right?

 

[Que]

You do realise "he's" is a common contraction of "he has", right?

It's a common mistake, yes.

It is okay the way "innit?" is an acceptable contraction for "isn't it?" OK conversationally, a little dicey in written form unless you are quoting dialog.

I consider forums and blog postings implied conversational dialog . . . so if you accept that . . . you have to accept the ellipse as well.

 

[Sean]

It's a common mistake, yes.

What did I tell you about trying to comment on English usage?

 

[girlsmiley]

You do realise "he's" is a common contraction of "he has", right?

He has got?

Bro. Don't fucking give me a hard time because your grammar is shit-house.

 

[pointless]

what the fuck is it with people correcting informal conversational speech today. get the fuck out of here.

 

[Aphro]

Okay. Not many trick or treaters tonight.

Good job there's a great drama thread to read.

 

[Sean]

He has got?

Bro. Don't fucking give me a hard time because your grammar is shit-house.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with "he has got the IQ of a radish", you fucking psychotic twat.

 

[Sean]

what the fuck is it with people correcting informal conversational speech today. get the fuck out of here.

Qbert seems to have some form of OCD when it comes to posting and the convict is just a psychotic retard.

 

[Saint Peter]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with "he has got the IQ of a radish", you fucking psychotic twat.

I was sooo intimidated by YOU when I first joined Lit. It wasn't until Twitter that I got over that fear. Heh..

Yeah.

 

[girlsmiley]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with "he has got the IQ of a radish", you fucking psychotic twat.

Keep telling yourself that.

Wake up to yourself.

 

[pointless]

Qbert seems to have some form of OCD when it comes to posting and the convict is just a psychotic retard.

well, mystery solved.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Awww, don't tell me that. I finally let my guard down around him. I actually....like him.

Well I'm not judging you for being attracted to herpes. We all have our own needs and wants. No judgment here.

 

[Sean]

Yeah.

See? The niceness just seems to leap off the screen.

 

[girlsmiley]

Okay. Not many trick or treaters tonight.

Good job there's a great drama thread to read.

Exactly

 

[Saint Peter]

See? The niceness just seems to leap off the screen.

And somehow you wonder why the big three letter government agencies get called when you travel to the States.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Guys, we are losing sight of Pete's douchebag nature. Sean deserves his own thread about why he's a douche.

 

[Aphro]

Guys, we are losing sight of Pete's douchebag nature. Sean deserves his own thread about why he's a douche.

Pmann, if we start individual threads for every douche, then the whole first page will be consumed with douchethreads. This is probably on a par with a first page consisting of only eyer and busybody.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I don't know about all the rage. It was annoying at the time, being described as this kind of internet lothario when I was getting precisely no action, and by someone who was. But, you know, it wasn't Auschwitz. Water under the bridge as far as I'm concerned.

 

[pointless]

Pmann, if we start individual threads for every douche, then the whole first page will be consumed with douchethreads. This is probably on a par with a first page consisting of only eyer and busybody.

it's been done. it isn't very fun.

 

[girlsmiley]

And somehow you wonder why the big three letter government agencies get called when you travel to the States.

I'd tell the boys to probe the fucker. Full body search.