The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Lancecastor]

I've always meant to get one of those pointy bras. Do they still sell them?

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[Saint Peter]

Somebody went a little crazy with the nipple clamps.

 

[lovetoread]

“Blood of my Blood…” I whispered. “…and Bone of my Bone,” he answered softly. Neither of us could finish the vow, “so long as we both shall live,” but the unspoken words hung aching between us. Finally he smiled crookedly. “Longer than that,” he said firmly, and pulled me to him once more.

 

[Lancecastor]

Somebody went a little crazy with the nipple clamps.

Mischka's bra.

 

[Saint Peter]

Mischka's bra.

Is she fucking delicious or what?

I wish she would post here more.

 

[Lancecastor]

Is she fucking delicious or what?

I wish she would post here more.

She's got a great brain onto her.

 

[Wings]

She's got a great everything.

 

[Saint Peter]

Have you ever seen the tile work in her bathroom?


Stunning.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[doctor_insanus]

There, there.

*jams a nipple in your ear*

And she made the mountains sing
Birds against an icy sky
And I heard bells ringing
I think I heard an Angel sigh

 

[IhateClowns]

Neighbor's kid has set up his lemonade stand right next to our garage sale. I'm not sure how much my cut should be. I need Mark Cuban to help negotiate this deal.

 

[Lancecastor]

Have you ever seen the tile work in her bathroom?


Stunning.

I am Grout.

 

[Saint Peter]

Neighbor's kid has set up his lemonade stand right next to our garage sale. I'm not sure how much my cut should be. I need Mark Cuban to help negotiate this deal.

Time to water the grass.




Oops.

 

[Disgustipated]

Just because you have a new name does not mean can be nasty to me.

AJ reportedly reported rory for posting the entire story instead of a link.

Lit is so unfair!!

Rory credited the source and the the author. AJ is credited with being a fartknocker.

Neighbor's kid has set up his lemonade stand right next to our garage sale. I'm not sure how much my cut should be. I need Mark Cuban to help negotiate this deal.

Just muscle the little shits out. Bernie Mac says you can punch a kid in the throat.
Do it.

 

[Batch]

*grumble* someone needs to fix me breakfast, do the dishes, and clean the house.

And fold my laundry.

Just make it fit in the drawers.

 

[Wings]

Neighbor's kid has set up his lemonade stand right next to our garage sale. I'm not sure how much my cut should be. I need Mark Cuban to help negotiate this deal.

Teach him about leasing rights. It's never too early to learn.

 

[lovetoread]

no one told me unfriended was a comedy

 

[IhateClowns]

Time to water the grass.




Oops.

I just sprayed weed killer

Rory credited the source and the the author. AJ is credited with being a fartknocker.



Just muscle the little shits out. Bernie Mac says you can punch a kid in the throat.
Do it.

Damn I miss Bernie.

 

[IhateClowns]

Teach him about leasing rights. It's never too early to learn.

He's a smart kid. He is 32 years old. He set up just outside my property line. Little fucker just gave me the finger.

 

[Lancecastor]

He's a smart kid. He is 32 years old. He set up just outside my property line. Little fucker just gave me the finger.

Is he studying for his CCNA by any chance?

 

[Fata Morgana]

no one told me unfriended was a comedy

God someone recommended me that one at work. Ignored her thankfully.

 

[Wings]

He's a smart kid. He is 32 years old. He set up just outside my property line. Little fucker just gave me the finger.

Keep track of that one, he's going to go far.



Like to the next street over.

 

[RobDownSouth]

He's a smart kid. He is 32 years old. He set up just outside my property line. Little fucker just gave me the finger.

Microsoft him. Offer twice was much lemonade for the same price on your property, and when he closes up shop, declare this was a "trial period", cut the amount served by 2/3 and double your price

#FuckYouOneDrive

 

[IhateClowns]

Is he studying for his CCNA by any chance?

He's eating crayons right now. I'll ask when he's finished.

 

[IhateClowns]

Keep track of that one, he's going to go far.



Like to the next street over.

Yeah, I think he's from the other side of the Sonic Drive-In