The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[TwinkleStars]

maybe if he's got a crazy straw.....

Just bought a bunch of them.

 

[thør]

Just bought a bunch of them.

Prior planning prevent piss poor performance.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Prior planning prevent piss poor performance.

Nice.

 

[thør]

Nice.

The principle of the 6 P's.

You can take the vulgarity out and make it 5 P's.

 

[Noor]

Purple rain appears to be playing everywhere this weekend.
The art crawl was a bit sparse tonight.

 

[Saint Peter]

He reported that?

What a pussy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

He reported that?

What a pussy.

Who reported what? Don't be a vague cvnt.

 

[Saint Peter]

Who reported what? Don't be a vague cvnt.

Just because you have a new name does not mean can be nasty to me.

AJ reportedly reported rory for posting the entire story instead of a link.

Lit is so unfair!!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Crazy straws have now been added to the tit jousting event.

 

[Saint Peter]

Who reported what? Don't be a vague cvnt.

Can I play with your titties? They are silky and defy gravity.

 

[lovetoread]

Who the heck is that with the funky bewbs, ya cunt?

And I am gonna use the name cunt, its shorter than what you have now.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Just because you have a new name does not mean can be nasty to me.

AJ reportedly reported rory for posting the entire story instead of a link.

Lit is so unfair!!

I am now a Lady so I can do as I please, peasant.

Damn those rascals. I hate Lit.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Who the heck is that with the funky bewbs, ya cunt?

And I am gonna use the name cunt, its shorter than what you have now.

Fenella Fielding. She was fucking fabulous.

 

[Saint Peter]

Who the heck is that with the funky bewbs, ya cunt?

And I am gonna use the name cunt, its shorter than what you have now.

I like them.

Perky. Silky. Bitchy.


Perfect.

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear horny trees,

Can we stop with the pollen now?

Love,
Pete

 

[lovetoread]

I can barely see or breathe this morning, I am all allergied up.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I like them.

Perky. Silky. Bitchy.


Perfect.

She's in the first half of the clip.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GcWq4iGbKbA

 

[Saint Peter]

I can barely see or breathe this morning, I am all allergied up.

One of the worst years ever in DC. As I get old and crotchety my allergies have chilled out. This year I am doing the nose spray and eye drops.

That being said, the trees here are absolutely beautiful.

 

[Saint Peter]

She's in the first half of the clip.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GcWq4iGbKbA

This video is not available.

Cvnt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Cvnt.

Fuck it. YouTube cvnts.

 

[lovetoread]

The neighbor has some sort of large equipment running outside my window. Which is bad enough, but now he and the dude running the loud machine are having a screaming conversation right outside my window.

Tis a nice way of starting a weekend.

 

[Saint Peter]

"I NEED YOU TO BACK THE FUCKING TRUCK UP! I CANNOT MANEUVER THE AeRIAL LIFT SO I CAN SEE INTO HER WINDOW WITH IT IN THE WAY!!"

 

[Saint Peter]

A light rain is washing some of the pollen out of the air and off the junk. Yay!

 

[lovetoread]

Uh petey, why do you have pollen on your junk?

Do you keep it outside overnight?

 

[butters]

new light bulb for the bathroom fitting - bought + fitted - ✔
new shades for bedrooms/hallways/stairs + lounge - bought, fitting in a moment - ✔
new chains for bath and kitchen sink plugs - bought + fitted - ✔
new red drainer for plates - bought + placed - ✔
more paintbrushes - bought - ✔
up next : help no.3 offspring clean + tidy their room -